Dear Mun . . .

I must say, Mundane, I'm quite impressed. Perhaps with a bit more time you'll even conjure up an application to this "game", though I shan't get my hopes up. You've impressed me, yes, but that's merely because I hold no expectations of you whatsoever. The fact that you are even able to speak and move your legs one in front of the other to achieve movement is a miracle in itself.

Still. The premise does look interesting. Furthermore, if you were implement me into the setting properly, it could prove to be quite the stimulating mental exercise. That "if" is quite substantial, however. I doubt you could manage such a difficult task. I recommend you choose one that is much more simplistic.