Well, well, weeeeeeeell. Look who thinks she can pull this off! What a complete load of horseshit hahahahahahahaha! You couldn't pull this off if even I gave you all my secrets!!!!!!!! Snooooooooze! You're 8oring me mun! 8etter just quit now while you're ahead!
Hmmmmmmmm? Who says I want to get along with her?! She's a fakey fake faker who thinks she can 8e me! What a farse! Only I can 8e me, o8viously!!!!!!!! ::::::;)
Hello John, I'm fine 8y the way, thanks for asking. ::::/.
uhhhhhhhh, yeah. are you actually okay? you seem really tense. you know it doesn't matter if she keeps you because you're still yourself no matter what.
Why would I 8e tense???????? I'm perfectly fine. In fact, I'm pretty gr8!
Anywaaaaaaaay. How are you John? I never did find out what happened with you after I messaged you last, thanks to some snooty nosed meddler that I won't name.
tons of stuff, um. i'm not sure where to start exactly? right now i am on a huge ship sailing toward the meteor that you share with the others. i expect we will meet up in a couple of years and ... yeah.
i talked to her for a while about aliens and ghosts but she called me a nerd and wasn't very interested. which is fine! it was just... sort of unexpectedly harsh? she said she had a plan that went right and she was the best troll or something. i don't think she was joking.
Oh please Pyrope! We 8oth know the world would 8e a 8etter place if there were more of me around!!!!!!!! I 8et you just wish there were more of me. :::;)
Duh. I'm the 8est rival ever. You weren't so 8ad either, I guess. Out of all of the possi8le rivals, you were the 8est. 8ut you were competition was Ampora soooooooo.
8ut this is kind of depressing. How's your dum8 meteor????????
I wouldn't be so sure of that. Horror stories of sudden muses lost in the crypts of old accounts seems fairly common. Muns are tricky and fickle. I would advise keeping a careful tongue around yours. It would be a shame for a spider to be trapped in her own web.
8luh you're so suspicious and 8oring, Lalonde. So what if she picks me up l8r on? She's still gonna 8e as lame as she is now! It's a perpetual lameness and I'm 8ored talking a8out her! As for me hahahahahahahaha! I've seen her worst and it doesn't scare me at all!
I'd rather take precaution to avoid being thrown in the trash like a discarded tissue. There are many of other Vriskas out there, so I won't be too torn up to see one less one, even if my Mun is thoroughly amused with our interactions. But, since you're bored, we can cease talking about her since actions will prove more valuable than petty chat. Do you plan on forcing your Mun to seek a game or are you merely an independent wanderer at the moment?
::::/ You talk a lot, ugh. A8solutely not. I don't want to 8e some lame chump who gets used for her entertainment. Even though I'd totally kick aaaaaaaall the ass. She's got too much on her pl8 anyway. She says I'm like some kind of experiment? Ruuuuuuuude if you ask me.
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What a farse!
Only I can 8e me, o8viously!!!!!!!!
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Hello John, I'm fine 8y the way, thanks for asking.
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you seem really tense.
you know it doesn't matter if she keeps you because you're still yourself no matter what.
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I'm perfectly fine. In fact, I'm pretty gr8!
Anywaaaaaaaay. How are you John? I never did find out what happened with you after I messaged you last, thanks to some snooty nosed meddler that I won't name.
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right now i am on a huge ship sailing toward the meteor that you share with the others.
i expect we will meet up in a couple of years and ... yeah.
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Are you?
Hahahahahahaha then I guess I'll definitelly see you in three years. May8e!
Hey John, have you passed through any dream 8u88les?????????
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she said she didn't know you or karkat, so maybe she was just... anti-social?
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She's kind of a douche, yeah, 8ut in a sickeningly almost always nice way.
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it was worrying!
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That sounds nothing like Feferi at all. Weeeeeeeeird! Did you piss her off?
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it was just... sort of unexpectedly harsh?
she said she had a plan that went right and she was the best troll or something.
i don't think she was joking.
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I'm completely insulted John. I'm oooooooo8viously the 8est troll!
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You've got the 8est taste, John, o8viously.
And aaaaaaaall of the power.
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Hello Vriska.
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Who are you????????
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All John ever does is talk a8out his lame friends! And he's never mentioned some no8ody who won't even tell me their name!
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I care a8out winners, Cal. That's all.
>::::)
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[Rather suddenly he'd flash-step behind Vriska.]
You can't even keep up with us.
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MOR3 S3RK3TS >:P
BLUH
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We 8oth know the world would 8e a 8etter place if there were more of me around!!!!!!!!
I 8et you just wish there were more of me.
:::;)
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TH3 WORLD WOULD LOV3 TO S33 MOR3 4RROG4NT BLU3B3RRY T3XT.
>:P
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>:::;)
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It's not like I'd expect YOU to miss me anyway. You made that pretty clear.
Or may8e you do! Hahahahahahahaha.
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NOP3!
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Geez, Pyrope. Just 8e honest next time.
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1T DO3S G3T 4 B1T LON3LY H4V1NG NO ON3 TO B3 R1V4LS W1TH
>:?
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You weren't so 8ad either, I guess. Out of all of the possi8le rivals, you were the 8est. 8ut you were competition was Ampora soooooooo.
8ut this is kind of depressing.
How's your dum8 meteor????????
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4S1D3 FROM M33T1NG 4 W3IRD 4NC13NT V3RS1ON OF YOU OF COURS3
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She's a complete wuss. An a8solute 8ore!
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Muns are tricky and fickle. I would advise keeping a careful tongue around yours.
It would be a shame for a spider to be trapped in her own web.
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As for me hahahahahahahaha! I've seen her worst and it doesn't scare me at all!
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But, since you're bored, we can cease talking about her since actions will prove more valuable than petty chat.
Do you plan on forcing your Mun to seek a game or are you merely an independent wanderer at the moment?
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You talk a lot, ugh.
A8solutely not. I don't want to 8e some lame chump who gets used for her entertainment. Even though I'd totally kick aaaaaaaall the ass. She's got too much on her pl8 anyway.
She says I'm like some kind of experiment?
Ruuuuuuuude if you ask me.
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And now mine lists me as one of her favorites to play.
They never know when to quit, truuuuuuuust me. No matter how much we try to advise them!