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[caligulas_aquarium]

is it any fuckin surprise im back
a course im alivve an kickin as if jack or the empress could a kept up bein some kind a drivvin main antagonist or somethin
fact a the matter is im gonna take this entire plot to neww heights an wwatch as the survvivvors tremble in fuckin awwe before my swweet neww appearance
i probably have some amazin powwers backin up that look from lord english or somethin





















so do you think anyones gonna fall for this

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[almostexclusivelyornery]

ERIDAN.
GET BACK INTO YOUR BUBBLE RIGHT NOW.

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh come on
i cant evven try an fool a bunch a idiots on this dear mun thing
wwhat the fuck is the point in bein dead if you cant do anythin kar
howw about YOU go back to the bubble

[almostexclusivelyornery]

LOOK, JUST CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY I CAME OUT TO PUT A STOP TO THIS BULLSHIT INSTEAD OF SOMEONE ELSE.
I CAN'T RECALL HER NAME AT THE MOMENT.
IN ONE OF HER GAMES THOUGH THEY NICKNAMED HER LIPSTICK.
I WONDER WHY.

[caligulas_aquarium]

thats not fair you cant go threatenin me wwith kan evverytime you need to provve a point
besides you cant die again if youre already dead











right

[thneed_ler]

I think my mundane just fell backwards off her chair in... actually, I'm not sure what emotion that was.

Sooo... on her behalf, let me tell you - you're good.

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey if at the end a all this i got evven one sucker fooled im pretty fuckin satisfied so its nice to knoww

[thneed_ler]

Oop, she's alive. Says 'good' isn't the right word. Evil. Apparently evil is the right word. [He's not gonna relay the rest. Too many expletives.] Welp, good prank, anyhow!

[photographic_carp]

Only YOU would want to be the antagonist.

[Even your human self doesn't like you Eridan.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[And he would give a shit, why?]

no im pretty sure theres a fuckton a people wwhod feel the same wway
but you knoww wwhatevver floats your boat dirtscraper

[photographic_carp]

wwhatevver you say swwill sucker
but keep in mind this showws you nevver learn from your mistakes

[knitwit]

Living up to your literal name? Do I predict a video of a one-hit wonder from the 1980s disguised as a link to our foretold future next?

Falling for such a thing would be nothing short of an insult to the core of one's intelligence. Yet, here is my mun feeling utterly gullible for believing you.

I wish she'd stop multi-tasking.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat can i say deception is an art an clearly im its fuckin master
as if anyone could expect a bunch a humans to see through it anywway theyre not exactly the smartest bunch
by wwhich i mean theyre fuckin stupid
an for the record thats includin you

[knitwit]

Clearly? I'm afraid you seem too incompetent to understand the meaning.
If anything, any mastery you could possibly possess is masked in a veil of arrogant displays covering a shattered ego.
?
Pots and kettles, in the truest of forms.

[tipsygnostalgia]

wwishful thinkin there bro

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh its you again
wwell
yeah i guess but it wwasnt like that i just wwanted to see if anyeond fall for it an they did so mission accomplished in the loosest fuckin sense a the wword
gotta kill time somehoww wwhen youre dead

[tipsygnostalgia]

actually i kinda wish u were stil around because it would be fun
and i know my mun rly rly wisshes you were around too

[punk_cute]

Come on, man. I don't think you really mean that. There was that you with the really awesome wings a while back so you don't gotta come back all a bad guy or nothin' if you do!

[Kanji, no. That's not how god-tier-- ... Oh fine. Be the eternal optimist.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Kanji, he can't believe you didn't get it.

He's kinda disappointed mannnnn.]

the wwhole point wwas kinda breakin the fourth wwall an trickin people into thinkin id come back or somethin
get their hopes up
ruin em
yknoww
prince a hope an all
look honestly im just so fuckin bored wwith this wwhole bein dead scenario i needed somethin to do to kill time
its not like im genuinely hurtin people or somethin wwith this so its okay right

[punk_cute]

You were really tryin' to pull that off? 'cause the last line kinda ruined the trick. Woulda been funny if you really did fool somebody though. So I thought you must be being all wishful thinkin' an' all instead. You know, sayin' it might make it happen or something?

And yeah, a little joke or two's okay. Killin' and hurting people ain't. Unless it's like a war and they're enemies or monsters tryin' to kill you first.

[chronomancer]

wwell
thats


interestin


by the wway
my mun says
or rather
asks

"so howws the wwhole hope thing wworking out fer you noww?"

wwhatevver thats supposed to mean
i think shes just graspin at strawws noww
or somethin

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey if you look at it a certain wway makin people think all that stuff about me comin back is fulfillin my role as prince a hope in a wway
if theyre fans a me obvviously its gonna crush their hopes a that
so i guess wwhat im sayin is its wworkin great an hope is the best aspect
fuck time

[chronomancer]

oi
Oi
at least my aspect didnt doom me
like
from the vvery beginnin
yeah
okay
its sucky as hell
an you kinda keep dyin and dyin wwithout actually dyin
but
at least its not hope
wwhat the heck do you evven do wwith hope anywway
be the sittin duck
wwaitin to get shoot?

[douchescar]

I'm sure you wwould be utterly missed by ALL if this wwere the case.
But seein' as it isn't, I believve I havve evvery fuckin' right ta scold ya.

Eridan, wwhy are you tryin' to fool these wwriter humans on this site?
Surely yer not tryin' to gain their attention or appreciation.

[caligulas_aquarium]

no nothin like that
im just bored as fuck
i mean youre im assumin dead you knoww wwhat its like an howw flat an dull an existence it is right
or nonexistence
cause you knoww
dead
i guess

just this

[douchescar]