vague pretentious bullshit to english translation: HEY I NEED A VOICE REFRESHER + MUSTANG RESERVED

[fingerbang]

Get on with it, then, if it's so important. I've no interest in waiting up for anyone, least of all you, and this hesitation is getting a little pathetic. That's not to mention the delay it means for me--did you think you were the only one with plans? I certainly hope not.

As for all those jokes, I'm afraid you're sadly mistaken. It's been three years, though I wouldn't be surprised if that much slipped your mind, and I know better than to make the same mistakes twice. [she totally doesn't.] If they come, it's them you should be worrying about. Or should I just say him? Either way, I have the advantage. You'd best remember that.

Yes, even if he's in a car. I'm afraid I'm not quite simple-minded enough to see the humor in this situation, girl.

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[incendere]

The advantage, huh? Despite the amount of time you've spent there, I doubt the situation could make that much of a difference.

[fingerbang]

[THAT EXTREMELY AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN]

And why is that? Perhaps you'd be kind enough to enlighten me, Colonel.

[incendere]

A soldier must be prepared for any situation that may be thrown at them. While the city may have different characteristics from the ones we're used to, it is still just a city. Not to mention the fact that alchemy still seems to work there. It'll certainly make it easier to get rid of a few nuisances.

[fingerbang]

I see I was right not to expect any compromise. You'll always be that kind of man, won't you?

[incendere]

After all that time we spent together, I'm shocked you would expect anything else.

[fingerbang]

You've kept me waiting for a terribly long time. After three years, it's only natural for a woman to begin to forget.

[incendere]

I'm flattered. I had no idea you were so eager to see me again. I'll be sure to make our reunion as memorable as the last time we met.

[fingerbang]

You're talking as big as ever. For your sake, you'd better not disappoint.

[incendere]

Come now. Who exactly do you think you're talking to?

[fingerbang]

At the moment? A man who doesn't realize quite how unlucky he is.

[incendere]

Is that so? If that's the case, then I suppose it's your turn to enlighten me.

[fingerbang]

Playing fair gets you nowhere, Colonel. Besides, I'd rather see the look on your face.