Apping at Exsilium | Canon is Baldur's Gate

[andhishat]

To whomever Mun it may concern,

You know,given I'm the one with a dead evil god who's got a Were-Chinchilla fetish for a father, I'm not sure why you're the one who's always complaining. The stream of complaints about the size of this app or my 'broken' abilities gets old real fast. You're already almost as annoying as that voice that hassles me every time I try and leave a building.

Now, I agreed to work with you because of all the omniscient forces trying to control my life, you at least seem to care enough about what I want to throw me a bone now and again, and I do appreciate not putting me in a romance just for the sake of it, but I've got the limited patience of someone who spends her days cleaning out kobolds for people too lazy to call the guards or buy a club. Work with me, and we'll get along fine. Don't, and well, remember Edwina?

I kept that belt.

Also, while you're at it, get a better idea of what exactly these rebels need with the world's unluckiest half-elf, and stop hoping Imoen shows up. She's been through more than enough at that bastard's hands.

-Reya of Candlekeep

Comments

[haerdalis]

It seems your travels have led you to this particular plane of existence as well my raven. I must admit, the last time we had met, I was certain would be the last time we would see one another. Glad I am to see that you are still alive and well, and that I was mistaken.

As for your intrepid sister Imoen... I'm afraid I have not seen her either in quite some time.

(Any love for the chaotic neutral blade bard of BG2?)

[andhishat]

Haer'Dalis, I should have known a place as strange as this would draw you here. Now why would you think that? Surely the prospect of certain death can't have discouraged you, I would have thought you'd have more faith in me by this point.

Probably for the best, as long as she is not in the hands of some mad sorcerer, I prefer she be far away from this foolishness.

[All the love!]

[haerdalis]

Oh you can never be too certain my Raven. Entropy does catch up with all of us eventually, no matter how fast we run from it. Haha! But that still seems to be a long way off for the both of us, no? As it is, I am a planeswalker good Raven, it is usually rare enough to meet an old friend in the same plane, let alone an entirely different one.

Yes, I'd imagine our little wildflower would wilt at being submitted to such a fate yet again. Although you have me a little curious... exactly what have the fates had in store for you recently old friend?

[andhishat]

Too true, but while we may all die, I have no intention of giving anyone the satisfaction anytime soon, least of all my father. And you are far too clever by half to die, or maybe you're so clever I should be amazed you are alive? Ah, but I am the coin that landed on edge, aren't I? Beating the odds is what I do.

They seem dead set on keeping me from finally sorting out this Bhaalspawn mess once and for all, throwing me across time and space to a plane that is not my own, a fight that is even less so, in an attempt to alter time to save a world from tyranny. The usual.