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it's her birthday and she'll whine if she wants to
What... this is it? This is all I get? I still can't believe you've got me in a coma the only place I could celebrate.
Wow. I can't even expend the energy to tell you how much you suck right now. You'd better be figuring out some way to make it up to me.
Wow. I can't even expend the energy to tell you how much you suck right now. You'd better be figuring out some way to make it up to me.

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[Ah, brb, fantasizing about delicious cake, whoops.]
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Yeah, I'm still not sure where this dumb mun of mine found out.
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Well, if you're in their head then they should know everything about you. Hmm. Or something.
[He hums thoughtfully a few times more.]
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I'll stick with 'or something'.
[Hair ruffling, go.]
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Fuck it. ]
Ah. Excuse me, miss?
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Of course, she's not going to mention any of that just yet. Instead she's just gonna set her hands on her hips and kind of... raise an eyebrow.]
Uh... yeah?
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Happy birthday.
[ There you are, Riruka, a cute box with a ribbon all the way around it and inside, a pink thneed. ]
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Oh. Uh... th-thanks.
[She's not... entirely sure what to make of that, since it's not every day random cute boys give her presents, and she opens the box carefully, blinking at the thneed curiously.]
...what is it?
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[ ... Well, it's. Kind of hard to pitch and get a girl to smile at the same time. He'll just flip the corner of it so it transforms into a scarf. ]
It'll keep you warm when you're cold, be a dress or a shawl — but that's not nearly even all! [ YEAH IT'S DOING ALL THAT SHIT. Don't mind him demonstrating on you, Riz. ] A hat or a purse, would you like a sock or a shirt? It can soak up stains, keep off the rain, it can do this and a thousand other fantastical claims!
[ ... and it winds up around her hips as a cute fluffy skirt when he steps back. God, rhyming is such second-nature by now, oops. ]
It's — anything you want, aha.
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[Of course, before she can really say much else, he's gone off on that tangent (and don't think she doesn't notice those rhymes, mister) and okay, whoa, whoa, all up in the personal space, isn't he? He steps back before she can sock him a good one though, and she blinks down at the addition to her dress in surprise.]
That's... yeah, okay- that's pretty damn impressive.
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>:O
1 KNOW TH3 B3ST B1RTHD4Y PR3S3NT TO G1V3 TO YOU! H3R3 YOU GO!
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You.
Really, that's all I can say. Sometimes you just you, kid.
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SH3 WOULD LOOK B3TT3R W1TH SOM3 D3L1C1OUS CH3RRY SH4D3S ON H3R! >:)
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H3H3H3H3H3! >;D
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