oh dear where did this come from

[godofmeowschief]

Well, now. I suppose you think you are clever doing this. But always remember: it is I who am playing with you, and not the other way around.

Do you even have the knowledge to play with me?

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[fotlenke]

[ scoops him up and strokes her hand down his furry back ] Shush, you.

[godofmeowschief]

[n-no! don't do that! he's so starved for attention and the pets... so he finally surrenders and purrs. dammit] How dare you shush me. You shush.

[fotlenke]

Looooki. You've got some splainin' to do. [ does he want a belly rub, he will get a belly rub ]

[godofmeowschief]

[nonono stop it Sigyn purr] What do you wish to know? This was not my doing!

[fotlenke]

[ furry belly furry belly ] Which Norn did you piss off this time.

[keen_eye]

I know how to play with you.

[SHOESTRING LIKE A BOSS]

[godofmeowschief]

[oh guess what. he's just going to walk away and then flop on his side with his back facing you]

[keen_eye]

You did ask, brother.

[He'll just scoot over next to kitty Loki. He knows better than to push an animal when trying to make friends so there's just a bit of comfort distance. For now, anyway.]

[godofmeowschief]

[tail flick] I was not speaking to you. I was talking to the insufferable human who thinks she can control me.

[gold_titanium_man]

Where did you come from? [and here you are roughly scooped up and held out in front of him]

[godofmeowschief]

[what are you doing! put him down, man of iron] Stark! Unhand me!

[gold_titanium_man]

[laughing] Feisty! Should do the responsible thing and have Pepper get you fixed.

[godofmeowschief]

F-fixed?! Surely you don't mean...

[worldserpent]

[ instead of picking him up, jor lies down on her stomach, arms folded to prop her up as she blinks at him. ]

Father. Your ssshape. [ in other words, you're not very scary right now, daddy. >: ]

[godofmeowschief]

Your shape. [and you're human-shaped. and a woman. his ears are back in confusion]

[worldserpent]

Inherited it from you. [ and even when she introduces herself as the midgard serpent, people find her so much less intimidating when she's in a semi human female shape. .. though she's not very good at it, since her eyes are still serpentine and there are faint patches of snakeskin here and there. ] I use it.. here. In those.. memes that writer likess putting me in.

[ she reaches out, cautiously stroking a finger over his ear. ]

[godofmeowschief]

[ah yes, memes. he's heard of those. still, he's sort of proud at the fact that his son can use the ability, and he will allow the pets]

Do you like doing it?

[wealldosillythings]

[She's a sucker for cats, dude. Sorry, here's one very average Midgardian female bending down to offer her hand for you to sniff in greeting. She's polite, after all. Also, she's English.]

Oh, hullo, you handsome thing...!

[godofmeowschief]

[he's not really a cat! he just sits back and watches her carefully]

Who are you?

[wealldosillythings]

[But he looks like one right now, and that's all that matters! She blinks a bit when the feline speaks, then looks up as if talking to..God? Nope, it's her mun.] Oh, very funny, miss. Were you trying to scare me again? I'm catching onto you! [Or Molly's simply getting used to the fact that RP World has all sorts of wacky things that people just accept. She turns her gaze back to the feline.] Um, I'm Molly Hooper. And...you are?

[godofmeowschief]

[SO MANY WACKY THINGS. but Loki thinks he can handle it...]

I am the god Loki. You are encouraged to kneel before me, mortal. [licks his paw]

[hisbrotherskeeper]

[He's not laughing. Honest. Really. Yes, his lips are pressed unnaturally thin and his shoulders are shaking, but he's totally not laughing at you, bro.

He does, though, pick Lokitty (ha!) up by the scruff of his neck, bringing him up to eye level.]

Do you mean to birth a litter of kittens soon, brother? Your shapes and...flights of fancy continue to astound me.

[Because hey, Sleipnir. Like Thor's ever gonna let that one go.]

[godofmeowschief]

[really? REALLY? out of all people who had to see him like this, it's Thor? Loki wants to both run away and attack at the same time. unfortunately, the first option is out, so let's try the second one!

he hisses and reaches out his arms to scratch his brother wherever he can]

Silence, you fool!

[and hey Sleipnir was father's favorite horse. that's an accomplishment for Loki!]

lololol you actually have an icon for that exact scenario. A+

[hisbrotherskeeper]

[Thor finally bursts out laughing, great peals of sound that cut off abruptly when the cat manages to land an especially vicious swipe just under Thor's left eye. He shakes the cat a little ("a little," of course, for him, which is not at all what anyone else would consider "little") and holds him out a bit farther from his face, pointing one accusatory finger at him.]

Behave. Continue to act so and none of the other cats will like you.

[...okay, yeah, he's totally laughing again. Sorry, bro.]

LOL i do! 8DDD

[godofmeowschief]

[ghdfjk shaken! he doesn't like! when Thor starts laughing again he growls lowly mrrrrrrr]

I will give you to the count of three to release me. One...