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[truffuladreams]

I'd write you some notes on how to play me, but I'm bound by the League of Muses' code of silence. Sorry.

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[tree_puncher]

There's a League of Muses' code of silence?

Why haven't I got my copy!

[truffuladreams]

Seriously? Well, I'll see if I can find you one. It's not like the League to be so slack.

[tree_puncher]

Anything in this codebook about laughing Muns who can't stop giggling at the book's very existence?

[loltruffula]

[ throws him in here because CASTMATE ]

League of Muses'...

...Code of silence?

[truffuladreams]

[CASTMATE PARTY OVER HERE!]

Yeah, I thought I'd give it a name, because otherwise it doesn't make sense that muses just don't tell their muns how to write for them.

ted no

[stillcares]

Yeah, heh, I know the feeling. Still, someone like you - can't be too hard to notice every little thing you do and compile extensive notes on everything, right?

ted yes

[truffuladreams]

I dunno, Ted. Is it?

1/2

[stillcares]

-!

2/2

[stillcares]

[OOPS]


[SHUFFLES SLOWLY AWAY]

[truffuladreams]

[He should know better than to try and escape. Now he must suffer Audrey's wrestling moves as she tries to make him lay down with her.]

Don't worry, I'm just messing around. I don't think you like to follow me home and peer in my window at night. Although, if you did, I think it'd be kinda cute, just because it's you. Is that weird?

[stillcares]

-hup! [He makes an undignified noise when he hits the floor and laughs, winded.] Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

Wha? No, not weird. Not even a little weird. [Does the not-weird look. Aka the one where he tries to look like he is as cool with this as possible. Looks like a dork instead.] Still don't do it though. Just, y'know. For the record.

[crampinmyrightrumpcheek]

...There's a League of Muses?

[truffuladreams]

Well, not really, but it's nice to think there is, right? Like there's one big family for everyone to turn to when something goes bad.

Plus, 'League' sounds awesome. I've always wanted to be in a league.

[crampinmyrightrumpcheek]

Oh, gotcha! And... Heh, yeah, that does sound really cool.

[A wistful smile crosses his face - then turns into a full grin.]

Well, who's saying you can't make one? I mean, if you want something, you have to go out and make it happen, right?

[truffuladreams]

[Audrey goes quiet for a moment, brow furrowing as if she's considering something, before she beams and takes Once-ler by the shoulders.]

You're a genius. My own League would be great!

[She laughs, releasing Once-ler's shoulders in favor of clasping her hands over her chest.]

I would so marry you right now, but you'd probably find that weird, so I won't propose.

[Another giggle and she winks playfully.]

But another genius idea and I might just have to. Propose, I mean. To you

[crampinmyrightrumpcheek]

You could definitely do it! It's just about putting your mind to it and never giving--

[HOLD UP HOLD UP HOOOOOOOOOLD UP WHAT IS THIS.]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey - wait - aren't you - uh - a little young to be proposing to people?

[He is not prepared for marriage! He needs an adult!

Or the Lorax.]

[heardyoucall]

You're from that movie my mundane keeps watching, aren't you? The one with the trees in it.

[truffuladreams]

If the trees smell like butterfly milk and are softer than anything else in the world, then yeah! That's my canon.

[heardyoucall]

I don't suppose you could get my mundane to stop listening to the music from that film, could you?

[truffuladreams]

I'm not sure. My mun's had 'How Bad Can I Be?' on loop all day. [Think, think, think...] Oh! If your mun is a fan of the Once-ler, my mun recommends this video. The song isn't from the soundtack, so maybe your mun will listen to this instead?

[heardyoucall]

GRK! Don't recommend videos that have him in them!! That's the exact opposite!! All I want is for my mundane to stop listening to that music and to do something productive!!

[Forgive him; he's had "The Once-ler's Travelling Madness" going on about an hour now. On repeat.]

[truffulacide]

Oh yeah? Where's your official membership card?

[truffuladreams]

Where's yours?

[truffulacide]

In my other pair of pants. What's your excuse?

[truffuladreams]

Mine is also in your other pair of pants.