dear_mun | Apr. 15th, 2012

Apr. 15th, 2012

C'mon now, Mun. You know I'm the best there is, of course you'd pick me up, yo.

[Ignoring the fact that her favorite character is Beat, but, well. At least you she can play.]

'cause I'm more awesome.

[....Sure, let's go with that.]

oceansbane

And a good morning to you, too, Mundane - if only in a ridiculously technical sense.

Don't think that I haven't seen the irony; I already know what you're going to tell me. After all of the yelling I've done to be let off that island - after all the bargaining, negotiating, flat-out threatening that I've done...after all of that, you think I've come crawling back. To ask you to be let back on.

And you know what? I'm a reasonable man on good days. And today has been a good day. So maybe I'll let you have your little point. But this issue runs far, far deeper than that, and you know it.

Five months since the last time I had to give you a few small suggestions, isn't it? And I haven't been seen since. Did you really think that I would just fall silent? That you could forget about Team Magma - about my goals? That I would let you forget?

Because if that's the case, then you don't know me at all anymore.

So start reading, Mundane. It's been a while since I've been so close to the surface here, and once we're done having this little chat, we've got a lot of reminiscing to do.

kneecaptain

Just 'cause I don't sleep, doesn't mean you can't.

I don't care if you're ready, 00:00 and after, PST. I live in New York.

grasshopperbot

You overstep yourself Mundane. If I did not accept Starscream as my master, than it is unlikely that I will accept your control either. I am loyal to one person, and one person only, and that person is neither Starscream, nor you.

[Has he made it clear yet? Because he's perfectly fine with saying it several more times until everyone gets it.]

I do not have the time, or the patience, for this foolishness. Leave me now so that I may continue with my mission for Lord Megatron.

...

What about my brother?

lifes_expensive

What on earth are you doing.

I've accepted the fact that you have no knowledge whatsoever of the medical field, despite the fact that there are three of us here- Yes, three, I won't count Kiriko no matter how much you whine-, but this is getting out of hand.

What is the use of "research" if you keep shrieking in disgust at every procedure you find? This is all basic intern material at best. Do each of us a favor and stop looking.

...

Good. Thank you-

...put down that copy of 'Gray's Anatomy'.

Put. It. Down.

[ooc; canon is black jack, muse is fem au!]

silenceikeelyou

I finally get you to shut up and now you go and do this again! I tell you before, I tell you now.

Silence!

...

[Leer.]

You know the rest, Infidel. Don't make me say it. You know I will.

cummingbird

... I really hope you know that no one is going to take you seriously with a username like that.

[ Don't you mean us? And yes, she is completely annoyed by this. ]

xxiisfool

Mun, are you alright? You seem more excited than usual...

That's not a bad thing, at all! I'm glad to see that you're so excited after being really down lately. But maybe staying up past your curfew isn't the best thing to do.

[Minako, you're really not one to talk.]

cinnamonheat

Mun. No.

I mean it. My lungs are turning to stone just from thinking about it, I'll be dead within a week. Don't give me any crap about how it "could be worse", just because I'm not being dragged off and dumped on some random island or whatever it doesn't mean this isn't a terrible idea.

What about those viruses, for example? What if one of them makes me just spill my guts all over that network do you have any idea how badly this could end?

Besides, you don't have the time. Your brain is so full of that Robin guy that you're barely keeping up with any of your other characters. I mean I get it, he's sexy as hell, I'm just saying you should leave me alone.

Okay?

Okay.

pheromoans

I don't think Dick Grayson has ever looked that good before.

[ So, so amused. Not a lot of things make Ivy laugh, but those old-fashioned spandex suits have. ]

"Flying in the Friendship Ship"? Ahahaaa, I'm crying. Oh, please ... Harley! Harley, you have to see them, you're allowed to veg out on the sofa if this is what's on TV.

truffulacide

Are you kidding? That was an awful first impression all around. You ought to be ashamed of yourself; heck, I'm ashamed for you.

And while we're at it, no more kids. Seriously, no more. If all I have to look forward to is being around a bunch of bratty tweens, I might as well just lock myself in my room and eat the key.

[he means it, too. maybe he'll bake it into a pancake so it'll go down easier idefk.]

martelapproves

So you actually did it. You caved. Such a typically human thing to do.

I just don't know why that stupid Marta human girl was what did it for you. Or that Richter guy who supposedly hates me. It's not bad enough that both of those failed Chosen are there, along with Lloyd and Genis' insane sister. It had to be some human I don't even know.

Ratatosk? I haven't heard that name in almost two thousand years. That stupid squirrel was the least useful of the Summon Spirits, why would that interest me?

kyaha

Kyaha~ what does an ugly old hag like you want with me, huh? You must be some kind of pervert. Gross~! I wonder if you're just as gross on the inside, kyaha~

You had better find my Zera for me, or I might just be overwhelmed with curiosity.

harmonicas

[ HEY DIGIMON PEOPLE, THERE'S AN OPEN DIGIMON RP POST HERE AND YOU SHOULD ALL GET IN IT. ]

-- Do you really need to invite more people? I'd say there's more than enough!

forcefateshand

Let me see if I understand this correctly, mundane. And certainly a better word there could not be for you.

You intend to take me from directly after my... battle with Arthas, send me to this new realm where I will lose my powers, my weapons, and my very species, being turned into a human, and when I arrive there, you intend for me to embark on a journey to master the art of a new form of combat...

Using tamed beasts which are captured in tiny magical balls.

... I have been called insane before. Several times. There may very well be a few elements of truth to it, even. As I told Maiev, isolation for as long a period of time as I was subjected to can do terrible things to one's mind. But in one burst of monumental idiocy, you have outdone me in that area completely.

I would almost be impressed if I were not utterly furious.

insubterfuge

...please stop comparing me to those troll creatures in the game. Just because I have horns and an odd skintone like them, it does not mean we have anything in common. Additionally, I'd prefer it if you'd scrap the notion of having me "regain" said horns and odd skintone because I'm not exactly human. I have no problem looking like her for a small while, but I'd rather not wait for whatever ridiculous amount of time you choose to give my appearance back to me.

[A pause.]

That's all. The setting seems interesting enough. Action is always better. And someone is thinking of bringing Mato, you say? I wonder if she remembers the same things I do. These "differing canon continuities" is highly annoying. Enough have asked me where my glasses are.

mediumsnob

Mundane, you may think this username is amusing, but I think it is rather insulting.
I am not a snob.

And I do not want my father's name as my family name, whether this place is in an alternate universe or not.
"Tablet Medium" does not have the ring to it that I prefer.

I am well aware that you will continue with all this despite my complaints, however.
Carry on. I just hope that you take my wants into consideration.

Also, I am not sure why you do not just use my other account. Why make one specifically for this game?
And please mind your spelling as well. I do not wish to have any embarrassing mishaps due to your hand.

offwithhishead

That you're excited by that tiny tidbit that isn't even a morsel and is likely the very story of how I came to have the hat or... or to lose Grace's mother, ranks you right up there with her royal sadistic pain in my ass.

revive

Ano, Mun-san... you're not going to get anything started if you keep on staring blankly at your computer screen.

Is it because you're nervous about joining a new role playing community? Don't be! You really have nothing to worry about. Just put yourself out there and have fun. No one is going to bite our heads off...

Unless...!

You join a game with scary human-eating venus fly-traps!

Aha! But I do trust your judgement to pick a suitable game for me. And who knows, maybe we'll make a new friend or two!

circuithearted

...Excuse me, Mun?

I... really appreciate you making me this account and going to all the trouble of making me these lovely icons. Just... I don't want you to get disappointed and have your hopes up. You're a nice girl and being sad doesn't suit you.

[ ... ]

Ah? Me? I'm fine... b-but just... don't cry, okay? I'm sure you can make things work.

After all... you said you have a game in mind when you finish fleshing out my world so just take your time and do everything you need to.

удача. ♥

blindgunsakimbo

Hey, it's about damn time! You know how long I've been asleep in your head?

Well, what the fuck are you waiting for? Get reviewing and get me in a game, like last time!

nascency

[A peculiar little traveler seems to have gotten lost, Dear_Mun.

Simply a robed figure, stepping from side to side—Wait, hold on... That... that isn't sand, what is that? This isn't the normal path, where is the light, the-the-the way to go?!

And the figure trills, hopping excitedly. "Commanding Voice", the traveler begins his plea, "please set me in the right direction!"]

justwillow

... So that's it huh?

[She sighs and looks at her hand. Before glaring back up at her mun.]

Seriously? I get to go to Sunnydale on Steroids. Major Steroids. Like the kind that would turn me into a Miss Olympia champion.

[She sulks.]

Oh well. At least Buffy is there.

moestdigimon

You're going to turn Ken-chan into a worm? You're both okay with that? You don't think worms are useless?

[They're cute. You're cuter.]

Really?!

I wish I could see it! But I understand. You can't play me in the same game, I know.

Maybe...maybe when you get more time you could find a game with a Ken-chan and take me there?

[....]

babel_hacker

Man, time sure fly fast. It'll be my anniversary in a couple of days, right? At least I manage to get all the Johto badges in less than a year.

Just gotta tackle Kanto's next. I can't wait to see how much is the same from the games or not!

simplethankyou

It amazes me how you just assume I want to play in a game. Frankly. I'm tired of games.

Though I don't think you much care about how I feel, Puppeteer. For if you did, you would be considerate to my state of mind. Which you are not. Why would anyone want to place me in a game with people who are perfectly sane?

I'm unstable. Broken. That doesn't stop you. Tell me, Puppeteer, how mad are you? How impossibly broken is your mind? Let us see your ruins of a Wonderland. Or are you afraid of what we might find there?

Useless.

Might as well be talking to myself but even then I get an answer. The least you could do is find that grinning cat. His voice might be a comfort.

wingedcrown

Hey, I wasn't expecting to see her either. But let's get one thing straight: we don't need a matching set. As "fun" as it might be to have Patience, Jackie, Sara and I there, it's just not going to happen.

And let's be honest. Do you really want Jackie Estacado in a city where there's monsters outside at night? That's adding fuel to the fire and I don't think Sara would appreciate running interference with that one. I know I'm not keen on the prospect of us fighting all the time.

pompous_today

It's true, we cannot be sure what happens to people once they leave Abax, and regardless of whether I- or another version of me- am with her or not, it is much safer for her to be back home. At least there, the dangers are somewhat more predictable, and do not involve mysterious beings or living mannequins. The crew would take care of her, even if I wasn't there... as much as some of them might complain about doing so.

Logically, I know all of these things, but some deep, selfish part of me still wishes she was here with me. I don't think that's something you should have me just ignore. Remember, we've coped with difficulties like this before; there is no reason you can't do it again.

stapledweight

While I have no complaints of leaving your headspace, though it surprisingly was very spacious, I'm honestly hoping that you're not jumping the gun while doing this.

Didn't you just say earlier that you needed to be doing something for your class? I would be highly disappointed in you for failing when you're so class to finishing up the year. Though I can't really stop you if you continue to play around all over those "memes" you seem so fond of.

[...]

Are you honestly about to put me out into the rain? You really are ridiculous.

warchangedme

I'm heeeere. Here at last!

Fashionably late, but who cares!?

Now, lets go have some fun and find me some Canadians and Britons...maybe some Russians, if they're post Cold War...or pre-Communism. I'm told I am not allowed within ten feet of the Soviet Union. Something about playing nice.

...China is okay if he feeds me. No Cubans.

readyforyourphysical

I'm flattered - really.

Now, don't waste my time.

guardianofthestars

I knew you would get it done in your own time, Mundane. The fact that you did makes me a little happier about being your muse.

burnamotherdown

We're going back, huh? Wonder if I'll see any familiar faces.

[Maybe! There's no telling if we'll be accepted yet.]

Are you kidding? As if they'd wanna keep me out.

[...]

que_hora_es

[Bursting through the door, he looks out at you...]

QUE HORA ES?!

wwhinin

( a lot of bluh bluh courier )

subspace

I don't see why you bother dragging out your old muses in the first place, least of all me. Not like you'd ever be able to seriously commit to a game again, anyway.

I'd appreciate not being used as a pawn in your game that inevitably leads to guilt and self-loathing. I have better things to do.

kotatsukitten

Well I'm certainly glad that you're a fellow cat lover, mun! I'm sure we'll get along just fine... Don't you have other things to do right now, though? I don't want to distract you.

cosmic_disco_bruce_lee

You aren't funny.

Pick another one.

verygassy

MUN.

You.

Are.

DEAD TO ME!!

dork_of_keys

You finally put up the log in Daear a few days ago. Now we just need to play a few things out... yes, that probably includes Riku lecturing me about going somewhere dangerous alone. Might want to get a few more tags on the thread with Wilykit first, though.

Speaking of Wilykit, you're finally caught up on the new ThunderCats series... NO. No, you don't want Addicus or Kanar anywhere that you have me, Roxas or Link. Not... their new series versions at least.

...

Why? Maybe because their new series versions are both psychotic murderers rather than bungling villains? I do look up any information in your head that you don't block from me, Mun. I've seen enough of the differences to say I'd really rather not see the new series versions of those two show up at Daear or Pieces.

And about that other series... Legend of Korra, right? You didn't catch those episodes when they were leaked a month ago, but you've seen them now and for once there are some characters we can agree we'd like to see at one of the places you have me or anyone else in.

No, not the villain!

thekingisnotalone

There was never any need to wait for the anime to finish before submitting my application, Mundane. I do not understand why you delayed reading the light novels for so long, despite having known that you would be bringing me to this game for some time.

But none of that is important! Soon Iskandar, King of Conquerors, shall ride to a new battlefield! I shall conquer these new lands, crushing these "Demon Kings" beneath my feet should they refuse to join me and persist in their opposition to my glorious conquest!

[^_^;;; I can tell I'm gonna be having some long talks with the mods...]

Of course the moderators will attempt to impede me! Your job is to help convince them to step aside! They will see the folly of resisting me in time. [Tousles his mun's hair] Do not worry! I do not mind if you do not get me absolutely perfect. You will still do a fine job with me!

[-_- You saying that just makes me even more worried.]

You worry too much, Mundane! Still, if you wish to play me better, I would recommend that you read the Iliad. Everyone should, at least once in their lives.

dr_pretty_boy

You have made it abundantly clear that without my team you are unwilling to use me. Even in those 'memes' you keep browsing through. So, that being said, I have to ask a question:

Why am I still here?

Current Mood: blah

whatbedsidemanners

I suppose you thought that username was clever.

I'll have you know that my bedside manners are exactly how they should be.

[If Red Alert's patients would stop being wusses, than she wouldn't have to be rough with them, would she?]

Besides, there's no time to be sweet and gentle when bots are in danger of going offline.

lastmessiah

Goodness gracious!

What in the world possessed you to drag me out in the middle of the day? I'll have you know that I was enjoying my tea before you came barreling towards me. Not only did you ruin my mood with your childish antics, but you've managed to ruin a freshly brewed pot of Earl Grey tea. I was just seconds away from savoring the distinctive flavour and aroma of bergamot orange until you knocked the pot over announcing your return.

My dear, you are as uncouth as that little gutter churl Yuri. The two of you must be related somehow, especially considering you're nearly as uneducated as him! Now, if you don't mind, I would like to return to my studies and ignore your existence for the remainder of the day.

I believe we're done here.

theunchosen

You must be realistic, Miss Mundane. You're hardly in any position to be considering it now, not with all the other things you need to do. Diligence and patience are great virtues of any young la--

Hm? My brother is there?

...W-what makes you think I'd want to be trapped someplace with him!

neitherkingnorslave

If you really think I'm that boring you're more than welcome to leave me in peace. I have no interest in abandoning my family again, not for any game or anything else you could possibly offer me. How much clearer must I make this?

[...]

[Headpalm.] ...You're not making sense. I'm not taking my clothes off.

purrsouna

Now don't get me wrong, mun. I'm excited- no, thrilled to be in a horror game. However, you seemed hesitant about my application, and yourself in general.

Perhaps rewatching playthroughs wouldn't hurt? Of course, if you decided to let the extension run itself out, I will understand as well.

ominous_mirror

Mundane, this is the first time I'm meeting you and already I don't like you!

How could you not only put me in THAT place, but put me their knowing what Dark's there and what will happen if he finds me! That guy has no sympathy or mercy towards things like me and you know it.

I'm asking nicely, so please, PLEASE put me somewhere else, anywhere else.

student_zero

Osu! Ms.mun I really don't understand what you mean by sending me to a game but I need to study up on English still. If most of the people in the grail war aren't from Japan it's best for me to be able to talk to them somehow.

Though I do feel a bit off, maybe we should go find instructor before we do anything?

forcewalking

You brought me here only to participate in one of your silly and sordid 'memes,' and now you neglect me.

My patience is wearing thin, mundane. I didn't kill Thanaton only to be used as fodder to 'troll memes.'

detecting_truth

I honestly can't believe it took you that long to choose a game for me. I was starting to think you were going to just push me aside in that awfully tight little head space of yours.

I must say though, you've chosen quite an interesting game for me to play...

[ She chuckles. ]

Though I was growing to become very impatient with you, maybe it was all worth the wait. Now please, don't disappoint me, dear Mun.

You know I do not accept failure.

Now, now. Go on and finish my application. You're running on thin ice.

fearmylaserface

Okay. Fine.

I'm getting bored. Find something to amuse me. Since you decided you're apping me somewhere, amusing me is now your job.

"Waiting for the app response" is not something, bitch. We don't know how long that'll be.

Also, bitch? Icons.

Edit: And now that you got a reply? No, it's not funny that the mod asked if I was being apped as a fucking pet.

autocratic

Mundane, you are being foolish. While I sorely miss my dear Praetor, I am certainly not feeling "lonely," as you are wont to think of my emotional state within this realm. Do not further insult me by doing so. I am quite happy with the companionship I have forged thus far, in fact!

... well. It would please me greatly to see any sort of familiar face from my realm, but there is only a few I would tolerate.

Perhaps one day. I am patient and can busy myself with other productive activities for the time being. This matter is settled.

paintsthetownred

Geez, you haven't even gotten replies for those other chumps and you're still wanting to put me somewhere? Far from me to be sayin' this, but you sure are hurryin' along in this stuff.

That assassins place seems pretty fun, although I'm not gonna have much weaponry left, by the looks of it. But that'll make it even more fun, I bet!

Never been on a spaceship before, but that whole premise seems like a whole lotta doom and gloom to me. If it weren't for lil red ridin' hood being around there, I wouldn't even consider it!

honooooorrrrr

Look, thank you for taking the time to make this... thing and set up these pictures, but I have a lot of work to do. I have yet to teach the Avatar the firebending skills he needs to defeat my father.

[C'mon, throwing this derp into the most awkward situations is the most fun!]

... I'm trying to say I won't have time for these 'games' you're so interested in. We're in the middle of a war.

And don't try to bring Uncle into this... I feel bad enough I still haven't talked to him, okay? Just. Lay off, would you?

[/BROOOOOOOOOODS]

coversears

[Annie doesn't speak right away, just sits and ponders this information.]

Katniss and Peeta won't even know me... Finnick won't be there. Are you really sure about this?

[She goes quiet, her gaze not moving but also not focusing on anything in particular.]

I think it's a good idea to wait.

allthecolors

You're not going to really send me there right? I feel bad leaving Yomi, Yu, and Kagari behind, they'll worry about me! Plus I can't even bring my phone with me or anything else so I can't stay in contact with them.

the_next_tsahik

Etrìpa Syayvi. Good luck.

forgivemeforhiscrimes

So, you went ahead and gave me all these new icons. I'm glad you're finally happy with having more expressions, but... Well, I suppose it's not a big issue that none of them match, I certainly wouldn't be the first one of yours like that. I suppose it's really the expressions that matter in the end.

As for your plans for me to have a sudden flowering of a social life? I... suppose I'm okay with this... [Looks off, scratching his cheek.] I'm not much one for chatting, but it's not like there's anywhere to go in the city. And I imagine if I locked myself away any longer, Kat or Crmsn would find a way to bodily drag me outside.

Just... keep your weird ideas to yourself for a while, alright? I'm fine having a few normal days.

...

Without having to attend the festival, if it's all the same to you. You don't like mass group post tagging anyway, right? This benefits us both!

ex_playedthefool415

Mundane...

Continue watching the Let's Play of my canon source to get my voice down. I know it's going to be difficult, but you've got the right determination.

adisneyprince

( Quasi spoilers for Big Brother? )

bluedaybrownday

Where are you even going to play me? I was just.... well, this is unnecessary.

-m.s.

simulatedmedic

Please state the nature of the medical emer-

[Cut off.]

Oh. Well, this obviously isn't Sickbay. I don't really care how I got here, but I suggest you transfer my program back to Sickbay before something happens.

Voyager's crew always seem to get into some trouble, after all.

qonspiracy

I see you're writing your Philosophy essay...

I could help, if you're interested.

What do you mean "no"?

nolongerhollow

Can you not send me somewhere where no one knows what I am?

Current Mood: desolate

ex_bloodsin843

And now we wait.

keep_your_finger

Grazie, mia cara - your wishes are very kind, and I am very flattered that you would remember today with so much else going on!

Perhaps now would be a good time to post with me again, if you still needed a reason to get my voice back, of course; I am eager to be an active part of a game again, mundane~

Yours,

- Leonardo

whichwayyoulean

Okay, time out, creepy little woman. I know you might think this is a good idea, but I promise you it's really not. My schedule is kind of full up with remorse and regret right now to be put anywhere.

Look.

Monday: Regret, take a nap, stare mournfully out of window, lunch, remorse, write an angsty song, regret until bed time.

Repeat ad-infinitum.

So you see, I've just got no time to be trapped in a 'magical' castle. Sorry. You'll just have to put this idea where all your other little moments of whimsy go. You gave it your best shot. Now let it go. Like a speck of dust in the wind. See? There is goes. Floating away.

There. Don't you feel much better now you're back in touch with reality?

somethingnice

( Read more... )

blood_play

I'm not interested in being here if Russia isn't here.

[ Bu--]

You're getting in my way. Go away.

[ ; ; ]

redbackpack

No! I don't want to! You're horrible!

/////////

~~[[[ canon is Bokura no Houteishiki ]]]~~

sugargrinds

You've got to be joking. You aren't? Okay. Then you've got to be dumber than Yoyo and Beat put together. Who do you think you are, trying to tell me what to do? I've got a band of idiotic misfits to keep track of, a Garage to keep secure, and we both know that if I'm not there to break up one those pathetic bitch matches between Beat and Yoyo, then there'll be hell to pay.

Don't make me tag your face, Lady.

emotionalgates

The motivations behind this particular action are quite conspicuously lacking in any form of logical process, Mundane. Decisions such as these should not be made based on emotional whims. You in particular seem quite susceptible to them. Your past endeavors in this area have unequivocally led to catastrophe. The logical inference extrapolated from the data comprising your past history is that this will yield no different results.

Reconsider.

hopeofspira

I hope you're alright, Miss Mun.

I know that...when you listen to a lot a music, you usually aren't feeling well.

So in case you aren't, just know that I'm here.

consultmybooks

Right. So, we're doing this again, then, are we?

...at least you're excited. If we both don't want this, well, what's the point? I'll be gone in another month. And I refuse to put anyone else through that again.

Certainly some interesting plans in the works. No...sorry, I meant "horrific". Yes, I'm sure that's what I meant. Yes, that includes the party. Especially if one of them takes it into their heads to make it a surprise party. And depending on when Helios decides to admit what happened over Valentine's Day. To say nothing of all the people who I know fully well are hoping for a chance to shout at me or, um, smack me. Or hit me. In some cases, probably hard enough to knock me unconscious. And, with my luck, I'll probably be tossed at one or two individuals who wouldn't mind another chance at attempting to murder me, just for the flavor, and I don't just mean Drusilla.

Still. Um...it will be nice to see Willow, again. That's...something. Still as far ahead as ever, of course, but...well, you know how it is. I can at least make that work to my advantage, this time. And I most certainly intend to.

As for the other place...all right, fine, it's a shame about the train, but you do recall that having me in two places at once never works out, yes? I don't care how much the three of you are amused by it. We would not do well in a medieval setting. They stoned people like us to death, back then.

...but, we'd, we'd be able to remember one another? Helios, a-and Ginia, and I? Fine. I, um, I suppose my tastes towards weaponry, fighting style, and reading material might finally be relevant. I can only imagine how much that news might amuse Buffy.

And I hope the fact that I very strongly protest being made a ghost is assumed. In other words, I would hope you would know better than to, um, make me argue that point with you. I don't care if it sounds interesting. Things that, um, sound interesting to you rarely end well for either of us.

Current Mood: annoyed

metallic_corruption

SUCH DARKNESS HERE... SUCH HATRED AND DESPAIR... I SHALL GROW STRONG HERE, VERY STRONG INDEED GORGING UPON THE ENERGY HERE. GREETINGS OH WEAK-HEARTED ONES WHO DWELL HERE, I AM THE GREAT RULER OF THE DARK KINGDOM, QUEEN METALLIA. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BE CONSUMED IN THE DARKNESS OF MY BEING... YES THIS TIME, THIS PLANET AND EVERYTHING IN THIS UNIVERSE SHALL BE... HEH HEH HEH.

coolness

hey sup

so my mun thought it would be legit smart to do one of these things when theres like a million and one daves walking around

i know im pretty used to that but he isnt and hes being a genuine fucktard

just let me handle this shit and lay back

anyway whats crackalackin

oh_hohohohohohohohohohoho

Miss Mundane!

I thank you for being inspired enough to let me reside up in your headspace! I admit it is rather strange, actually being ... well, the kind of activity I do all day! You and I have a lot more in common than you'll ever want to admit, Miss Mundane. So much more.

What I'm not as pleased with is that you're thinking of sending me to a scary spaceship that's already traumatized the other character you've sent there. This doesn't fit at all, Miss Mundane! Not at all. You have to at least recognize that my world is a lighthearted romantic comedy, yes? And that sending me to a sci-fi/horror themed game is simply incongruous. (You did it with him, too, although I suppose his darker historical aspects make up for the lightheartedness of the rest of the series. Be careful though, that you do not offend. Be tasteful, tasteful!)

Y-you think Tamaki-san and Kyouya-sama will be there? Is that why you are thinking of sending me?

Oh...

...Well! Either way, I am rather disappointed that I won't be able to interact with your other character that you have there already, he is quite my type if I do say so myself! But yes, playercest is a bad thing indeed.

And if I wake up on that gross ship and there are no otome games in my locker I will cut you.

~Renge

nolongerparalyzed

Muunnny! You're not going to leave me homeless forever riight! After all, I'm a great Singer, a great muse and everything! You must have some place in mind!

This is going to be soo cool, I'm going to rock this place!!

solveeverything

Yes, well ... where did you say you were going to send me? I'm very busy, I have a lot of experiments and a building full of children to teach...

You don't know yet? You don't even have a basic outline of a plan? You acted on a whim?

Good Galactus, I'm in the head of a female Johnny Storm.

Please think this through. Fully. Strategically-speaking, a location with one or more of my team -- or perhaps the Future Foundation -- would be most sound. I don't wish to set you too many parameters, however, so... [sigh] Do what you "feel" is right.

fromhell

Does this make you our Mother?

We were not aware that the war we were in had ended... [ it didn't. ]

Then... Where is Mother, what have you done to our Mother--

Answer us-- !!

We're so cold, in here...

wytchkkrafts

ALERT ALRT ALART ALERT mun cant wait and neds some talking to
lmao
ok shoosh look on the bright side
u got 3 montsh of preparing for me until im elligble 4 that game ur interseted in
*months
nothing wrong w/ that
beats all the ineligible bachelors everywhere i have to deal with
meanwhile we can have fun tiems in meme land if u know what i mean
lots of differnt things to do there ;)
think of ths as a dramatic pause
(shhh)
3 months is p dramtic if u ask me
we can do this and work some MAGIC

damnedturtle

You foolish woman. You dare think to control me, the great and powerful master of the Void, Exdeath? You have no idea what you have unleashed.

[Exdeath growls through his helmet.]

You cannot even begin to comprehend the power of the emptiness from which you have come from. Every living thing will eventually return to the dark slumber of the Void. It cannot be stopped and it will never stop, no matter how hard you try.

toruletheworld

Of all the times for you to go on hiatus, you have to pick the week that stupid goddess gives everyone their powers back? Do you know how annoying it's been for me to not have my shield?

I guess what you're planning for this "marriage" event might be fun though. You said Ling's going to be getting to the island soon, right? I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sees I've got that cute little retainer of his wrapped around my finger.

fussy_lunch

The food there isn't good, I'm guessing. Rice is supposed to be Japanese, and I don't want anything but Japanese food. Staple food or not, it's important that it's good.

Besides..

Wait a bit longer until you know more about me.

kickingsatansass

Whoa, how long have you been keeping me in that crowded head of yours? At least a good year, or so.

Now that I'm out, I bet you got tons of plans for me! Right? Of course! Cause you know that I'm not just gonna sit on my ass all day long doing those "meme" things you do to everyone else.

[ Laughs. ]

... Wait you're doing that already?

ecoterrorism

...No.

Absolutely not.

I have already had quite enough experience fighting a battle I don't care for without having to do it on behalf of a nation of people apparently too weak to take care of themselves. At least I can be assured of my current circle-mates having some basic degree of competence. [ ...except maybe Hematite. How much of an idiot do you have to be to pause fighting to waste time asking defeated opponents to "please stop being bad"? ]

And the whole thing is because they're frightened that their precious kingdom will be overtaken by "thorns"? That sounds like a good thing, if you ask me. Not, of course, that anyone ever does.

galacticheroine

What is it about you, that no matter what kind of choices you have, you somehow manage to zero in on the places that pretty much assure that I'll never get a break? It's never a nice beach world, or a really big bar. Nah, too boring.

Guess this is better than the breathing ship, though I don't know by how much.

As far as "where to take me from" you know as well as I that there is no good place. It's not in me to not be worried about what's happening in my galaxy, and it comes down to my stress level.

Anyway, you've got time to think about it, so make sure you do put thought into it.

truffuladreams

Looking at games? Already? Wow, here I thought I was just an impulse muse, but you're actually getting serious! This is awesome! Can the game have butterfly milk and truffula trees? And will Ted be there, too? Gosh, think of all the stuff to see, mun! Trees! Real, living, breathing trees! And flowers, too! With real bees--

Mun, I want to get stung by a bee. Or a wasp. Something. I know it must sound really weird, like I'm into pain or something, but I swear I'm not, I just want to know what it's like. Is it quick, does it ache? I've got so many questions, mun. Questions I've only ever dreamed about answering.

This is so cool, I could kiss you right now!

I think we have issues.

Apr. 15th, 2012

Apr. 15th, 2012

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