SHAMELESS ATTEMPTED ENABLING POST.

[huszar]

Ah, don't worry! I completely understand why you'd ask me to try and find suitable people to come to the ship. I don't mind at all! Can you just imagine the terrible people Prussia would come up with?

So then, everyone who is not Romania, of course, Turkey, naturally, or a fat Soviet pig such as Russia, please come and take a holiday in space on the SS Thor! It's a beautiful and peaceful place, a space ship, and it's marred only very slightly by one or two unfortunate people who are easy to ignore and better off forgotten!

( she's doing that thing where her face says smiling light of purity and maidenhood and her aura says go to hell dissenters. )

Comments

[asure]

Heh, I feel wanted.

[huszar]

I'm sorry, but I can't think of a single person who would want you.

[asure]

Ya sure 'bout that?

1/2

[huszar]

Of course!

[huszar]

… Well, you're better than one or two people.

[asure]

[ he will gladly take being the lesser of two evils ]

Right, so what's this 'bout a spaceship?

[huszar]

( SIGH )

They're saying Earth's been destroyed and we've become refugees. On the other hand, I don't feel dead, and neither do the others there, except for Prussia who doesn't count anyway. There are a lot of interesting people and it's relaxing, except for when strange things happen- but before you get all excited, you're still on my list of people not to show up.

[asure]

... What could be stranger than not feelin' dead when we should be?

[huszar]

We were on a planet full of ghosts.

[asure]

... Were they friendly?

[huszar]

Most of them! And before I arrived, there were other planets with deserts and alcohol and so on. There've also been sudden beaches on the ship, and things like that, but again, don't get excited.

[asure]

But it sounds interestin'.

[rakia]

[ On the one hand, no Turkey. On the other.... ]

I'm sure there are some who would be very happy to find themselves there.

[huszar]

Oh? And what about you?

[rakia]

I have no special opinions about it. [ You can't tell if he's lying at all, can you? ] Only that it sounds interesting, that's all.

[huszar]

( wow someone sure sounds japanese rn )

You should give it a try. I wouldn't mind at all.

[rakia]

Oh yes, I noticed my name was conspicuously absent from your list. How nice.

[ ... no, this is not Aisa, this is Slavic Europe. They are very different. They are sooooo different that they are practically on opposite sides of the globe.

Like I said.

Different. ]

[huszar]

( expectantly waiting… … ) Italy's there. ( in case ya felt like being his random foe or something she don't judge. )

[rakia]

[ That was a one-off thing! Okay, not literally, but don't go turning that gag into anything it's not meant to be! ]

He is? Oh, then you have company already, do you?

[huszar]

( hey look she knows how you like to go off and be someone's random nemesis sometimes and he's a neighbor! )

A few people, but I'd like neighbors, you know?

[rakia]

[ Look, alliances are challenging things, okay? Sometimes it's easy to get a little confused. ]

Of course, of course. It's only natural.

[huszar]

( more expectant staring… )

[heroiccia]

Ah~! You're in space! Really?

[huszar]

Yes, it's great! You may've gone to the moon first, but the Hungarians have won the space race!



Although, actually, you were just there. Don't you remember?

[heroiccia]

But doesn't that mean that I already beat ya years ago?

...And can't really say that I do remember. Must have been a different me.