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[cosmic_storm]

Dude, give it up.

You just can't handle the awesome.

First you were going to app Dad but you burnt out. What makes you think you can handle this fantastic upgrade to me? You just don't have it in you to handle someone from the Storm family. Don't feel bad though, man. Not many out there do. And we can still hang out. Maybe you can even help prank Big B.

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[heardyoucall]

...you seem the type one would be grateful not to have in their headspace... is what my mundane is thinking.

[IT TOTALLY IS NOT SANZO YOU BIG SMELLY LIAR DON'T JUST SHIFT IT ONTO ME.]

[cosmic_storm]

Pffft...

Please, man. Everyone's grateful to have Cosmic Ray around.

[heardyoucall]

I'm not.

[Sanzo, you don't even know him...]

Who are you, anyway?

[cosmic_storm]

I just told you, I'm Cosmic Ray.

[arach_nerd]

Wait, don't tell me there's a woman out there who actually stood Matchstick's presence long enough to have a kid with him?

[cosmic_storm]

Who the heck are you supposed to be?

[arach_nerd]

Santa Claus.

Seriously, you have no idea who I am? I'm Spider-Man. I've known Johnny for years. I have a nigh encyclopedic knowledge of every time he's made himself look stupid because I was there for most of them.

[cosmic_storm]

[He just makes a face.]

Dude, what kind of game are you playing? Spider-Man hasn't been seen since the 60's. He vanished. Like poof. Gone.

[arach_nerd]

…You're a member of the Fantastic Four and you've never heard of alternate universes?

[cosmic_storm]

Of course I have. I just like to run through the stuff in my awesome universe before jumping to others.

[stormy_skrull]

*a teenage Skrull is giving you a curious look, Ray*

...Okay, who the heck are you. Because I'm pretty sure I'd know if I had any brothers.

...Pretty sure.

[cosmic_storm]

Name's Cosmic Ray.

Brothers? What're you talkin' about, Skrull-girl?

[stormy_skrull]

Name's Mary Storm. And you look a scary-lot like my dad.


((ooc: Also, I'm a mod over at: http://nextgenerationmarvel.dreamwidth.org/ a nextgeneration Marvel game that's just moved over from LJ. We're AU kid friendly too and trying to bolster our numbers.))

[cosmic_storm]

Aunt Sue cheated on Uncle Stretch with a skrull?! [A beat.] What do you mean I look like a skrull!?

[stormy_skrull]

*face, meet palm*

No, no, no, no. My dad is Johnny Storm. My mom's a Skrull. Lyja? The Lazerfist?

[cosmic_storm]

Wait what?

...

This is an alternate universe thing like Spider-dude up there, right? Because if it is, I am gong to have the biggest headache ever.

[stormy_skrull]

Probably? Pretty much par for the course for us Fantasti-Kids, I think.

[cosmic_storm]

Well, I look like Johnny Storm because he's my dad too.

[stormy_skrull]

Guess that makes us related, sorta.

Who's your mom?

[cosmic_storm]

Yeah, sorta. Man...already have one sister and now another...

Crystal Amaquelin.

[stormy_skrull]

Crystal? Huh. I can see that. She and Dad used to be pretty heavy.

You're my first brother. Only child otherwise.

[cosmic_storm]

Still are where I'm from.

Huh. Well you've got a sister then too. Luna Storm. Or Spike since that's what she wants us to call her.

[stormy_skrull]

Oh, I know Luna where I'm from. She just usually hangs out with the X-Geeks.

[cosmic_storm]

You know Luna but not me?

[stormy_skrull]

We're talking about Luna Maximoff here, right? Crystal and Quicksilver's kid? Magneto's granddaughter?

[cosmic_storm]

No, I'm talking about Mom and Dad's other kid. My little sister. Has hair like Medusa...

[stormy_skrull]

Okay, the Luna I know definitely doesn't do that.

...Weird.

[cosmic_storm]

Yeah...weird...

[stormy_skrull]

Probably lots of weird stuff like that that's close, but not quite right.

[cosmic_storm]

Let's not cover them all. This stuff's confusing enough.

[stormy_skrull]

Oh yeah. I leave the egghead stuff to the eggheads.

[cosmic_storm]

Yeah, Uncle Stretch and Franklin can handle that stuff.

[stormy_skrull]

Sounds about right to me, at least, now that we've got Uncle Reed back.

[cosmic_storm]

Back? What happened to him?

[stormy_skrull]

He and Aunt Sue both disappeared, on a mission in another dimension eight years ago. We finally got them back just a few months ago.

[cosmic_storm]

...that's weird too.

[stormy_skrull]

Yeah. I guess it is.

[cosmic_storm]

They just got back from some science thing on Mars where I'm from.

[stormy_skrull]

Oooh. Mars? Did they meet any Martians?

[cosmic_storm]

Dunno, didn't ask. Was too busy fighting Wizard and his losers and then Franklin's kid being born distracted everyone.

[stormy_skrull]

Oh. My. Gods.

Franklin? A daddy? With who?! Katie Power? That Summers girl?

[cosmic_storm]

He got married to Princess Zawandi and they had a daughter.

[stormy_skrull]

...I have no idea who that is.

[cosmic_storm]

She's from Wakanda.

[stormy_skrull]

Nope. Never heard of her. I didn't even know Wakanda had princesses. Er, I mean, I know they had them, being a kingdom and all, I just didn't know there were any.

[cosmic_storm]

I didn't know who she was either until Franklin brought her home.

[stormy_skrull]

Huh. This sounds like something I should use to tease my Frankie.

[cosmic_storm]

[Teasing a member of the family, now you've got his attention.]

How're you going to do that?