Optimus Prime (
zerotohero) wrote in
dear_mun2012-04-14 02:16 am
Entry tags:
Death Counts and Robot Love Triangles
How did I even...?
Mun, how am I going to do this? I can't just... choose between them! I'll hurt one of them if I do...
[And he'll hurt both of them if he doesn't.]
I just... want both of them to be happy. Is that too much to ask? I lo-care about them both, and, well... what am I going to do? I'm stuck either way.
[Sigh. Man this romance thing is much more complicated than it seems on the outside. Isn't there a manual out there somewhere that clearly outlines rules for this sort of thing? Because Optimus can really use it about now.]
And will you quit trying to kill me off? Death isn't a game you know!
[Third times the charm?]
No! I'm not going to worry everyone just because you find it fun! Can't we try something else?
Mun, how am I going to do this? I can't just... choose between them! I'll hurt one of them if I do...
[And he'll hurt both of them if he doesn't.]
I just... want both of them to be happy. Is that too much to ask? I lo-care about them both, and, well... what am I going to do? I'm stuck either way.
[Sigh. Man this romance thing is much more complicated than it seems on the outside. Isn't there a manual out there somewhere that clearly outlines rules for this sort of thing? Because Optimus can really use it about now.]
And will you quit trying to kill me off? Death isn't a game you know!
[Third times the charm?]
No! I'm not going to worry everyone just because you find it fun! Can't we try something else?
