On late night crack thoughts...

[diana_abel]

Dear Mun,

Yes, it's true, I don't do well on my own.

But let me make something clear to you: I will not be offering to sleep with the "I love sex" guy from the network who looks like a Ken doll.

It'll be fine.

Peace and love,

Diana "so not the Cainite messiah" Abel

Comments

[god_not_goth]

Really mundanes should have more class.

Also hello second timer.

[diana_abel]

Second timer?

[god_not_goth]

It's a more modern term for what I refer to the undead as. I thought I should update my dialogue some for someone from a modern time. It seems in modern eras more and more are forced to leave my domain.

[diana_abel]

Oh.

Well...that's considerate of you, I guess.

Thanks...dude.

[god_not_goth]

Hades. My name is Hades.

Before you think you have cause for concern, I do not have anything against the undead. While it is not a natural progression of things what is done can't be undone.

[diana_abel]

Huh. Good to know.

I seem to be running into a lot of members of your family these days.

[original_fine]

There's a guy on the network who loves sex and looks like a Ken doll? Do you have his number?

[diana_abel]

Oh, dude...

[original_fine]

... yes?

[diana_abel]

Look, it's confessions week(s), okay? And I want birthday sex, dammit.

[original_fine]

I'm not judging you. I'm the opposite of judging you. Who doesn't want birthday sex, especially if the guy's as hot as you say? Of course, "Ken doll" isn't really my type.