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Apping at Exsilium | Canon is Baldur's Gate
To whomever Mun it may concern,
You know,given I'm the one with a dead evil god who's got a Were-Chinchilla fetish for a father, I'm not sure why you're the one who's always complaining. The stream of complaints about the size of this app or my 'broken' abilities gets old real fast. You're already almost as annoying as that voice that hassles me every time I try and leave a building.
Now, I agreed to work with you because of all the omniscient forces trying to control my life, you at least seem to care enough about what I want to throw me a bone now and again, and I do appreciate not putting me in a romance just for the sake of it, but I've got the limited patience of someone who spends her days cleaning out kobolds for people too lazy to call the guards or buy a club. Work with me, and we'll get along fine. Don't, and well, remember Edwina?
I kept that belt.
Also, while you're at it, get a better idea of what exactly these rebels need with the world's unluckiest half-elf, and stop hoping Imoen shows up. She's been through more than enough at that bastard's hands.
-Reya of Candlekeep
You know,given I'm the one with a dead evil god who's got a Were-Chinchilla fetish for a father, I'm not sure why you're the one who's always complaining. The stream of complaints about the size of this app or my 'broken' abilities gets old real fast. You're already almost as annoying as that voice that hassles me every time I try and leave a building.
Now, I agreed to work with you because of all the omniscient forces trying to control my life, you at least seem to care enough about what I want to throw me a bone now and again, and I do appreciate not putting me in a romance just for the sake of it, but I've got the limited patience of someone who spends her days cleaning out kobolds for people too lazy to call the guards or buy a club. Work with me, and we'll get along fine. Don't, and well, remember Edwina?
I kept that belt.
Also, while you're at it, get a better idea of what exactly these rebels need with the world's unluckiest half-elf, and stop hoping Imoen shows up. She's been through more than enough at that bastard's hands.
-Reya of Candlekeep
