dear_mun | Apr. 14th, 2012

Apr. 14th, 2012

ex_peachbun656

No.

dancing_edge

You can't just say things and not show me! I wanna see Good Guy as a Good Girl right nyow!

inursatellites

ERROR. SOUNDWAVE: DOES NOT REQUIRE 'A HOME'. MUNDANE'S DESIRES: ARE MEANINGLESS. SUGGESTED PLACEMENT IN 'GAMES': REJECTED. EFFORTS TO RELOCATE THIS UNIT: WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. CONTINUED ATTEMPTS: DISCOURAGED.

prizefight

Please.

You don't have what it takes to play me.

Don't think that I'm going to be a pushover just because of such a short run. I've got 900 years under my belt, baby, and I'm going to take advantage of every last one.

- S.

serpente

Thank you, I'm pleased with this voice as well. You have finally managed to capture my essence.

That said, I expect you to lose it once you go to bed. [He makes shooing motions to his mundane with his hands.] Off you go now.

ineuphony

"I bring all the boys to the yard"? ... What does that even mean?

thirdversed

You're lacking in background mun, trying to catch up to the current season is what you should be doing. Not making the finishing touches on my background.

[Nope, she doesn't sound bitter, not at all.]

I don't have much to worry about, being from a shattered universe and all.

chanceofrain

Stop it.

Don't you think I've had enough? I'm not some kind of plaything for you to mess around with! I didn't get out of that town just to -

- look. You can barely handle your own life right now. The last thing anyone needs is for you to go fucking up mine. Why don't we both just walk away from this right now?

insidethechimney

Yes, getting quoted in an incredibly important newspaper was super exciting! But do you think I did the event justice? Should I have said that it will be the best reception in a googolplexian moons?

zerotohero

How did I even...?

Mun, how am I going to do this? I can't just... choose between them! I'll hurt one of them if I do...

[And he'll hurt both of them if he doesn't.]

I just... want both of them to be happy. Is that too much to ask? I lo-care about them both, and, well... what am I going to do? I'm stuck either way.

[Sigh. Man this romance thing is much more complicated than it seems on the outside. Isn't there a manual out there somewhere that clearly outlines rules for this sort of thing? Because Optimus can really use it about now.]

And will you quit trying to kill me off? Death isn't a game you know!

[Third times the charm?]

No! I'm not going to worry everyone just because you find it fun! Can't we try something else?

snarkingscribe

So she's back in the pods now. _{A lot of people are, now that you mention it...}

Definitely sad about it, but we gotta keep moving on. Just getting to know that things could be reconciled between us is definitely worth the short time together.

And...well, you've got me heading up the science department. Do I get to design my own robe for this? Because it's pretty much getting to be Head Scribe. (Suck it, Taggart.)

Got that Courier to get to know, too. That's gonna be real interesting...

squinting

While the prospect of studying the behavior of people torn from their home and forced to reside in a surrounding significantly unlike their own is not unappealing, I have much work to attend to in the Jeffersonian.

The presence of different monstrous species while scientifically fascinating to explore is not a decisive factor here, my field is people. You should try Hodgins, it sounds like the sort of thing that would appeal to his love of conspiracy.

smellsofsulphur

It has been a long time, hasn't it? I'll admit, all this journal business is a little new to me.

All I ask is that you try not to put me anywhere terribly undignified.

Current Mood: calm

jimfromit

Oh don't fret dear. If the wind changes your face will stay like that

You're doing well...we're making new friends and the future plans for Sherlock and Doctor Watson are just delightful. Between work and your social life you haven't got the time to fit in playing with another muse.

Or to put it another way, if you create any other characters in your headspace I will skin them alive and wear them like a three piece suit!

Good, so glad we understand each other.

secondchoicepilot

... You're actually going through with this nonsense now?

dearie

Hello, dear. Did you miss me?

dovahkitty

I was orphaned, myself. I don't like the idea of making more. But...these girls would be better off with someone like Uncle Nekis than their real father. Or any of these concerned townsfolk.

*An uncomfortable pause. His tail swishes from side to side in agitation.*

I really don't want to be a murderer, though. Trespass, sure. Stealing, sure. But...learning that they weren't playing...

I need to do something, and if there's no quest... The least I can do is make it quick for all of them. With any luck, the girls will send thanks instead of thugs.

Better use a more common arrow type...got plenty of lockpicks... I'm ready, Mun. Wait until nightfall, and...let's go.

Oh yeah. Save before doing this. Neither of us are the killing type...

((ooc: Here's more info.))

before_my_darkness

Why wouldn't I be happy when it's over? It may be a few thousand years later but I'm still me. I don't change that much. Right?

flowing_kinetics

Leave me alone.

[Come on, Akira, don't be like that.]

Don't be like that? What the hell do you know? Sure, you play me, but you ain't ever gone through what I've gone through. You ain't ever lost one of the two people that matter to you.

[That's not what I --]

I know what you damn well meant, but you ain't helping. You and I both know I'd give anything to see Matsu again even once, much less have one to join a game with me. But we also know ain't many people played my game -- the entire time RPin' here and on Livejournal, you've only ever see someone playing Li, right?

So don't give me some bullshit about finding a Matsu for me. You can't and you know it. I'm in your head -- I can hear what you're thinking without tryin'.

So just shut up and stop lying to try to make me feel better. That's exactly why I hate adults in the first place.

[...I'm sorry, Akira.]

Yeah, well. We all are.

caligulas_aquarium

( SPOILERS FOR UPDATE )

be_u_tiful

( re: recent update )

reidentified

Hey— No, no, you're nuts. Balls-out nuts. We're not doing it. I'm not doing it.

You're gonna send an FBI agent out in the field - out in this - without back-up? This whole place is a fringe event theme park, so sit your ass down. Someone on the team's got to watch everybody else's backs, and that sure as hell ain't gonna be you.

I'm not going anywhere.

vixensaint

Stop crying like a bitch. You know he did the right thing, even if you were too much of a pussy to do it yourself.

hivernale

While I have my doubts that moral supports from any of us will help you to feel better, the situation calls for it, henceforth:

Courage, Mademoiselle!

It is not the appropriate time to trouble yourself over the trivial matter. Let them speak of you however they wish. Do not let their words trouble you. I understand how you feel, as Mademoiselle Malebranche did something similar to me. I preferred to focus on something else whenever she felt up to it, and fortunately it helped preventing her from corrupting my mind.

Ah, that is a good solution. Why don't you occupy yourself with a good reading material? Those e-books you downloaded last week are waiting to be read, I believe.

actuallynotatroll

It's not funny. Did you really have to throw me into this? I thought April Fool's was enough for you! Besides, I told you I needed a break, right? You didn't have to put me in someone else's body, even if it's just for a day!

allpurposekitchenknives

Don't worry, Mun dearie, there's an easy way to solve your problems!

What are you talking about, you ask? Oh, I think you know exactly what I'm talking about. You just don't want to consider it.

Well, in the end, it's up to you!

unfortunateluck

You really caved in and made this account on the last minutes of Friday the 13th...?

[Sigh.]

I've already said this many times, Mundane-san. I'm average in every sense of the word, especially compared to my classmates; you don't really want to play me. And didn't you say you were going to avoid getting protagonists for muses...

fingerbang

Get on with it, then, if it's so important. I've no interest in waiting up for anyone, least of all you, and this hesitation is getting a little pathetic. That's not to mention the delay it means for me--did you think you were the only one with plans? I certainly hope not.

As for all those jokes, I'm afraid you're sadly mistaken. It's been three years, though I wouldn't be surprised if that much slipped your mind, and I know better than to make the same mistakes twice. [she totally doesn't.] If they come, it's them you should be worrying about. Or should I just say him? Either way, I have the advantage. You'd best remember that.

Yes, even if he's in a car. I'm afraid I'm not quite simple-minded enough to see the humor in this situation, girl.

paintsthetownred

...You ever gonna do anything with this journal, or are you just gonna sit there?

You're just gonna sit there. Right. Thought so.

You gonna let me get back to the labs? I'm missin' my shows, lady!

dicey

I live with the coolest person in the city, I have tons of stuff to do, and the person who I'm really pale for isn't freaked out 8y me.

So it doesn't really matter that Kanaya doesn't want anything to do with me anymore! Let her 8e angry a8out stupid stuff all she wants. She's old news.

And you can't make me c8re even a little 8it.

girlyscreaming

Mun, have I ever told you how much I love you? This is the BEST THING EVER!!

Oh, and everyone else should TOTALLY watch it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmZhMeY5L44

[And then he vanishes into the shadows after stubbing his toe loudly.]

OW!!

Current Mood: ecstatic

cosmic_storm

Dude, give it up.

You just can't handle the awesome.

First you were going to app Dad but you burnt out. What makes you think you can handle this fantastic upgrade to me? You just don't have it in you to handle someone from the Storm family. Don't feel bad though, man. Not many out there do. And we can still hang out. Maybe you can even help prank Big B.

christiansaint

Look, I know you're super excited about these tiny square pictures of me, but you need to shut the fuck up and figure out what you're going to do with me. I'm not just going to sit around much longer. I'm the kind of guy who likes to jump into the action, you feel me?

cmdreffingshepard

It honestly took you that long to realize what a bad idea it was to pull me from that point? If you have to perform some mental acrobatics to get me into a space where I can accept being in Baedal and be willing to make friends, that's your fault, not mine.

Garrus being there helps, I guess. And that Hellsing thing might be good. I appreciate you throwing me a bone; just try not to hit me in the head with it.

show_my_cannons

A year? So? You want a prize or something?

Cliffjumper arrived at the same time. You do not see his mun making plans. You should take a lesson from them.

I am not pleased. Should have been sent home a long time ago.

caoineadh

I think I'm the first of your "muses" to be encouraging you to work on the app, rather than complaining about how it's going to go wrong.

I'll attribute this to the fact the others weren't ever stuck in a cold-iron shackles, being experimented on and told all their friends were dead. No matter what happens in Baedal, it's unlikely to be worse than my current situation is. Though I'm aware I'm tempting fate by saying that.

Still, Lea is there. And the others from my world seem interesting.

So please, hurry.

summoned

Bro, you're lazy. Don't even pretend you're going to play me.

You're busy in your world, I'm busy in mine. It's a nice balance if we just leave each other alone. Right? I've got, uh, princessly responsibilities to tend to and whatever!

nameisnotzippy

After what you just pulled on me, you really want me to just talk to you, because you're bored at work and you feel bad about what was done?

Okay. Fine. Let's talk. Let's talk about just how absolutely fragged up this is that I warned you against taking me from that world to begin with and we both know good and well exactly why I did. You knew it was a bad idea; I knew it was a bad idea. While I'll grant you that the one person I was concerned about most after my leaving will still be able to keep in contact with me - and don't get me wrong, that thrills me beyond anything - what good is this going to do me in my world, or in any world, for that matter? You sent me there for a second chance and I tried my hardest not to waste that, but you're backing me into a corner with this move. I need to be somewhere, I need to be doing something and if you keep me locked away like this, I'm going to go crazy.

... And listen. I know you've had a hard time of things yourself lately, so I'm not going to be mad at you forever, but I need to go back. Give yourself time, get through what you have to get through, but let me go back when you're centered again.

leiatails

Soooo... how about that new trailer, huh?

therapeutics

Hey - at least they're worried. It's a nice sentiment.

One that I don't suspect you to understand, since you obviously don't care. Yeah, this is quite a comfortable and healthy arrangement we've got here.

legionary

Acknowledged new creator ... adding additional information and title as requested. Mun-Player, why play me when it tests your emotional capabilities? More data is needed to understand this process. Other members of Shepard-Commander's crew are worthy and desirable of roleplay if Mun-Player chooses to seek out another. Accepting new information ... integrated within previous information. I see. I may not understand fully your reason for playing me based on logic geth use. At least our minds are connected this way -- not as efficient as normal communication between geth, but an upgrade from voice conversation.

truffuladreams

I'd write you some notes on how to play me, but I'm bound by the League of Muses' code of silence. Sorry.

myspriteisbigger

So, you were supposed to start work on that app of mine when you got home, right? The one that you have most of it actually done for, but need to sit down and think a little. It's been two days. When will you actually start?

Maybe I should keep a running total.

weaponmadeperfect

You know this is stupid right mun? I mean really. We have to wait until fucking November for a canon update with me and that's if you're even able to get that done because let's face it you're busy as it is.

Annnnnnd you're not listening to me are you.

(Okay okay I'm listening Sheesh Sherry!)

Good! Now the main thing, don't you DARE think about shoving me in that game Chris was in. Because like hell I'll go to a hellhole where my father is. I could handle Wesker there, but that's a bit much for me to handle. Especially with our shared condition. [And the mun will edit out the rant that's going on with THAT one]

Though if you decide to throw me into another game at least have Claire and Leon please?

You'll think about it?

Really?

Why is Chris telling me to run now?

likethecheshire

( slight spoiler post but not really. comments probably spoilery. )

idontneedagps

http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/PXZ-6.jpg

Okay, okay, you can stop screaming! Sheesh, you are grinding every damn word into my skull! You don't even know if this is gonna be released in the USA.

Plus hold it in. After all, I gotta make an appearance soon enough, right? Kinda am one of the oldest known SRW guys around, and even came before Sanger! They gotta let me in on the action, right?

...Right?

Oh now you shut up.

hyphens

Your first mistake is assuming just anywhere will do. That seed I've been keeping in storage? It's mine. Take it along as part of the inventory or what-all, plant it and grow my truffula trees wherever you toss me so I can continue to expand my empire. It's only a symbolic little thing so far, but you'll be putting the cogs into action and working with what we've got —

Ted? And just who is that? If you think I'm handing over the opportunity to take my business elsewhere, to a kid, you've got another thing coming — !

Don't like my terms? I don't care. You'll be working for me now, mundane.

Understand that.

heartpass

What... this is it? This is all I get? ~~I still can't believe you've got me in a coma the only place I could celebrate.~~

Wow. I can't even expend the energy to tell you how much you suck right now. You'd better be figuring out some way to make it up to me.

doilie

I told you it wasn't funny. Now, go away and leave me alone. Go bother that redhead some more.

daddy_issues

......

Don't you dare.

thedragonslayer

A strange result, to be sure.

I owe you a debt of gratitude, for were I not here, I would be dead.

My thanks, Mundane.

b612

If you please, draw me a sheep.

[ooc: canon is the little prince C:]

picklesandeggs

It's been a while, mun, I was starting to think you forgot about me!

I mean.. you didn't, right? You just deliberately made about ten or fifteen other character journals before you realized how much you missed me. And we all know that's a lot. Looks like you have another tag request to jump on, too. But let's cut the small talk; what'd you have in mind for me? A new game? Somewhere to really stretch my legs?

Fiji?

I know it's something great. Maybe Meg will be there? Some wild, crazy adventure? Am I getting warmer? Just tell me and I'll...

Nothing?

promoteshell

If you really miss me that much, you'll get rid of one of those weaker muses and allow me in that game. While you're at it, bring that little one with us too.

Also, my starter better be a Pikachu. I won't tolerate anything else.

littlemissblondeperfect

Listen, I know what you're up to. You and I both know you don't have enough time to pick this back up again. You're just going to end up feeling guilty if you app anywhere. So don't, okay?

Not to mention, all of the places you're interested in are torturous. I can't be shipped off to some unknown land, you know. I have Yale to attend.

withpeace

Oh, don't tell me you're regretting this decision? You already have one of us entwined in your mind - my dear cousin Madeline, in case you've forgotten, plus more of a similar vein. What's one more to keep your thoughts from collapsing into anarchy?

And think - it's not as if I'm destined to some strange, new locale you like to call a game (although, dearest mun, I should inform you that I play the game very, very well). You have very little to worry about.

ceiling

The...cosmic sized joke of your name being Sammy is not lost on me, kiddo.

cape_and_wizard_hat

Was there ever any doubt?

Now, mundane, point The Great and Powerful Trixie to her new audience!

ofchariots

Congratulations are in order. I suppose this is a fitting reward for your progress.

I look forward to it as much as you do. And...thank you again, for the opportunity. I still firmly believe that we will make an excellent team.

couldbemore

Don't you have somebody else you could be bothering right now? I have a lot of work to do. I certainly don't have the time to drop everything and jump halfway across the galaxy just for a 'game'. Try Sabacc. And while you're doing that maybe you can think about somewhere to go, instead of just 'somewhere'.

ladychampion

Well when I said let's go on an adventure, can't say this is what I had in mind. So where d'you say I was going again? Anatole? And Coram isn't coming? But how am I going to get back? I like adventures but not one that I don't make of my own choosing. I'm a knight now, and I thought the point of adventures is going wherever you please?

..Did you just say the Duke is coming along? [her face starts to scrunch up, the beginnings of a very angry expression]
Then you give me no choice but to go, now?! Now that's no fair at all! Especially if Thom is coming along! Mithros, I'm going to clobber you--

--I'm not trying to be chivalrous!

reigninginstars

( Spoilers, maybe? )

You understand that, right?

I'm putting my trust into you that you won't let it come to that conclusion, if you do. Don't let me down.

sundered_wings

This idea's dumb. You're dumb. Nobody in that place is gonna want to play with you now cuz you're an idiot that worries about stupid things.

Just shut up an' leave me alone.

sweetalker

Fascinating. So you attempt to escape the dreariness and pressure of your own life by pretending to be various male characters on the internet. Yet you repeatedly specifically choose do-gooders with evolved social skills and avoid any true conflict, even in your alter-personas. More than a mere escape, this is an attempt to find meaning and fill the gaps in your own life - if your character is disliked it's alright because it isn't you, yet it's close enough for you to fret and put enormous amounts of time and work into correcting the relationship.

While this sort of escapade is not bad per-say - we all need our happy zone to keep us sane - it's not a substitute to real interpersonal relationships. I suggest that you forsake the idea of 'apping' me as you call it and focus on your real life connections.

lupa

[GG is apparently involved in some very deep thought, hands on her hips as she stares intently at nothing.

Eventually, she speaks, in a Quebecois accent, her tone rough:]

Right. Fine. We’ll compromise.

I’ll let you bring me in dripping blood. If- you give me the satisfaction of knowing he’s dead. Got it? If I'm doing this I'm doing it properly. Not ‘badly wounded’, not ‘oh, he’ll- he'll never walk or talk or see again’.

Dead.

[And that’s all. She throws up her hands to indicate as much and then shoves them back on her hips, eyebrows still drawn aggressively downwards.]

xehabee

[Hey, Dear Mun. What is that mysterious and odd buzzing sound? Why, it's a Xehabee! Far from home, but still happily buzzing around, looking for hearts to gather and take back to the Hive That Never Was.]

empowers

You said you couldn't decide. I thought you might pick the other one, instead of me. But if Rue's going to be there-- I don't want her to be alone. Peeta, either. And it's better than being stuck in the arena. Someone has to keep them safe.

monkey_man

Hey, hey mun wait a minute. How come Tony gets to {Wait, he needs to hit this real quick. Okay, now with smoke blown in your face listen here mun.}

How come Tony gets to go to sex island and I'm just stuck up here in your damn head. I mean the fuck, I know how to have sex, I like to have sex. I like pills too. Oh and fish, you don't have any pet fish do you?

Oh right, got a little off subject there didn't I, but c'mon on, I'm the guy who ends up with a hole in his balls and dead, least you can do is let me go somewhere and get laid before it all goes to shit.

Except, maybe not because I think Jal might give me a hole in my balls if I go and do all that now.

Fuck, what do you mean if she's around she can read this?

Jal, it was all the mun, they made me do it. I swear, I had nothing to do with this.

keepsafe

I know you're new to me and all, and believe me, I'm surprised I'm here too.

But you're really picking quite a game to send me to.

worstdisguise

Why do you insist on trying to borrow trouble?

...Y-yes, it's a perfectly valid question! You... [Sigh.] ...Oh...never mind. Just please stop trying to throw me into those "disturbing" memes, won't you? Goodness, you've already got enough trouble managing your inbox as it is...

tyrannicide

'Want' is a strong word.

chanceux

( courier )

totalhammertime

[Breakdown is now Breakhound.

He can't be less impressed than he is now.]

This isn't funny Mun.

I hate everything about this, and about you.

[On the bright side, Wheeljack is now Wheelcat? Misery enjoys company, right?]

Knockout better not see me like this.

specialagentcooper

Mundane,

I believe there is a time and a place for just about anything. A cup of coffee. A hike in the woods. Arresting a suspect in a crime. Even jumping from one reality to another. While I am aware of why my services will benefit this Library, you may want to reconsider the state of my person when I arrive. Immediately after being shot three times and receiving several broken ribs, I will not be in the best condition to aide these fine people in repairing their library.

comeupblank

Seriously? Enough weird shit happens at the place I'm at. I don't think you need to look into another one.

Unless Matt's there. Then maybe it'll be different.

hanaji

Miss Mun...

Are you truly certain about this? While I am grateful that you have taken an interest in me, I promised Ekichi-kun I'd be waiting for him once his battles were over...

I am uncertain what he would think if he found me here in this place...

atwar

So! You wish to test your mettle with Asgard's finest? An endeavor I can respect, but the juvenile games you play waste my time. Find me a true challenge and we will be in accord.

spitting

One hundred years, is it? How the time flies.

"Come Josephine in my flying machine, going up she goes, up she goes..."

dieanotherday

So.... you want to bring little 'ol me into a place like that? Oh munnie... you're too kind!

But~! You're walking on thin ice here! You're saying since I'm old enough to qualify I'd be married right away?

I don't approve~! And when I get angry bad things happen. I'd reconsider if I were you.

diana_abel

Dear Mun,

Yes, it's true, I don't do well on my own.

But let me make something clear to you: I will not be offering to sleep with the "I love sex" guy from the network who looks like a Ken doll.

It'll be fine.

Peace and love,

Diana "so not the Cainite messiah" Abel

claim_my_place

Enough! I have no intention of helping you.

defiesgravity

At it again, my pretty??

The same old song only with different rhymes?

You are quite quick to jump into decisions. A quick temper but alas, not much can be said about your wit.

jishin

Ano, Mun-san...?

Y-you should really stop putting off th-that revision. The longer it takes the h-harder it will be, ne? Set to it tomorrow and don't let anything get in your way! I know you can do it.

Writing the personality isn't your favorite, I know. But there was a lot you left out... You even knew that and the mods just want you to expand a little more. It shouldn't take to long to fix it. Even Naruto's mun said they'd help.

There are p-people counting on you... Don't let them down.

namesnotprowl

Oh, yes, now you finally start considering the logistics of me fighting robot zombies when I don't have legs. And let's not even mention the other thing that's coming with the zombies that I'm... not entirely equipped to handle.

This is the first time I'll be directly dealing with... subjects related to Unicron. I'll do it, just don't expect me to like it, or appreciate that it's happening.

While we're on the subject, I shouldn't have to remind you just how much I don't like the thought of being kidnapped, and certainly not by him. The worst part is knowing that you know exactly what he's going to do, and you're letting him do it anyway.

There better be a long fragging break at the end of this, or we are going to have problems, you and I.

little_cal

I don't know why you find this song amusing mundane.

The Batterwitch is stupid if she thinks she could beat Dirk.

I think we have issues.

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