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[monkey_man]

Hey, hey mun wait a minute. How come Tony gets to {Wait, he needs to hit this real quick. Okay, now with smoke blown in your face listen here mun.}

How come Tony gets to go to sex island and I'm just stuck up here in your damn head. I mean the fuck, I know how to have sex, I like to have sex. I like pills too. Oh and fish, you don't have any pet fish do you?


Oh right, got a little off subject there didn't I, but c'mon on, I'm the guy who ends up with a hole in his balls and dead, least you can do is let me go somewhere and get laid before it all goes to shit.

Except, maybe not because I think Jal might give me a hole in my balls if I go and do all that now.

Fuck, what do you mean if she's around she can read this?

Jal, it was all the mun, they made me do it. I swear, I had nothing to do with this.

Comments

[fairyonacid]

Chis... I-- [She stops talking just to look at him.]

You wouldn't want to be there anyway.

[monkey_man]

Cassie! {He just grins like nothing in the world is wrong, till she just looks at him. Then his face goes into this kind of wondering expression.}

Why not, I mean come on, you got to shag just to stay alive, can't be all that bad.

[fairyonacid]

It's not a good place. [It was more lonely than anything.]

But wow, you're all... like here.

[monkey_man]

Well it's like, it's either me or Tony and he's got all the mental stuff yeah. So, I was thinking it's better off it's me.

{That just brightens him right up, even if it confuses him all at the same time.}

It's crazy huh? It's like this, I guess here I know all I die all that but, like to me, I just got that totally cool Monkey Man shirt and was thinking about you know Jal and the whole baby thing. So I'm not really a zombie or nothing.

I mean, I'm not gonna start trying to eat your brains or some shit {And Chris goes into a rather exaggerated imitation of a zombie moaning about brains as he kind of wobbles towards Cassie.}

[fairyonacid]

[She almost wants to cry. It's really him. It's really Chris and the sound that comes out is more of a laugh, a real laugh.]

Wow. I didn't think you were going to eat my brains, Chris. It's just... what happened. I remember it, it happened, and you're here.

[monkey_man]

{He is totally physced about that laugh but what she says and the look in her eyes has Christ stopping his antics.}

Oh whoa, hey Cas, it's like totally cool. I mean c'mon, I'm okay, look.

{Does a little dance, turning around and jazz fingers the whole nine.}

Fit as a fiddle, you know. Besides, like what you did, you were like there and that's just fucking awesome, cause if you know, you hadn't been I'd have been all alone and that would like totally been the worse.

[fairyonacid]

[She dips her head down, her top teeth jutting out of her lips just a little.]

I could never leave you alone. I only left after.

[daredtobelieve]

You've certainly got a way with words, don't you?

{Helen's expression is somewhere between amused and appalled.]

[monkey_man]

You bet your tits I do.

{He just puffs his smoke and grins.}

[daredtobelieve]

Charming. [You'll have to forgive her. She was raised in in the Victorian era, and while she is completely familiar with the modern world, she is not always prepared for the newer generations.]

I can tell you right now that arguing with them doesn't do you any good. The muns, I mean. Your efforts are much better spent elsewhere.

[monkey_man]

Why thank you. {Yes that is a mildly lewd up and down look, Chris kind of likes older women.}

So what am I supposed to do, just let Tony get all the action while I sit here and wank?

[daredtobelieve]

[She noticed that, and will be appraising you right back, but not in nearly the same manner.]

Haven't you got coursework? Something to busy yourself with while your mun decides if you're to be shipped off somewhere?

[monkey_man]

{Being all teachery just makes it hotter, see the goofy smile. He has bad thoughts, bad bad thoughts.}


Nah, I got kicked out of college, apparently they don't take too kindly to a few minor mistakes. {Minor Chris, glare shut up mun.}

Oh, wait he does got me a spliff or two, you want some, I don't mind sharing.

[reallywicked]

Did you say hole? In your balls? Way too much information.

[monkey_man]

S'what happens when they put a tube from your balls up into your brain.

{Holds out the spliff}

Want some?

[reallywicked]

[She stares at it for a moment, sneering slightly as she tries to imagine where this guy's been. But after a second, she shrugs and takes it from him. It's not her first hit, nor will it be her last.]

For most guys that's kind of a short journey.

[monkey_man]

{Chris laughs at first, till he realizes the joke is kind of on him and then he just takes a swig from his bottle.}

That's fucked up you know, I really did get a fucking tube shoved up into my brain, right.

[reallywicked]

Oh, I'm sorry- you must have confused me with someone with sympathy.

[monkey_man]

You're a bitch, I like it {Chris takes a drink, wipes his mouth on his sleeve and holds it out to her.}

I'm Chris

[fuckingwanker]

[ Well it's a little strange be seeing the dead again. Your just getting a rare wide eyed look from Tony.]

Chris.

[monkey_man]

{Chris will catch on to what's up with that look, eventually. He knows what happens but for right now Chris is just well Chris. So have a wide grin.}

Tony! Whoa, hey is something wrong you know, you look like you've seen a gho....

{Chris goes wide eyed now and immediately looks sorry, then offers a more abashed form of his normal grin.}

Yeah, wrong word huh? Guess you are kinda, sorry about that right. You know, checking out and shit.

[fuckingwanker]

Not exactly like you had a choice mate.

[ But have a friendly hug and a peck on the lips before he stepping back wit ha smile.]

It's good to see you. Could have used you the last few years. [ You know, like after he got hit by a fucking car.]

[monkey_man]

Right, I mean, that's fucking genetics for you.

{Aw Tony, Chris hugs back and just grins after the peck.}

You look good man, you doing okay, I mean like, with Uni and all that shit? How's Chelle, Sid? Maxxie? {He's talked to Cassie, or rather started being delinquents with Cassie already.}

Jal, I mean is she alright you know?

{Wait, Chris thought it was a bus, you got hit by a car. Wait, Tony said years, Chris needs a spliff...}

[fuckingwanker]

It fucking sucked. You should have seen what we had to try and get your coffin.

[ After his little make out session with Maxxie, he hardly cared what he did with Chris. A peck was a peck.]

Maxxie fucked off with some boy. They are very happy, last time I checked. Chelle...is fine. Sid went to New York to find Cassie.

...Jal is OK. [ And so is your kid. You know.]

I can not stop laughing at that icon thinking of that scene.

[monkey_man]

My coffin got stolen? Shit man who the hell would want to steal my coffin. Least you blokes got it back. I was still in one piece right?

{Chris has already forgotten the peck, not that he much cares either way, after all Chris just goes with the flow. Tony is his friend, s'all good. Okay, so maybe asking about everyone else was a lead in to asking about Jal. But Chris can not bring himself to ask about the baby, he had left her to deal with that alone (even if he did not want to) and last he knew, she did not want a baby right now.}

Hey, Tony, right, yeah, you know the {Shit, fuck. Finds the spliff and lights it, hell is he even ready to be a dad anyway? All these feels, Chris is getting a little antsy and his expressions and movements show it.}