dear_mun | Apr. 13th, 2012

Apr. 13th, 2012

Leave me alone already you useless woman. I'm done here. There's no one here for me and everyone I have met has put an end to our time. There's no use in keeping me. Just admit when you've lost the battle. There's no point in straggling along. No one will help you.

freshmanleader

Tch. A world that I haven't destroyed. How interesting. It's been a while since I've had any test subjects.

Don't think that sending me there without my powers will save them. I'll get them back. I'll get them back somehow. And when I do? This disgusting final bastion of life will disappear, just like the rest of the world.

And if they want to experiment on me before the end? Well, fine. I'll let them play God. Then, when I finally knock them down...it will be so much better. I'll cut them all down just as they're gloating over their own greatness. Just like I killed him. After he...

...it takes a lot for me to feel anything, now. I'll be sure and enjoy the moment, when it comes.

Get to work writing down my history, human, or I'll find a way to send you off after the rest of your kind. And don't start counting on my heart to stop me. He's been quiet for a long time.

((ooc: Note - Mao is now definitively taken from the "Human World" ending. I'm...pretty much depending on the fact that Konran removes powers, yes, why do you ask? >_> But, as it turns out, this required a whole new voice test. It's hard to write for someone who's final dialogue consists of ellipsis.

...needless to say, I would especially kill for a Raspberyl here >_<.))

dovahkitty

I don't appreciate the username, Mun. Didn't you call it racist, yourself? And how are you supposed to get more icons if you can't draw?

*He's not normally so naggy, but he's so very confused and just wants to go back to journeying and trying to put an end to the civil war and figuring out all this Dragonborn stuff. Why can't the mun see that?*

ex_cried576

Oh, Mun!

I'm really glad you finally made my journal! The others have told me so much about this place! It sounds really fun...

[ and she pauses , then smiles gently . ]

Do you think Kevin will be somewhere around here? I really need to see him.

magswithawl

[Mags shrugs while she continues making her awl. As long as there are no games there and places where she can fish it's good for her. And there are people from her world there too. Finnick included.]
[She babbles something close to "it will be good." before continuing.]

whydontwestay

... I think you're kind of stupid, mundane! I mean, I know I like Mithos and all, and it's great that you want me to hang out with him, but...

You haven't even finished playing the game yet. You haven't even gotten to the point where I'd choose the path to join Cruxis! This... is really dumb!

arancia

Ms. Mundane, I appreciate you bringing me into a game but I think you should concentrate on that application that you've been working on for a whole month, should you not? It would not only be irresponsible of you to do so, but also unfair to the blue-haired man if his application isn't complete when you're just starting on mine.

Besides, a little brushing up on my universe wouldn't hurt! It would be nice to step back and try and look over things a little more positively, instead of fretting over deadlines. You do have another month after all. Please, have more faith in yourself and you'll be able to write the application as good you would like it to be.

torturedrose

No. NO. It's too early...

Why did you make this?! I don't... I don't want it! I don't WANT to go there... anywhere... away.

I have... I have things. Things. To do.

[growwwwllll...]

Current Mood: angry

happyeardance

Hey now, you've been looking at that game a lot there. That one with those zodiac things...

Oh! Look at that!

[He points eagerly.]

You're an air sign! I knew I liked ya!

reset_bomb

Do you seriously think that I'm gonna let a human control me?

If your answer is "no", then congratulations! You're right. Now stop trying!

And no, showering me with hearts isn't going to change my mind. Asking me about that over and over is almost as annoying as Pit going "are we there yet, are we there yet"!

cuckoos

Don't even think about it.

Scattered, disjointed - not very professional. Not smooth at all. We don't care what you think might be fun or who's there. Not even Miss Frost. Get your own ducks in a row before calling us again. We've got better things to do.

extrafancy

[Hah. Hah. Hah. She's mad. She's so mad.

She's just.... going to glare for a while before speaking up.]

This is all your fault, mun.

[yup.]

I would have preferred Little Red Riding Hood over the other story you want for me... it's even a male role, honestly. Kouichi-kun already made me sound macho enough, I don't need you rubbing it in my face as well.

keepcalmandcatchkid

No. Hattori-san doesn't want to see me and I don't want to see him. The fact that I was requested for by my given names is not "a sign", and your promise that my pokemon would be "the derpiest that ever did derp" does not particularly make me want to go any more.

...what has my childhood got anything to do with it?

anummytreat

Oh, no. Really, no. Completely, no. Totally, completely, extremely nuh-uh, nope, and no.

Would'ya like a list? Because I have a list!

First of all, creepy place with crazy powers.

Second of all, creepy place with crazy powers and bullying gods.

Third of all, creepy place with crazy powers, bullying gods, and horror-show, faceless maids. Creepy and maids is still arguable. But throw in a great big heap of faceless? Nuh-uh. We're reevaluating everything that brought us to this decision-y bit of crazy.

I'll... just... be over here. In my comfy little corner of sanity and reason.

... At the very least, can we stay away from the peg-leg and feathery hat walk of life?

champagnedelis

Now now, ma petite, I know you've been busy as of late, especially entertaining that other French muse of yours', so it stands to sense that you can't quite grasp my voice as easily again. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it again.

However...

Could you just... please, for the love of all that is holy, avoid throwing me at England until you've gotten control again? Really, the way you've handled our relationship dynamics as of late... it's just plain embarrassing.

[Sigh.]

Get some rest, ma chère - it will all be better in the morning.

artofdistress

Oh come, come, sweetheart, there's no need to hide away!

I know this is your first time playing a canon character, and I'm thankful that you would choose myself over somepony else since I have been ignored and denied a chance to socialise for a while now, but you simply must stop hiding away if you are going to be playing me. It's rude to keep a lady waiting.

There is nothing to be afraid of. It's just a minor case of stage fright, that's all, and all we need is some rehearsal together. I would even be willing to participate in a game after, if that's what you so desire~?

coversears

[She's curled up, knees pulled up almost to her chin as she sits. Her hands are unmistakably covering her ears to block out the sounds that no one else can seem to hear. She wants to block it out. Where is Finnick? Where is she?]

Uhm, I'm not sure... why you want me. I've been in a Game before I really don't want to do it again. I want to be with Finnick. Can't you let me go back to him?

[Her voice goes quiet as she whispers, begging.]

Please?

barelysaysaword

No.

[Couldn't even let me finish the subject line, could you..]

knitwit

As emotionally triggering as it may be, it seems like only you would choose this time to pull me around like some puppet on a string.

I would offer some kind words, perhaps an ounce of remorse, but worrying over such trivial things like "quality" is hardly worth the effort.

However, I will offer some advice, Mun: stick to it and get over your fears. It would be disappointing to be locked away without any honest effort. I'm almost insulted at the thought.

Almost.

falenandawn

.... Ms Mun, I am proud of her cleverness myself, I always have been. However, I do not believe we should encourage Lymsleia to start creating new and more inventive booby traps. The frying pan was quite enough, and I cannot imagine the problems that could arise if she chose to involve others besides myself. [Ok so he might be a tad overprotective. Who could blame him, really?]

Might you please stop laughing? A frying pan to the face is not very humorous. Others might not take it as kindly as I did and I would hate to see her get in trouble for an accident, or worse...... [Also some of the people they live with might even encourage her to make more things like this...]

And do not let me even get started on the dangers of her finding a recipe for gunpowder and wanting to make some. [There's a tone of mild horror in his voice at the thought.] She is going to school even if I have to force her at this point, if this is what allowing her to study in the library on her own will bring. I should have done so sooner, considering Mother requested the same of myself when she was in Luceti....

I....am worried she will hurt herself, if this continues.

[If he wasn’t already there, he would have gone grey by now. As careful as he was with his sister, her curiosity was getting far too much for him to handle alone.]

ressentiment

You have got to be kidding me.

So not only are you deciding to bring me to this tower with not just one Real Thing, but neither of them are the one I know and the friend I have from this "reality" you decided on won't even remember me? Is this your sick attempt at a joke?!

...Whatever. Go right ahead and do what you want. I don't have to respond if you keep this up, anyway.

[A long pause.]

...It was bad enough when he was the only one who'd forget me.

tasted_the_sky

...

I hate it here.

tireless

W-what? No! We're just sharing a blanket in the cold; it doesn't mean you can assume anything like that!

nicknamedvolts

...Do you know what I think?

I think this is all a sham. I think honestly that you're bored and rather then productively use the time you've been given on this unexpected day off-

I know you're angry but see reason. You could be working for the Capitol. You could never get a day off such as the particularly memorable year where I was literally forced to sleep at my work station. You are, by nature afforded far more luxury then any of us. Even the game makers.

The proper attitude in this case is not to engage in self-defeating behavior but instead to use this time productively. Which translates to...

...No, it does not translate to playing around in my life or the lives of others. Nor does it translate to spontaneous creative activity if your situation is so dire. Pick yourself up, move on, and throw yourself eagerly into this job you so hated. Don't be-

[What he's not saying. "Writer you would not last five seconds in the games if you were in my district. I would pick you off myself just out of sheer embarrassment." but he's too polite to actually say that.]

[sigh] so defeatist.

flowing_kinetics

They'll get to it when they get to it.

Stop refreshin' the damn page.

haveasugarcube

You should know by now, that's how games work.

[He pauses.]

It's never as gratifying to be the last one standing as you expect it to be, though.

seesobserves

Of course I'm not 'disappointed.' I was already prepared for us not to see one another for several years - nothing's changed.

...Conrad is still an acceptable substitute.

thanatophobia

You do an excellent job of demonstrating the multitude of ways in which youth is wasted on the young- all while letting me fall into obscurity. I will not be ignored, mundane! Don't you understand who I am? A whelp like you has no right to treat me this way!

windfire_donuts

Humans have such strange whims. This is a waste of both of our time, you know.

If you insist, however, at least allow me to go somewhere with lots of strong opponents.

ihrefreiheit

Very good~!

Of course you'd pick me to app over there. Granted, you know my background and know trying to get me to do anything there is debatable but because i'm awesome, I suppose I could try giving it a shot.

You should try at least and get me West or one of my friends to come along somehow. A girl could get a bit lonely if she's left on her own for too long so don't keep me waiting... and make my app look good, okay?

After all. You ARE playing me.

istaller

...Superpowers.

...Now would be a good time to stop yankin' my chain.

But if you're really that eager for someone in law enforcement, how about you go have a chat with Valentine or Lowell? Way I hear it, at least being dumped between guys in tights wouldn't make them think they'd gone crazy.

Don't start with your movie-crossing jokes, either. Those don't count as advice.

babyseal

I don't think any of them will club me to death. There are probably a lot more efficient ways to kill me. It wouldn't make a whole lot of sense.

...I missed the joke again, didn't I.

motherfucked

I get it.

No, I really do. It's been a long time— a long fucking time. So maybe you don't have the voice down, maybe you need a little test run. Boost your confidence, or whatever. Like I said, I get it.

But you probably should've thought of that before you sent in the fucking application.

constantgrief

Okay, sweetheart? You want me here? We're gonna have to make a deal then. I'll stay as long as you let me drink. I could care less what you do with me, not like I haven't already seen it. Just leave me and the whiskey.

lastmanstanding

...You brought this on yourself you know.

what do I have to have a dead wife or a lost kid to make you get I'm fucking fine, I don't need anyone, go away.

Besides I have a lot more on my plate right now don't you think?

...Don't get upset. I'm just saying.

eyeofthetigress

Icons aren't that big of a fucking deal. Calm your tits before you cream yourself.

No, I don't care if you can "better express" me.

And the fact that you may find me attractive just creeps me the fuck out. What is wrong with you?

~~I hate you.~~

givemeyourfaaaaace

No need to rush these things, when you have lived as long as I have time becomes almost meaningless.

But yet, as much as I prefer my home in the spirit world, the mortal plane is just as pleasant.

So many opportunities, so many faces to add to my collection...

haveoursecrets

...

I'm not Clint Barton. I don't change my name to Clint Barton. I'm an IMF agent, not a superhero.

Have you seen me try to shoot a bow and arrow? I would have probably put Benji's eye out if I did. Then that wink of his would be far less of a wink.

Well, yeah, I did help save the west coast, but that was a pretty extreme situation that I was carwrecked and waterlogged into, thanks.

[We will not even mention that Mr. Squidward here's already accepted going back into the field. Whateeeever, that's top secret information, etc. etc.]

nodreamsorhonor

Ah mundane, before you can properly voice me, don't you think that you should replay the game? Or at least spend time to research my role? I do know that you spent several weeks on the others, including a certain someone that I will not mention. I deserve at least the same amount of attention.

Tch, of course not. You would rather toss me into the void instead of doing anything proper. Why do I even attempt to speak to you I would not know...

Do as you will. Just remember I will be watching your failing.

upgrade_mask

So you have no idea what to put down for my personality, eh, Chico?

I like children. I'm calm. I know I am the strongest. But that doesn't amount up to all the content that's needed, does it? I'm not as excitable as Con or as cocky as Coyote.

A mask conceals more than just a face, mundano. It hides the soul. I am a warrior. I express myself in battle.

heros_shadow

Huh ... the torture you put me through isn't too far off from what Ganondorf or Vaati would do to me if I didn't do as they pleased...accurate, yet tailored for a modern world.

[He Smiles.]

Mistress, I applaud you~

[peeks over at the text messages]

Ah~ My Hero has arrived~

Current Mood: calm

clowhime

I know it's been a while since you read the series. It's okay, I don't mind. I know you're starting to go through it again. I just appreciate that you went to all this trouble making this journal. Y-you didn't have to....

Um, do you think I might find Syaoran-kun and the others here?

comp_lex_ity

Well, well, well.

I have to admit, Mundane. You've caught me by surprise. Here I was under the impression I was no longer your type.

Of course, that doesn't mean I'm complaining about this sudden attention. Years of sitting back in your 'head space', if you will, has been quite the wait. I have always prided myself on being a patient man, after all, and it would be absolutely rude to decline this generous offer to even give me this much.

As a warning though, dwelling on the past is sometimes more damaging to success than not. If you poke too much at it, opportunities for your future may pass you by....or perhaps something from said past will come back to bite you when you least expect it.

But of course, you're entitled to do what you wish, and I've never been one to claim that everything I say is correct. Just don't go biting off more than you can chew, the downfall could be...humiliating for you. I only have your best interest in mind in telling you this, clearly. Why in the world would I want to go back to being neglected, after all?

animus_sorrow

You're always so sad when you watch the cutscenes that focus on me. Why? It's not as though I haven't been given new life, another chance, in this place. I've seen Yeshua and Jin, Wilhelm and Allen. So please, try to smile.

Not everything is written in stone.

So... do you really intend to send me to that tower? If Yeshua will be there, you know I won't object.

psychotics

This is just too much. Really you shouldn't have. Connecting to all my adoring fans on such a level. It really...gets me so emotional.

I think we need to have a little heart to heart though. Just don't try to pull a drunken, half-baked writer on me and we can really benefit from this I think. You don't get to choose how this works, just remember that, and you might just live a little longer than the rest if you do.

Now. I think this calls for a party.

onlycrimsonrose

Hey, Mundane. I do not care what you think; I don't want to go back to any games where my fingers get moldy and fall off or I'm constantly living under the threat of death. I get enough stupid stuff back home, but at least there I have ~~Xeno~~ my friends to order around.

--- now that's just mean to say, Mundane. Zion won't be there, Mundane. He's--. I was the one who--...

... tch. Stop teasing me. He won't be there, so please do shut up and drop it... I let you post the application, so watch your mouth before I take it back. I know you're lying. I'll break yours clean off your hands if you do not cease your lying. It's quite unbecoming, you know. Th-the lying! Not my behavior! This is a justified threat!

- Claudia

doppelglasses

Looks like it's curtains for us.

dunpealmother

Oh, so you're really have made your mind? I do hope you're serious about this. I'm fully aware that my son is there and I wonder how he'll react to my appearance. It has been quite a while since I lost saw him! I do hope he'll welcome me with open arms, mun. So please do your very best to get me into the game.

indecent_butterfly

Do you know what you are attempting...to pin down this butterfly's wings? There is only one who is capable of doing so. One is not sure you are prepared.

highfunctioning_sociopath

And here we have a perfectly good example of how we are not alike. I don't care what happens! If things succeed or fail when those things are totally dependent on others, I don't hold myself responsible - unlike you.

[Long suffering look at the mun. Mun just stares back in reply.]

Fine! If things don't get completed, then the department looks bad, and if the department looks bad then everyone comes to you. Let's face it though, they can come to you all they want - YOU are doing a fantastic job! And those who really need to know it, do. Who else can do their job, pick up the pieces from two other people who quit and cover everything when the student workers don't show up? You are doing the jobs of at least four people at any given point in time for the past two weeks. And don't forget what the dean said: "You don't complain." Okay, maybe this week you are complaining, but honestly? You've got reason to. You're not complaining about your own job, you're complaining about having to do everyone else's jobs - and well, I don't think people would hold that against you.

But honestly, if you keep going at this rate it will kill you. No, I don't care that it's supposedly only for two more weeks. You're not sleeping, barely eating and with the wonderful weather changes, you're in pain all the time.

I think I shall talk to Dr. Watson and see what he suggests for you... Or maybe Dr. Lehtinen will have some ideas...

Current Mood: moody

unovaschampion

...what do you mean, Nuvema Town's been frozen over?!

Right, okay, okay. But it's only been two years since everything. Honestly, I'm not sure what to think about the new heroes, but you should really stop referencing that Star Wars thing. It's weird enough already, knowing that there's been a bunch of changes over just two years. Knowing that Nuvema's been frozen over and that all our efforts might have just gone to waste...

Sheesh, mun. I'm trying not to panic here, the least you could do is keep away from the Wild Mass Guessing page on TVTropes.

But the new Gyms sound awesome! I can't wait to take them on. Somehow. Don't look at me like that, you know I like a challenge. And I can't wait to battle the new protagonists either, if we ever meet up. Kinda wish everything I did in the first game wasn't a waste, though...

Hm? I'll be fine, don't worry! I'm still the Champion, after all. I got the role for a reason. Now, stop worrying and start...doing something!

lookatmyguns

Gettin' a little ahead of ourselves are we? Don't you already have enough to do?

Well at least Lennox is coming along.

[If Ironhide has to suffer, than Lennox totally should too. It's only fair.]

I'm not sure about this "wings" business though, isn't that kind of pointless?

trueprotagonist

[Neck crick. Actions speak louder than words for a man running the LA mafia. No words need to be exchanged, especially when you've got a gun the size of small dog in your possession. But he'll make one exception to ask the most pertinent question of all.]

Who touched the crack?

riflesandtea

This was a little hasty of you, I think...

But, if you're happy to, I suppose I can't prevent you from making such a decision. At least you have all the information.

It will be nice to see Sayaka again, too. Eh? Charlotte will be there as well...? Well, surely she'll be nicer as a Puella Magi...

codename_fire

[There's this sort of staring contest going on.]

[It's been going on for a while.]

[In between cups of coffee and upgrades, but you get the idea.]

This doesn't do any good. There should be a way to come to an agreement.

[...]

They're waiting.

[...]

Now or never, it's not impossible. Miss Mundane, let's just go with it, and no, quitting is not an option. We got this far, and we sure as hell aren't going back.

amandamandamanda

What's this?! This is not the time for imbeciles with laptops to be making ridiculous posts on some form of online social network, please! There are much better things you could be doing with your time on the world wide web. As Amanda's number one fan I should have you know that I have my own Amanda website! www.amandaPLEASE.com. I would show it to you but there are more important things to do right now than waste my breath explaining such a wonderful and sacred person such as Amanda to you, please.

Now if you'll excuse me I must find Amanda! I will obtain some sort of road worthy vehicle if it means I'll be within closer proximity to Amanda! Amanda?! Is that Amanda?!

... That was not Amanda. That was some sort of video depicting my dear sweet Amanda dancing whilst wearing a judges outfit, accompanied by large dancing shellfish. I already have at least fiiive hundred copies of this clip, please! Do not waste anymore of my time, I must find Amanda!

quicktoanger

Alright. Mun. Buddy.

Now that the dust has settled and I know it's going to work out alright, let's get something really clear, right now.

You. Do not. Use me to hurt Molly.

Period.

I don't give a good god-damn if her mun approved of it. As far as I'm concerned, that just makes her as bad as you.

If this happens again, you and I are gonna have a problem.

Hell's Bells. I thought that dumb angsty crap was what you had Obi-Wan for.

punsofiron

Y'know mun, we may not always get along, and I don't always like some of the shit you come up with, especially for my clone over at Kon Ran. But really now? If there's anything I would hope from you it's that you stop letting some no-name dickheads ruin your day.

Yeah, they were way out of line, I'll give you that. I'd've kicked their asses if they were saying that shit to me. And, you know, I wasn't just living in your head. But don't you start sulking on me! Haven't you learned anything from watching my show when I was getting this kind of thing? Another brick in the wall, that's all they are. Besides, you're home now. Go chat with people who don't give a shit what you look like. And forget about these assholes. They just want your face to conform to America's standards of beauty so they don't feel bad jerking off to your tits.

Yeah, I went there. But hey, made you laugh didn't it?

Now blow your nose, put on some good music, and let's get that medieval times plot off the ground. What do you say?

a_father_to_his_men

Mun, please, I respect you greatly, you are very kind and mostly respectful in return, but this has gone one long enough.

I don't feel for Starscream like that, I mean, of course he is a wonderful companion, a pleasure to have around and I do feel very connected to him, but he is my Second in Command. Even if I did feel that way for him, as his leader I could never pursue a relationship, it is far to easy for others to feel it is their obligation to reciprocate a relationship with someone whom the respect as a leader, I do not wish to put him in that kind of position.

Also, I do not understand what the seeming purpose or apparent embarrassment you seem to expect to occur from my drinking and singing at the festival in the game you have me in.

twiceinhabited

You are not allowed to set me on fire.

Now, please. You have my introduction to type.

abaratian

Let me get this straight. Not only do I get to come back out again, and even get to go to another game, but I get to keep my dragon from the last game too?

I think I'm okay with these plans.

Oh and Gale there too and all of that. So happy there too. But really just happy for Nemapsychus.

prank_calls

[Boop boop, boopboopboop.]

[Riiiiing riiiiing! Riiiiing riiiiing!]

[A phone. Near you. It is ringing. Care to answer?]

blindfascination

I think this is all very fascinating...

But I'm not entirely sure if I'm prepared to go out on my own just yet.

It frightens me... However, if you still insist that you want me to try some place, please... think it through carefully. I know this isn't some passing fancy, but you do have your limits. As do I.

thetrudger

My dear, dear mundane!

I didn't realize we were so close. Please, allow me to offer you my thanks. I would indeed be grateful to find a second home.

And you, in return, get the pleasure of the company of Geoffrey Chaucer! The lily among the thorns, the whisperer of the written word, the herald of life itself-

...Ah, now, don't give me that look. I'm a writer. I'm allowed to exaggerate.

heardyoucall

WILL YOU SHUT UP!? Aren't you supposed to be writing!? Stop that god-awful wailing you call singing and focus or I'll KILL YOU!!

battledancing

Yes, Mundane, I know I once said I wished I could have faced Giratina myself, and it really was true. But I also know that was not meant to be; I have come to the terms with the fact that was not my fate, so leaving me in charge of that Pokemon now simply doesn't feel right,

Then again, I do suppose that was your intention all along. You do seem to have a thing for building character through, uh, extreme predicaments. That is quite a bit unorthodox.

... ah, well, who am I to talk, huh?

[Says she who randomly tossed protag against Giratina and made them deal with it, in the first place. Yup, that is a lot of moral high ground there, Cynthia.]

shine_on_armor

Wow! That sure tells a lot, huh?

I mean, nothing about my character, but still. It's good to know more about Cadence, isn't it? And, of course, it stands to reason that I'm Captain of the guard.

I can't believe our wedding is going to be in a human newspaper.

teenagebadboy

You're not giving up are ya?

Fine. [Sighs.] I appreciate that you're looking for cast mates. You're out of luck there though.

If you insist on putting me in a game, make it a good one, alright?

onlysaneman

If you're going to go through with this at least do it properly, which means don't be lazy about it. And yes that means making the appropriate icons, not just using the first icons you happened to make.

[Sigh]

You would probably be better off with Yuugo or Grovy.

whereswally

Hi there my faithful friends and followers!

Wizard white beard told me about the trouble in the land of the deep sea divers and I just can't help but want to lend a hand with their serious sounding problem!

If anyone could lend a helpful hand and point me in the right direction I'm sure my magic cane could take us there licitly-split!

............

Also, has anyone seen a charming, colorful woman by the name of Carmen hailing from the town of Sandiego?

uwaaooo

Mun-lady have time now... so let Gau out again! Want play!

ex_thesixth756

Miss Mundane,

Whilst I am humbled by your decision to have me speak for all of the residents of your headspace, I am afraid I won't be frank in telling you to stop.

Do you understand how irritating it is to hear that infernal song repeatedly? We understand, and we know, Miss Mundane, that this Once-ler fellow is very bad. [ as he states several times in said song .

. . . or at least questions it . ]

On that note, I'd like to point out bringing him in here only caused more upset. [ because mun has muse urges okay don't blame me tsubaki ]

-- You're a foolish girl.

bloodwritten

This isn't how the tables turn! The puppet master does not simply become a puppet, you silly, silly girl!

I am not a character in your stories - I'm the one who creates them!

Unless, of course, you've a particularly good one for me.

In which case, start spinning.

[oh the uproarious laughter.]

thearseman

All right, mate, now you look here. I put up with a lot of shit, and I do mean a lot, but... no. Just no. That is really going too far. Here. Here is a line. I'm drawing one, in the sand, and you... you my friend, you aren't going to cross it. You got that?

I mean, come on. Have you really thought this through? Think about it. Are you really ready to reduce a man of my complexities to a game? 'Cause I have to tell you, I don't think you are. No offence, or anything, but you just aren't there yet. You haven't even thought what colour you want me label yet, whatever that means. Let alone anything else.

Now, all right, I know you're pretty set on all this, but there's no need for you to get upset over it. Unlike you, I've been thinking. I've come up with a compromise. How about that, then?

So, here's the deal. You get to apply the whiny little bastard who lives inside me, and I stay right where I am. That's more than fair, I reckon. Less pressure on the both of us, in't there?

womanwhobeatyou

Really, dear, you are starting to become obsessive.

I think we both know I'm good enough to climb through a window without being caught by a silly housekeeper, of all people. And I do not need "more humour in my life", thank you.

Now go run along. I've got better things to do than indulge your little need to see how I do with the rest of his 'friends'.

bladerang

You certainly have an... interesting assortment of characters banging around in here. Do you really need more than one angry, violent character? Is this a subconscious expression sort of thing? Should I be worried for your sanity?

I'd just like to know what I'm dealing with here.

thneed_ler

You're not gonna die, mun.

Just do your homework, get some real food in you (no more chocolate, not that seeing you collapse into peals of hyperactive laughter every five minutes isn't hilarious) and stop freakin' out on me.

I know, I know, you think it'd be easier with someone else there. Well, what if I don't want them there? They don't want to talk to me, and I don't want to talk to them. Not the kid (and he's from the future anyway, how would that even work?) and NOT Moustache. Definitely not him.

Stop hoping. I don't want the same things as you do. Deal. With it.

And - for heck's sake, mun, play me sassier! Jazz things up a bit!

Current Mood: stressed

cognisance

Hm? Oh. Too bad. [Pause.] What? It might be a problem, but it's not my problem. [What do you expect? It's not like she's going to hop out and take care of the gardening or anything. Sigh.] This is a waste of time. [Cutting into her SCIENCE time. Curses.] Well, if you're going to bother me you could help me find a new subject.

orichalcoslord

I must say that your sudden fervor in getting this journal created is suspicious. Do you expect me to believe you're merely reacquainting yourself with my mannerisms and that interacting my wayward Warrior has not prompted this?

[ he smiles knowingly ]

I can see into your heart, child. It is not wise to try and deceive me.

recoveryagent

Look, sweetie, this is cute and everything, and I won't try to tell ya I'm not flattered, but you're in over your head here. Shouldn't you actually read a book first? That chick in the movie got my accent all wrong.

So your excuse for not reading the books is that you can't steal them? Watch out, I'll be after you next. I got Morelli, you would be small potatoes.

[The Florida heat would kill you dead.]

Hey, I can handle heat! Jersey gets hot in the summer!

[Sure, princess.]

Ooh, you are just askin' for it, chick, askin' for it.

master_of_the_game

So it's decided, then? I'll be taking a little sabbatical in space. Well, it'll be a nice break from my usual duties. I'm sure I've earned at least a little bit of time off, for my years of good service.

With any luck, maybe some more of my kid's little friends will end up there, too. After all, without wannabe-heros to mess with, the day gets downright boring. Oh well. Shame I can't bring my gear, though. I guess beggars can't be choosers.

...Hm. You know what? [Stopping for a moment, he looks in a nearby mirror.] You're absolutely right. I guess I do look pretty good for 55.

bolder

Hey, long time no see.

[....]

Yeah, very funny. Seriously original. I knew there was a reason I didn't miss you that much, thanks for reminding me what it was.

Now, let me get this straight. You rewatched everything in four days, and I come back? Don't tell me you're honestly surprised at that. I'm just too awesome to resist for long, so don't feel bad. It happens to everyone, and not all of you player people are so lucky with who pops up.

Cheer up, it could be much worse. You could have had Sokka!

lizziebennetinmybathtub

Alright, can we just hold on for a minute here? I think by now we both know I'm used to strange things when it comes to books and writing and all that, but this "I'm in someone's head and she's writing what I do" thing is going to take a bit of getting used to! I'm not exactly keen on the idea of being your puppet, either. Do you understand just how creepy that is? We're bordering on Mr. Collins territory here.

And let's not forget I'm still getting used to life in Edwardian England. I really don't think I could handle getting shipped off to someplace else, especially if that place doesn't have Darcy.

scaretaker

[~~also the art of Danny looks demonic~~]

Damn, girl, you've got a huge list of things to read, don't you? I suppose I should feel some tingling sense of pride knowing that I've been bumped up to the top of the list, even though you know full well it'll be a big change.

And what would you do with a guy like me? All these games and places and whatnot, they're not cut out for a guy like me. I can't read minds, I'm not trained in hand-to-hand combat, not a spy, not good with nothin' I don't need. I can repair what needs it, fix a typewriter, and chop wood like nobody's business, but that don't make me the kind of guy that someone really wants to have around.

And I got a book to finish, you know. If you just read and watch behind the scenes and research this Kubrick and this King guy for hours and hours and hours and never actually play? I think you know what that makes you.

Though, you never shined in the first place, did you?

cursedtosleep

I must admit, I'm as surprised about a "techno" version of "Little April Showers" as you are, but it sounds quite nice.

And it seems quite appropriate considering today's weather.

Current Mood: amused

heartofdragons

Took you long enough to bring me here!

Seriously, though... thank you for bringing me here, Miss Mun.

Even Kibago's happy to be here, right, Kibago? Kiba-kiba!

See? We're gonna have lots of fun together!

Ready to say hi? Kiba~!

HELLO, DREAMWIDTH~! KIBAGO-KIBAA~! I'm Iris and someday, I'm gonna be a Dragon Master! Just you wait! If you've got dreams in your name, then what could be a better place to go to achieve mine?

whocanhelpinthebigbadwolf

Mun,

Why do I need to be the lure? Yes, I know it's for 'my castmates,' but you forget that one of the one's you're fishing for is to deliberately make me FEEL AWKWARD.

You already know things are complicated with Climber. And you're not helping with the situations you keep putting us in. I am NOT a damsel in distress and at the rate you're going, Becca is going to assume I am.

....

No, I wouldn't reject a Kuraima. That's the difference between being in the game and out of the game. In the game, I'm not aware of your plotting, but Kuraima would still be someone I'd look out for. Or have him stalk me like Climber. Whichever.

It'd be nice if we had a few more san-smar-CAPABLE people though. Like Dood. Dood would be really nice, he's gotten out of that whole being dead thing a couple of times. Maybe we'll get somewhere with that. I'd feel sorry for Chimbley or Crowley though. You do have to die to get into our game, you know. Or any of the other people from those tournaments or the asylum.

But this was all a shameless fishing post ANYWAY, so it's not like my desires manner.

Whatever.

-Clarice.

pastrycop

Miss Mun.

Please don't make such hasty decisions. You have only glanced through this... "Let's Play" of the game. You don't have a firm grasp of what happens, and yet I am forced inside this dimension called "your head space"?

And what's this, putting your studying on hold while you go "testing voices" out? Miss Mun, while I hold no jurisdiction over your life, I suggest you readjust your priorities.

whips

Mundane - [Too bad mundane doesn't have a last name, or else she would call her by her full name.]

Whatever foolish ideas you have in mind for me, I ask that you dismiss them. Putting me in one of your 'games' against my consent will get you arrested for kidnapping, and I will be sure to prove your guilt in the court of law. No foolish fool would want such a consequence, and right now, I could have you arrested for intent to kidnap.

[Uh, lady, you exist inside my head. You can't arrest me or try me in the court of law!]

And I assure you that obfuscating insanity will not lessen your time in prison nor get you the acquittal you desire. Only a foolishly foolish fool would think such a thing.

candidblue

You want to send me where? Uh, no, I don't think so. The whole 'adventure' thing? Yeah, that isn't really my style. Leave traveling worlds or dimensions or whatever to Pan and everyone else. I would rather stay home where people actually know who I am, got it?

Which brings me to my next point--Dad? Trunks? And mom, too, if she ends up going there? They won't know anything about me, and unlike you, I don't think that sounds fun or hilarious. It sounds like a drag, actually.

So leave me alone and drag someone else there, alright? Because I'm staying out of it.

flewallover

You couldn't take me out of one nut house to put me in another for nothin'. This is a whole lot of bull shit, lady, you know that much. R. P. McMurphy doesn't exist solely for your entertainment. I don't have to take this degradation. So you took the time to register some name and dick around with pictures, so what?

I don't owe you a damn thing, and you better remember that.

mooninwelkin

Whoooa, Mun, hold up. You shouldn't just go jumping into things while you're still in the middle of the story, you know?

And the username kinda hurts my poor little heart. The other ideas you had might have been nicer. Yeah, I would've taken "allthebeerrations" over this one. Speaking of, you don't drink beer, huh? What will I ever do in your head space if there's no beer?

celloknight

To be honest, I was getting bored sleeping all day. [All life.]

I do not know how the world works here...ah, since I'm here, I wonder if I'm still affiliated with the Church...

There's so much to think about. --Nn? You say I might meet Sion again in this place?

...I would very much like that.

kalafina

I'm sure you're very excited to finally test out my voice, Miss Mun!

You've never exactly gotten the opportunity now, have you? You'll do just fine, so there's no need to be nervous. Take your time, and don't rush into things!

I'll wish you luck!

sabin_rene

Really, mun? You'd want a bear like me for a muse? I thought you would rather choose my brother, what with his charisma towards girls and all.

Don't get me wrong, he's a good person! If he stopped flirting.

skrullbucks

Your obsession with finding someone who plays my beloved is beginning to get frustrating. Karolina is safer on Earth, if what Billy and Tommy have said is true. This place is still too unpredictable, and it is bad enough Molly is here. They would all be safer at home I won't allow you to find a way to bring me Karolina.

... And your need to 'baww' as you say over this future you have planned is also beginning to become frustrating. You have many other responsibilities, do them! Complete the tasks that you have already been given before letting your mind wander.

Sometimes I think your attention span is worse than a hatchling's.

merelyasetback

I have no idea who Ace of Base is, and I can most certainly assure you that their music was never broadcast across Silvermoon City.

Honestly. Foolish humans.

I think we have issues.

Apr. 13th, 2012

Apr. 13th, 2012

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