dear_mun | canon is skullgirls

Geez, the mun lady wasn't kidding when she said there could be lots of one person here! How come I haven't seen another me yet?

[Umbrella still doesn't know who you are from canon, Peacock... but you kiiiiiiiiiiind of stand out.]

And you've got a pretty silly mun if she doesn't even have a TV in her head!

[ what do you mean stand out IT'S NOT LIKE ROBOT ARMS WITH LASER EYES STAND OUT OR ANYTHING YEP TOTALLY NOT ]

...Dunno. Maybe nobody's 'picked you up' yet besides her.

She's got one somewhere, but I'm pretty edgy. I gotta get back to the labs, after all! This headspace's all right, but nothin' can replace home, you know?

Well why not?

[Yes CLEARLY all those other girls are inferior choices to Umbrella! Well maybe except you Peacock because you're all cyborgy and cartoony and awesome and stuff. Cue an eye roll from Hungern, anyway.]

I dunno, I don't get this much ice cream at home. But I guess I kinda miss Sis.

What're the labs? They sound cool!

[ shruuuuuuug and then she shoves a cigar in her mouth. she does this a lot. :T ]

Cos you're not a playable character yet, probably! They'll put you in the game pretty quick, though, judgin' by all those blog posts.

The labs? They're just...labs. For fixin' people and stuff. The Doc rescued me and brought me back there, see? An' that's why I'm like this!

[ it was a big improvement c: ]

Well that's stupid! They'd better hurry their butts up with that DLC, then!

[So basically the most awesome hospital ever, got it.]

Ooooh, neat! And you get to live there? I bet you get to see all kinds of cool stuff!

Yeah! There's a lot of us around, but the Doc's pretty good about it. He lets us wander around and all. Not like those creeps in Lab Zero, whatever they're doin' down there.

Are there all sorts of crazy gadgets and creepy machines and vats of mysteeeeeeeeeerious chemicals?

[Umbrella wiggles her fingers to emphasize the mysteeeeeeeeriousness. Someone sure got her idea of "labs" from cartoons and movies. Not that she's all that far off the mark, though...]

Wow, I wanna visit! Can I can I can I? Is Lab Zero like your creepazoid rival lab?

...Yeah, that's pretty accurate.

[ anti skullgirls labs is baaasically like that ]

Not really! Lab Zero's a buncha creepazoids, yeah, but we're workin' towards the same goal, you know? I dunno what they do down there, but I'm fair sure those poor chumps who get experimented on don't get treated like the Doc treats us at all.

...so you're what my mun's been clamoring about all this time?

What a let down. I thought you'd be a lot more colorful.

Edited (also derps) 2012-04-14 05:10 (UTC)

Hey, watch it! What's that supposed ta mean?!

[ DON'T INSULT HER COLOURSCHEME GOD B( ]

And who are you supposed to be? Lil' red riding hood? That's reeeaaaaal impressive.

[ so much sarcasm... ]

It's unique and true to my name. Peacocks are supposed to be beautiful and colorful. You're not even halfway there!

[and she's jealous of the teeth. she's not going to admit to that, though.]

How sad! Maybe your mun's right to just let you sit there.

[ BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh look that's a whole robot peacock springing out of her back. Complete with tailfeathers. BAM SUPER MOVE LASERS.

WHO'S NOT A PEACOCK NOW ]

[uh oh.

looks like it's time for FIGHTING GAME BLOCKING TECHNIQUES™

which means ow that hurts anyway! damn chip damage!]

The hell-- you're gonna pay for that!

[ smug face ]

Now who ain't a peacock, huh?

[grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr--]

Heh. Okay, I'll admit it. That wasn't bad at all. You've got potential, even for some kinda machine.

Even if that wasn't nearly as good as what I could do.

[ oh? now she's interested :D

she grins. literal beartrap teeth, right there. ]

Ain't nearly as good, huh?

Say, why don't ya put your money where your mouth is and show me what you got?

[She pulls out an uzi, grinning. Okay, so she doesn't have lasers. But, what she lacks in lasers?]

Gladly.

[She makes up in two huge dudes she's been hiding in hammerspace this entire time. With pretty damn big and powerful guns. HYPER COMBO GOOOOO]

[ OH MAN GUNS. GUNS ARE PRETTY COOL.

and then she blocks with a stop sign and a concrete block!! it still hurts but not as much. ]

Not bad, not bad!

[ and then suddenly a barrage of guns and swords coming out of guns and a cannon ("Yo ho, avast!") and pies and then she drops a TV out of the sky from NOWHERE ]

[and meanwhile she responds with missiles and flame-throwing bottles and apple bombs and knives! and there's even a matryoshka doll that's bobbing around!

it's like property damage r'us over here all of a sudden]

How's that?!

[ THIS IS PRETTY FUN

She's just kind of laughing a lot

and firing cartoon bombs and popping in and out with teleports to avoid attacks and dropping moai heads and fridges everywhere

PROPERTY DAMAGE FOREVER oh god ]

Pretty good!

[SHE'S HAVING JUST ABOUT AS MUCH FUN TOO

with her and her rocks and missiles and her own disappearing acts. though man, even she has to admit, this girl here's got an endless supply of nonsense!]

Impressive! There aren't many that can keep up with me like this. [or who aren't you know, overwhelmingly stronger than her and don't even use weapons. so, lame ~~people~~ vampires.]

[Don't mind the good Doctor here Peacock, he's just gonna... cock that head and peer through his eye-hole at you.]

Your 'shows'?

Yeah! You know, cartoons! [ her whole getup and look is basically old timey cartoons man :| ] I'm missin' Annie, Girl of the Stars for this foolin' around, and that's not somethin' I'm gonna stand for!

[Peacock he is from an ArcSys game the whole world was destroyed and technology was banned THERE ARE NOT TELEVISIONS TO HAVE CARTOONS ON ANYMORE :( ]

While I hope your mundane is willing to return you to your duties post-haste, I have been trying to do the same with mine for the latest... four or so years. Sometimes, they keep us around for a very, very long time, miss...?

[ ...THAT'S AWFUL :( what do you guys doooo without television gosh!! ]

Yeah, I know. Some of these guys up here have been hangin' around for years.

Name's Peacock. An' you are? [ Extends a large gloved hand. It's got no joy buzzers, promise! ]

[We are mostly manipulated by a giant douche who wants to save the world from a second and more thorough apocalypse. Or in Faust's case, get manipulated and pushed to the brink of violent breakdowns by a sadistic S&M rock'n'roll witch. It's crazy like that.]

Faust, doctor Faust.

[He extends his own hand, which... actually SHRINKS in order to match the size of her glove. He's kind of huge, see. Nine foot tall or something like it.]

Former wandering doctor, currently General Weirdness Surgeon of Camp Fuck You Die.

[ dang that's even more crazy than the canopy kingdom ~~also possibly less FULL OF TEARS damn it story mode~~

she doesn't even blink an eye. SHE'S SEEN DOUBLE NOW. THERE CAN BE NOTHING WORSE. ]

Pleased ta meet you, Faust. [ only dr avian gets 'doc' privileges ]

Surgeon, huh? Well, you don't seem like Valentine, so I guess I can play nice with you.

[ISN'T IT and his world is still not the most horrifyign thing they've done.]

Valentine? An acquiantance of yours, I presume?

[ oh. oh nooooo ]

Sorta. She thinks the Doc's all 'weak' and all, and she keeps insultin' him. I ain't gonna stand for that slanderin'!

[ she doesn't like valentine very much ]

Ah. I take it she is opposed to... well. Whatever your goals are back in your home-world?

canon is skullgirls

OPERATION: TAG ALL THE PEACOCKS.

BUT HOW MANY ARE THERE

You're number three so far! (akjdhgfkajg why did I not get a notif for this gdit)

oh wow popular peacock is popular

No surprise, really. :3 ♥

umbrella is a cutie tho :c I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL SHE IS PLAYABLE

ME EITHER I cracked up so hard at "sonic boobs and pool balls and KFC combos" ahaha

THAT ENDING THOUGH ;_; skullgirls why u gotta be so madoka magica for

I am also attempting this same operation

aaahhhh

meanwhile i attempt to pull my own journals together.... hahaha sob

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