dear_mun | Dec. 14th, 2012

Dec. 14th, 2012

Happy birthday, mundane. It looks like you'll be in high spirits, all day, doesn't it?

It doesn't matter that you don't have much to do at 17, but remember that it's only a number, and experience is what really sets you apart from the previous year. I'd say that this year's a big success, wouldn't you?

I hope to spend another year, and many more, with you.

- Luka.

halcyonsword

Maa... it wasn't so bad while it lasted, right?

Anyway, they'll be alright, I'm not really worried, and it'll be good to go home, haha.
Kind of a shame I didn't get to say goodbye to everyone though.

freshtodeath

Heyyy gurrrrrl! So like, I don't blame you... for wanting to have me as your muuuuse. I'M JUST SO. LUMPING. HOT RIGHT NOWAH. I mean, look at this smokin' bodday!
[Cue vigorous hip shaking and lip pouting.]

Mmmmm yeah, work it guuuurlll!

But seriouslay..like..Billeh, was totes checking me out the other day.. and then.

THEN.. he offered me, a piece- of cake. And I was all.. No- Billeh!... Can't you see... that I'm watching... this gorjuss figure? Like...seriouslayyy...!?

But...he wouldn't lumpin' leave me alone..so I was all..
LUMP OFF- BILLEHHHHHHHHAH! [Crazy arm flail.] You can't. Be. MY BOYFRIEND!

And then Brad shows up, because he obviously has emotional attachments to this..
[Gesturing to..well, who knows...]
And it was like, totally awkward. Because one time, I went to the movies with Brad, and we gazed into each others eyes all romanticlaaay...
....But I only did it to make Billeh jealous!!..
ARHHHHHHHHHHHH! Why doesn't one of them just love meh alreadayy...I'm like, the total packaaaage. [Pouting.]

therangerking

There are many tales of Dale and Laketown. You know Bard the Bowman well, but there is bravery in even the poorest farmers in the North, for they battle harsh winters without complaint, and they fight as hard as they could against any remnants of the armies of the Shadow. I have spent much of my life amongst them, and I recall their strength with admiration.

'Tis a true pity that the scholar who penned our tales did not see fit to tell their stories.

[ A pause, his head cocked to the side, and he chuckles softly. ]

Aye, those were once my words. There is little shame in the admission of my mistake. [ Pause, then lower: ] I know their valour well, for I have been schooled by the race of Men themselves.

itwasrhetorical

I certifiably do not need a job, kind miss.

I do not even know what passes for jobs in this bizarre town but I have gigantasauroun doubts that there are any openings for Good Witches here. Not even Fairy Godmothering roles are available I think.

If only Elphaba were here. She would know what I could do.

I think she would at least, she always was a difficult book to read.

Yours Forever and Now;
Glinda Arduenna Upland the Good.

P.S. I should even settle for Fiyero being here. I have a few choice words for him anyway!

onlygoodteacher

My, my. I wonder what you expected? Really, now, it all made sense, didn't it? All you had to do was put it together, dear.

immortalfire

*There's a dragon standing behind a desk, a pen held delicately between claws. The ground underneath it is partially sunken in.

*There's a paper on the desk.*

Mun. You have finally brought me into being, given me information as to my past, and life.
Now, set me loose upon more than what you already have. The child... the arrogant child is
not enough. Give me battles upon battles, will you not? Someone to test my mettle against!

I tire of peace!

Sweetly Yours,
Michi

*Don't mind the steam coming out of its back when it lets out a powerful roar.*

swordsmithing

...nonononononononono--! Stop! What are you doing?!

MUN, YOU WILL CLOSE THAT SITE RIGHT NOW. That's the LAST thing I want to be seeing--

WHY ARE YOU NOT CLOSING IT?!?!

No. Nononononononono, and again, no, you are NOT going to find Kirito and show him-- LISTEN TO ME ALREADY, YOU IDIOT!

[ whoops, and then this one spazzed forever. This mun regrets nothing. |D ]

lovesthetrashcan

This is the last time I'm letting you come up with any usernames.

Seriously, can't you drop that joke already!? There's nothing funny about it!

spacestations

Fascinating. All you do is type into the console and I do as you say...what powerful technology!

[He raises a hand to his chin in thought, fingers idly toying with the end of his goatee.]

Why, if I had access to such a device, think of the possibilities!

[His expression changes to th-] Hush.

[What?]

Will you cease that infernal narration!? It's giving me such a headache! I'm trying to scheme here...

Yes, soon the power of this "role-play" shall be in my grasp! Then the world! Ahahahahaha!

absurdlysimple

Anxious about your final submissions, eh?

You hang upon Holmes' words as well as I do, do you not? I do recall a certain line about bricks and clay. [Never mind that Holmes was talking about something completely different, but ok.] You mustn't expect perfection at the outset, my dear girl, I hope you understand. One must first build the foundations of a skill--and, before that, the muddiest, most basic foundations of these foundations.

[Watson pauses, before breaking into a chuckle.]

And, honestly, do you think my own publications went to the presses unscathed? Lord, the editors--like harpies, my dear. Writing is a struggle from the outset, and I'd wager that's true for all writing, genre aside.

barrelrider

So! There you have it! Thirteen dwarves, a wizard, and more sore feet than I think anyone ought to have in their lifetime.

[He seems to have forgotten his previous doubts about leaving home (for now).]

A fine Adventure indeed.

wheeloffire

Dear mun,

I am very glad the tale of my uncle's adventures has inspired you. Or, perhaps, was it your confessions from the day before? Either way, it is a reward in itself to see you taking a step towards something that you have wanted. I am sure that if you were as poor in quality as you seem to think that you are sometimes, then you would not have been accepted.

And who is to say those you find intimidating actually are? Perhaps, with a bit more interaction, and less avoidance, you will find them to be quite friendly. You know that this is a fact with one!

Now, then. Let me finish up my letter, so you can go introduce yourself.

iron_playgirl

Oh so you do remember me after all! You naughty girl. Ignoring me for so long. And for what? Videogames and Spy movies?

[there's a little derisive sniff as she pours some wine into a glass and takes a rather generous sip]

Well since you've got me here. I want to do some~~one~~thing fun. And not a soul in your headspace shall rest until I get what I want!

slaveoffreedom

Miss mun, are you sure that you'd really like to bring me to a game? I'd be happy to be with Alibaba, Aladdin, Hakuryuu and others surely. Still, I'd like to continue my jouney to my homeland. I've yet to reach my goal, so can't you give up on that idea?

[Morgiana pauses for a while. The casual expression on her face doesn't change at all, as she examines the mun's motions. Bowing down slightly, she concludes her small speech.]

I thank you for showing your interest.

change_tomorrow

Miss Mun. I know you've been having a grand time lately with all your side projects. But shouldn't you really be getting back to work? If you're so determined to recorn our story then you really ought to actually get to that. You've still got several pages backlogged and you know, if there is more story you might get more readers. I know you would probably like that.

And might I say; I am very concerned about what you've got planned for us. You...you worry me Miss Mun.

Current Location: Canonon is Emerald Blues

iorhael

Miss Mun,

The Big Folk's version of Bilbo's story was lovely, wasn't it? Exciting as well, and as a whole, everything one could wish for in a good Adventure! Yet...

I doubt I shall ever understand you! The moment I think I am starting to, you continue to surprise me.
( Cut for an extremely minor detail on The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, just in case )

jack_frost

Congratulations on finally bringing me into your game -- it was a lot of fun introducing that island school bunch to fun in the snow! It's also cool that the guy with the World Library in his head chose me rather than that Dragon God who thinks he's so beautiful.

Let's not lose the fun momentum by making me go to classes, though! Instead, how about everyone cuts class to go play in the snow some more? I'm sure we can find some excuse to pacify the adults.

ex_outcry557

There's nothing to regret. We'll see the both of them again someday, and then we'll enjoy a very good celebration. You can imagine it, can't you? Of course.

— Why don't you worry about vampires instead? [ ... ] Me? Hardly.

I'll just bite back.

madeofthis

We have a varying opinion of entertainment, dear.

We'll see what lies in store for you. After all, you can't remember the last nightmare you had, can you?

Let's fix that.

deceptivestone

[So. There is now +1 very unamused Steven with a super rod that his mun shoved in his hands. Hell if he knows what to actually do with it as he doesn't like fishing.]

I hardly think this is neccessary, mundane. While I'm not opposed to more 'AUMates' from Houen, I am opposed to the idea of Mikuri and Fuyō. The gods only know why you'd want them when obtaining a J, Yuuki and Mitsuru would be a better use of your time.

... No, I only plan on killing his pokemon again. I have little interest in battling a child like him again unless he presses the matter. I'd much rather face Mikuri and reclaim my title the man stole from me. Perhaps then J will stop laughing at me. [...sore loser much?]

((OOC: Wallace, Pheobe, Brendan and Wally in order of mention.))

databasings

Seriously? You're planning to take me from that point? Way to make me feel like a failure.

You're not done with the game yet, so I hope you rethink your decision. I'll be happy so long as Pachirisu's with me.

tsunamigel

[Do you see this glare, mun? This glare means he is not happy. At all.

Yes, he realizes you are. However, he was quite content doing nothing and going nowhere where no one could bother him.

... Stop thinking his anger is so amusing. Ggglllaaarrreeee.]

mushroomaddledmind

( Minor spoilers/potential for spoilers )

your_cher_ami

My, my, my~

How very kind of Madame to allow an old Organ, one as so talented and wonderful as I infact into your head space. Is it perhaps because you recently allowed someone else sharing a similar voice as mine up here hmm~?

[He chuckles lowly with an ever so amused coil of his metallic lips.] Yes, I must say I am indeed very grateful to be here.

Though permit me this one question...

WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO BRING ME HERE OF ALL TIMES AT CHRISTMAS?!

holyrabies

Wow, look at all these tiny pictures of me! You've been right this whole time, mun, I am adorable! Wow!

The castle is great, too! I mean, except for the nutcrackers making people kiss, but let's move on from that. I've only been there for about a month, and I've already made friends and helped people!

Now... I know you said it's a long-shot, but what about finding Johnny?

song_of_the_hero

..Um, wow another ship huh?

[Link rubbed the back of his head, looking a little unsure.]

Well, Fi, it can't be any worse than the Sandship right? .... Right?

georgeous

Finally.
This time the account looks a lot more appropriate as well. Choose carefully when you pick a new world for me.

Regarding that information however... I understand that it's exciting. I pride myself on being an interesting person, at least. But your screams are becoming a little bothersome.
Of course I am this tall. I'm not sure why people ever supposed I wore high heels to make myself taller. It's completely unnecessary.

Well then.
I'm awaiting decisions.

pride_in_art

Praetor!

I appreciate this paid account you've bestowed upon me, as all should see my true splendor. Now if only you would show such dedication into placing me in a game worthy of my presence.

elvenking

You wanted Thorin on the Tranquility, and believed one might come of this film.

( SPOILERS! )

restores_origin

So, you're seriously considering sending me somewhere so I can get out and see the world huh? I'm glad to hear it. I was wondering if it was only going to be Sirus who got to go. But he really needed it more than I do so I'm kind of glad that was your choice.

Anyway, this place sounds pretty amazing, and the place we start in sounds a lot like Palm Brinks actually. I'll be interested to see what happens if you send me. This to photograph for invention ideas and new people and places.

Oh but, do you think I'll be able to take the Ridepod along? I don't think Cedric would like it if I left Steve behind to go adventuring.

ectoblind

It's very sweet of you to type this out for me, but really, I can just speak it on my app, it could save you the trouble of doing things for me.

And I am flattered you made this journal for me rather than any other fanon muses you may have in your head. Will Mr. Fenton be out here in this community? Wow, this will be interesting.

thelightest_feet

Didn't you see her? My most beautiful Effie... You saw her, didn't you? Yes, you couldn't possibly look anywhere else! Then, how can you be so critical? How can you be so very cold?! You mustn't be so harsh on any one world in which she lives. I won't allow it. I won't allow anything but the prettiest of praise to fall on her shoulders. So, I urge you, mun - be softer.

Be soft like the newly budded catkins.

notbloodylikely

Woah, woah, woah... Come on, you know I love an adventure. But kind of a pointless endeavour, you know why.

How about instead we stick to this lovely limbo you got my floating around in? I'm enjoying it. Violence, bad language and sex. A real post watershed lifestyle, suits me just fine.

...And besides, some of the stuff you're writing on that application are just mean.

hypotension

( before kiyoha speaks, she takes a long smoke from her pipe and exhales gently through her mouth. then she smirks a bit. )

Oi...I have a very clever mun.

( kiyoha tilts her head a bit and then laughs. )

Is this your way of helping me leave that place? By taking me to game where I'm forced to do the same work, practically?

The cherry blossoms haven't even bloomed yet.

onebadapple

My goodness! It's wonderful to see so many dwarfs about! I hope they all have a wonderful time! And we'll need to see the movie soon, I'm very interested in what a "Hobbit" is!

Current Mood: excited

peacockeyed

I don't understand.

You shouldn't want to have anything to do with me, so leave me alone.

salvagedsoul

So you're putting me in a game?

Well. Don't ask me if I care. Whatever extra time I get to spend with him is a gift. And it might be interesting to meet the Second.

...neither of them are going to be very happy with me, though.

wontkissfrogs

Honey, if you think lil' ole' me can help with the... generously sized problem in your headspace currently... Well you gotta another think comin'.

Really, I ain't here t'help with no love connection; dealin' with Naveen was enough for several life times. Thank you very much.

Honestly, it's about time I got back in to th'kitchen and stopped dealin' with silly children.

dwarvling

My Lady!

Ah, it is good to finally get your attention! Look not at that magic land you call Tumblr. We both know how odd it is for me to be called attractive, I've never been called such by my kin. It was always Fili or Bofur, ah and Dori. The women of the blue mountain did love Dori. But if they insist on me...

I might as well enjoy it, with some of that old toby of Bilbo's.

Be well my lady, and don't be discouraged! I've been here in this mind of yours for long enough, but I can wait some more I suppose.

~ Kili, son of Dis

oakenshield

You're quick to state that you and I are much alike.

However, you're also quick to state my flaws rather than my strengths. You nothing more than critic who sits high upon a self-made pedestal! You and I are nothing alike for I strive and endure for the sake of my people! How dare you deem me as "brash" and "arrogant" when such flaws best suit yourself!

( Maybe some minor spoilers in comments and such. )

overtly_covert

Mundane,

We simply must talk. I have serious concerns about the fact that you seem to have completely gone 'round the bend. The mere thought of you attempting to "play" me in one of your games is so absurd it would make me laugh if I weren't so concerned for your mental well being. There is clearly something very wrong with your brain if you think that you had either the time or the mental capacity to come anywhere near presenting even a close facsimile to my person.

In any event it's simply out of the question. I have far too much work to do to go gallivanting about on the whim of a woman. If I wanted that I could have simply resigned myself to the miserably dim so-called institution of marriage.

We will speak no more of this matter. I consider it closed never to be reopened by you or any other person.

Definitively,

Sherlock Holmes

agent_widow

Just

What are you doing?

Do you even know? I know you think you do. But I have serious doubts that you really have any idea.

[there's an exasparated sigh]

Fine. You do what you need to do then and get this thing underway.

angryblankflank

You need to take me back to Ponyville. Now. I will not tolerate misconduct on your part to taking me away from ponies that NEED to know the truth. The ultimate truth.

And what does it matter if I am not of this..."grim dark" universe in which you speak of? The truth is the truth no matter how you pronounce it.

rescuer

You know better than anyone that I'm going to see her again. After all, you're the one who's making it happen. No need to be so sad.

[ ... ]

Thank you, by the way. For giving me this chance.

sparklingsea

Hm? Ooh, yes, it's very pretty! I haven't seen much of the sea except the Wounded Coast, with Hawke, but it does sparkle when the sun goes down! I'm not sure my parents even knew that was the meaning of my name, though, it probably means something different to the People.

What's wrong with your keyboard? Why doesn't that key work as well as the others? Is it sick? Can we heal it? It doesn't look alive, no, but not everything does that is, and I haven't seen anything like it before. Does it do any magic?

Oh no. I haven't said something wrong, have I? Oh, good.

sweetestsong

Hey, if you think you can take me on, give it your best shot. Far be it from me to question your abilities, Oh Wise One.

[Mun is pretty sure she's being mocked.]

Who, me? Whatever gives you that idea? I'd never mock a lady.

angstyporcupine

The name is not nearly as amusing as you seem to think it to be.

I do not brood. [Pause.] Not deliberately.

Where is Hawke? I'm sure there's something more important for us to be doing.

heros_shadow

No.

Current Mood: annoyed

bringsthefrost

Okay okay let's get a few things straight here.

One, North isn't my dad. I know you and a lot of other people would feel inclined to disagree but that's so not how it is. We're just...it's a winter-Christmas thing, yeah?

Two, I am not wearing a kilt to impress Merida's mother and the clan leaders.

[Exasperated sigh.]

We aren't like that.

[He is so done with his mun.]

tossme

( Spoilers. Spoilers everywhere. And a grumpy dwarf. )

wildfired

I'm just as surprised as you are how there are these avatars of me. Yeah, you say icons, I say avatar because that's what we used to call them way back when.

[He leans back] I'm not particularly...sure what you want to do with me especially given the circumstances.

[He's being so kind. So so kind.]

To be honest...I made my choice. I don't know if I can be any help to anyone beyond that. I'm sorry to all concerned but...

[He laughs out loud then] They need a doctor? I'm not a doctor. I'm a lab rat. If Vi were still around she'd tell you that means antisocial failure.

...Yeah. I miss Vi too.

doul

If I must leave Bas-Lag, at least you've deigned to send me to another ship. Still, it will be odd to be among so many humans.

rocknrollrefugee

Well about damn time you started paying some real attention to me over here.

Seriously.

Don't even give me that look, you know the kinds of shit we'll stir up. It could be fun.

Alright, it could be a complete effin' disaster, but who's counting, right?

phenomenalcosmicpowers

...look, kid, mun, whatever you want me to call you... Relax. You're no Robin Williams, but you know what? Neither am I. Robin and I are two separate people- he's just my voice, that's all. One of them. You know me, I do impressions. So does he. He does a pretty good me, but so did Homer Simpson. Yeah, it wasn't greatly written, but I was consistent. And you are keeping me semi-phenomenal and nearly-cosmic, so just something to think about.

Seriously though, if you could please...
[Here he seems to transition, there goes the teddy bear, comes the bottled up irritation]

Make up your MIND! I'm patient. I can understand trepidation about god-mod politicking and filling the shoes of a legendary comedian and one of the mods maybe doesn't like you, but I've been rattling around here in the back of your head for two years. If you're not gonna app me, write a fic, do something before I get a little stir crazy and place myself into that big crossover you're writing, because I gotta do something, kid. Man's gotta eat, fish gotta swim, Genie's gotta have a little fun someplace.

dispossessed

More than an Age passes between my tale and the one you have just viewed in part, yet your mind turns to Beleriand, not to Erebor. Are you truly so attached to the Noldor that even the barest mention of Gondolin can rekindle your interest in the First Age? That is more than a little worrying, lady. Those times were kind to few, me and mine least of all.

cruciverbalist

12 days. 10H. 10M.
Closet. Cold sweat.
Itchy arms. Dragons.
The answer is no.

bass_slayer

You just couldn't stay away, couldje?

[Wink.]

tiriel

Happy are you? [ Elrond takes great amusement in the amount of excitement his mun produced upon her arrival at the theater, and in her chair during the movie. ] Well good.

Perhaps it will give you the proper push to finish what you've started, if you still have the guts to see it finished.

You seem far less worried than you did; perhaps you will succeed yet. It would no doubt be a wonderful thing to see done.

benscrewsup

( Read more... )

feralis

( Spoilers for the midseason finale )

I think we have issues.

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