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[misfortuneforall]

Stop you? ...nah. You don't seem like the type that'd listen. Besides, if you mess this up, you'll be helping me with my job.

[...]

What? What do you want me to say?!

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[ouchihuahua]

Momiji, my Queen! It's you~!

[ You'd better not mind a flying hug out of nowhere.

...or, if you do, you can always retaliate. Violently. Because that would be much appreciated too. ]

You're an awesome person

[misfortuneforall]

[Flying hugs. What would life be without them? Not very different, probably. In any case, Momiji now has a whip in her hands that probably came from her beloved hammerspace.]

Here, too? And I didn't even call you this time.

[Here, have a congratulatory lash.]

(°◇°;) Aw shucks. You're awesome too.

[ouchihuahua]

[ He barks through the pain because Aaah~ ♥ it hurts so good. ]

Yeah, this journal is brand spanking new. But I'd have shown up earlier if I'd known you were kicking around.

Aww, thanks <3

[misfortuneforall]

[And there goes her good action of the day.]

We're on the same boat. I didn't know I was going to show up either. Can't say it's not a nice break, though.

[ouchihuahua]

Not that breaks aren't great, but how're you supposed to carry out your mission without Queen Ichiko?

[ Wait. ]

Do you even have access to Binbougami items right now?

[misfortuneforall]

[Oh, Momou, you silly. That's the point of a break; not having Ichiko to grate on her nerves for a while and no duties to take care of.

...then again, she can't be completely sure that the brat isn't somewhere near. BUT SHH]

Heh. Of course I still have them. [She makes a couple of items appear and disappear.] But the mission can wait, if you ask me.

[She's the best god ever, you don't need to say it.]

[ouchihuahua]

You could take a break for a whole month and I doubt the next chapter would even come out. And I don't just mean 'cause Jump SQ is a monthly magazine.

[ He shrugs and slumps down onto the ground. ]

It's not like Mistress Ichiko'll get any more fortune while you hang around here, though. Even if "here" is just a place for people who don't have anywhere else to go.

[misfortuneforall]

See? You get it.

[...that nickname. She's tempted to facepalm at it.]

I don't think that's possible, anyway. Her head would explode if she had even more good fortune.

[ouchihuahua]

That doesn't sound very fortunate. Maybe someone else's head would explode instead. Y'know, someone she can't stand.

[ ... ]

Bet you're glad to be away from her, just in case.

[misfortuneforall]

[. . . . . . . . . .]

Kinda, yeah. And I guess the same goes for you.

[Or does one's head exploding count as something pleasurable in his book?]

[ouchihuahua]

[ Well. Maybe if things start slow and build up to head exploding.

Give him a moment to enjoy the thought of Ichiko's general existence causing him intolerable pain, though. It's a nice thought. ]

Maybe that priest'll be gone for good when we get back. Not like anyone would miss him.

[misfortuneforall]

[Some things never change. She can wait.]

It would be nice, huh? But I doubt that.

[There are still too many women left for him to ogle. Or something.]

[ouchihuahua]

He might show up here one day! It'd be nice to have another pervert to talk to...

[ Even if he can't see Queen Momiji's charm points. ]

[misfortuneforall]

...I don't think we're popular enough for that yet.

[That guy knows nothing. NOTHING. He's not even a good drinking buddy!]

[ouchihuahua]

We're not even popular enough for up-to-date manga translations. What if there's some deep dark painful [ ♥ ] trauma in our backstories, but we don't know about it because those damn scanlators are dragging their heels?

[misfortuneforall]

[She can feel that little heart. She moves her whip again while she considers the possibility, almost as an afterthought.]

Well, I guess we'll have to deal with it and live as shadows of ourselves for now.

...it'd be a surprise if that happened, though.