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[summoned]

Bro, you're lazy. Don't even pretend you're going to play me.

You're busy in your world, I'm busy in mine. It's a nice balance if we just leave each other alone. Right? I've got, uh, princessly responsibilities to tend to and whatever!

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[epoch_eclipse]

That's not a particularly princess-like manner of speech, I must say.

[summoned]

Yeah, it's kind of different from what you'd think.

[epoch_eclipse]

Please enlighten me, your highness. Unless you'd like me to guess?

[summoned]

Drop the formality.

I'll be really amazed if you can guess so - shoot.

[epoch_eclipse]

If her highness insists. [Probably doing that to be weird.]

Anyway, I believe the tradition is three guesses. Number one is unknowingly being a heir to a throne until recently. Two is that you were snatched from one reality and given the title princess in a magical process. The third is you're talking about a small fluffy animal named princess you are responsible for.

But I think two is most likely. Happens all the time.

[summoned]

Two is closest, but a little off. I'm not snatched up, I go myself - I like it there.

[epoch_eclipse]

Drat. That hardly ever happens.

[summoned]

Why'sit 'drat?'

[epoch_eclipse]

Because 'nearly' is the same as 'not at all.'

[summoned]

More importantly, the role of a princess isn't the same as royalty.