dear_mun | Accepted into Gargleblasted

Yes they'll be so thrilled as you bore them to death.

Trixie never bores her audience to death! You dare mock The Great and Powerful Trixie!?

You're right. Boring an audience would require an audience in the first place.

And the dazzling, most enticing, strongest showmare in all of Equestria, the pony gracing your eyes with her prescence, will find gathering as large an audience as is possible as easy and natural as breathing!

In which case you must be chocking!

Trixie deems your eyes to be broken, as she's clearly not having any trouble breathing!

Trixie seems to have trouble with metaphors too.

Trixie was only clarifying that she has no trouble with her performances. It's not her fault you seem to be so jealous of her.

Got me again! If I could get as many laughs as you do from that get up, I'd be made!

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Gargleblasted...I see...

Well then, allow me to congratulate you; my mun has held interest in that one for quite some time and still considers sending one of his muses there.

Trixie was guaranteed to get her application to there accepted.

Is that so? And which strings did you have to pull to ensure acceptance?

None. Trixie's just that amazing.

Then perhaps you'd care to enlighten me as to how "amazing" you can be, Trixie. I imagine there's more to your story than simply being a unicorn dressed as a wizard?

[Here we go again.]

Gladly! The pony standing before your very eyes, gracing your presence, is the most dazzling, most enticing, post powerful of equines. She travels through all of Equestria, telling everypony of her epic feats. She's beaten armies of manticore, stomped out millions of cockatrice, felled metal beasts that shoot out red magic, and even bested the dreaded Ursa Major itse;f. She's The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie!

[She does a dramatic pose and fireworks shoot up from behind her, explosing in pretty colors.]

(Trixie may notice that Kreutzer here, while her attention is undivided, is not entirely impressed. Intrigued, but not impressed.)

You are your own bard, then. You must sing many songs of these travels of yours...

Surely, you have trophies of such grand victories? Perhaps a head to help carry those tunes you sing?

[Trixie's a bit disappointed that this hairless ape's not in complete awe.]

Trixie has no need for trophies. [Translation: She lied about her boasts.] She also has no need for any help. She's perfectly capable of working alone.

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Freakin' wrong account...

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Is it weird that I feel bad about bothering Trixie this much? XD

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Nope.

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Oh snap, Daring Do. It'd be marvelous if that transferred over to gargleblasted. XD

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Congratulations, Trixie! You're finally off to space, are you? I hope you're ready for it.

Trixie is always ready for anything.

That's great; I hope you enjoy yourself up there.

Sad to say I won't be joining you, but I'll probably be helping everypony on earth; if all works well, I'll be teaching them all my survival techniques and everything else I know.

[This causes Trixie to look a little disappointed.]

...Well, Trixie hopes the best for you, and she hopes one day, you'll decide to want to enter Luna's Domain, so that we may talk to each other.

To be honest, I'm still figuring things out with the mun and he's really not sure who to send up there, but...

...well I can't say what'll happen next, but I'm sure we'll meet again. Some of the best adventures have characters reuniting with each other.

...Trixie knows some of the best stories have characters reuniting with each other. Trixie definitely wouldn't have lost... that.

[QUIT USING 4TH WALL IC KNOWLEDGE, TRIXIE!]

(Not 4th wall knowledge! Daring Do can't handle 4th walls!)

Lost what now?

You know... that legendary goblet... You two got really angry at each other. That book was as amazing as The Great and Powerful Trixie herself.

[HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW OF THESE THINGS]