dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: saints row

Oh fuck you, mun. You knew about this show and you kept it from me? Shit man, that's cold. Reminds me of when the Boss was still just a player, before we built the Saints into something fucking massive. I mean we didn't have anyone like this Rock guy in there... but we had to deal with Dex and Troy, that shit counts.

And this Revy chick. Sounds like she could be my fuckin' sister. Chinese-American, grew up on the streets, turned into some gun-wielding force of nature feared by anyone that knows the stories. Shit I oughtta buy her a drink. Now get your ass out there and find 'em. May not be Saints, but fuck they oughtta be.

apocafist

Long time no see! Good to see you've decided to stop being a fucking pussy. There's no shame in jumping back in the ring. The only shame's in giving up. In losing.

So maybe people started to lose faith after that little mishap in Steelport. Entirely understandable!

Granted, when any insignificant life form loses the god that they worship, the god that guides them, of course it would seem reasonable to turn to false idols.

And I can't say that I agree with my little cameo and how unjustly I was misrepresented, but that nutsack-headed space alien had a point. My own methods would have been more... bone-crushingly confrontational, but watching that shit storm from the sidelines was pretty damn entertaining. I'll give it that.

roadburns

...Are you fuckin' serious? Road burns?

Alright, man, whatever makes you happy. But I'm pretty sure you're going too far bringing me into this game with angel wings.

...You-

They got ripped off. When I got dragged behind that truck. Are you shittin' me?

[DISAPPROVING GROAN.]

You're just lucky you're out there and the boss is... somewhere in here. I guess.

lessmercykilling

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Current Mood: disappointed

newhair

So let's get this right.

You've watched me go from being some mute-ass punk in Stillwater, to Leader of the Saints, to being a national hero, to becoming fucking President of the USA and leader of the fight against an alien occupying force, and you want to take me back to square one?

Nah-- Less than square one. Least I had the Saints for all of that.

[Not that they couldn't manage, but come on.]

You're out of your fucking mind.

saintinchief

This is going to be a revolutionary idea, but you better damn well listen:

You better knock this shit off, bitch, or I'll find a way to feed you your own arm. Are we clear? [But Boss, I-] Are we clear?

First you change my fucking voice, now this. Shit, I think I stood a better chance back with the zombies.

notblayde

You're still not funny.

3rd_st_sinner

( Cut for spoilers )

singsalong

Fuck off. Tone deaf? My pipes are golden.

saintinchief

Mon Dieu, you are a wretched excuse for a player. Go away, before I have King put two in your head.

No, I do not care that that would, to quote you, "erase me from existence". It is quite clear that you have little idea of what you are doing, and I have no patience for tutoring a girl such as you in the fine art of wrecking shit.

Merde.

notblayde

You really aren't half as funny as you seem to think you are.

bluntcut

Between a certain second installment ~~fuck me it's a pretty bad port though~~ and the 20th, you're a goddamn mess. Calm your tits.

loadust

Uhhh...

You sure about that, boss? I mean, you've come and gone there a lot, and I've kind of got some stuff going on right now. Not so much now, I guess, now that we iced the general, but --

[ A pause. Shaundi listens, and takes an inhale. ]

Wait, for real? Free shit forever, and all we've gotta put up with is some weird stuff sometimes and losing one thing?

[ ... ]

...is there skeeball?

overstrung

[ Kinzie doesn't look away from her laptop screen as she speaks, seemingly entirely unfazed at her current situation. ] You do know there are better ways to spend your time, right? [ Pot. Kettle ] You could be creating a program that erases a users entire pornography collection in seconds, or, you know, getting back to the game and destroying the Deckers.

Your choice. [ Kinzie's tone makes it abundantly clear which choice is the right one, however. ]

gat

[possible early-game spoilers for SR4 in comments; I've been watching a LOT of gameplay vids OK]

Fuck yeah.

r4gn0r0k

O-of course I'm in! Why wouldn't the Saints want me? I'm a fucking genius! I'm doing them a favor.

[ Even if the Boss kicked his ass so hard that he swore off technology. ]

3rdstreet

Yo. Dude.

Either shit or get off the pot, alright? You know as well as I do that my time is your money, and I ain't really gonna give a fuck either way. Steelport is gonna be right there for me when I get back, and if you wanna send me to Fuck Island for a vacation? Shit, bring some Loa Dust and get me a sweet crib, and we're set to party.

--what, you wanna know if I'd take over that place as well?

[ he exhales, slowly, through his teeth. ]

Maybe if I had my crew. Doing that shit a fourth time just sounds tiring. Get Pierce and-- [ stopping. ] And Shaundi and the rest. We'll talk.

Fuck you for that canon point, by the way. Killbane coulda waited.

gangstas

Whoop-de-fucking-do, you made little square pictures with my face on them. I'm sure you're real proud of yourself, but if you think this is supposed to make me feel any better about you thinking of sending me off into space –– yeah, that's right, the irony isn't lost on me –– then you really are dumber than you look.

...This is such bullshit.

3rd_st_sinner

Yeah, see, this is why I like Stillwater better than Japan or China. Too much politics in the Triad and Yakuza. In Stillwater, someone steps on your turf and you cap their ass. None of this posturing and scheming for control and shit that makes soap operas look tame.

All we care about is bitches and blow really.

buysaintsflow

Girl, you are fucked up. It ain't like that. Just because you stick by some psychopath's side and do whatever the fuck they want with no expectation of reciprocation or appreciation... that don't mean shit. I'm just, y'know, doing my thing, being a Saint, getting paid.

Man, just go away. You've got issues.

(I guess as long as you don't think playing chess with somebody means you're hooking up, I guess we're cool. Sort of.)

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: saints row

Johnny has discovered Black Lagoon. This can't end well.

rising from the ashes for 10 seconds or something

Voice testing + apping at xavier_institute

Mun is considering maskormenace

am I doing a voice test or am I fighting the urge to app this asshole everywhere

Mun's been replaying SRTT.

8D guess who's going to The Box~

Mun's been playing Saints Row 4. Surprise surprise.

dammit sr4, look what you made me do.

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tentative voice test hello

SORT OF VOICE TESTING AHH（ °□° ）

on paradisa;

voice test

HE AWAKENS

On being confirmed for SR4

possibly going to zodion

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Mun's starting Yakuza 4 and just watched the 3-game recap...

Unimpressed with the ship mun is gaining an interest in.

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