Guuurl!

[freshtodeath]

Heyyy gurrrrrl! So like, I don't blame you... for wanting to have me as your muuuuse. I'M JUST SO. LUMPING. HOT RIGHT NOWAH. I mean, look at this smokin' bodday!
[Cue vigorous hip shaking and lip pouting.]

Mmmmm yeah, work it guuuurlll!

But seriouslay..like..Billeh, was totes checking me out the other day.. and then.

THEN.. he offered me, a piece- of cake. And I was all.. No- Billeh!... Can't you see... that I'm watching... this gorjuss figure? Like...seriouslayyy...!?

But...he wouldn't lumpin' leave me alone..so I was all..
LUMP OFF- BILLEHHHHHHHHAH! [Crazy arm flail.] You can't. Be. MY BOYFRIEND!

And then Brad shows up, because he obviously has emotional attachments to this..
[Gesturing to..well, who knows...]
And it was like, totally awkward. Because one time, I went to the movies with Brad, and we gazed into each others eyes all romanticlaaay...
....But I only did it to make Billeh jealous!!..
ARHHHHHHHHHHHH! Why doesn't one of them just love meh alreadayy...I'm like, the total packaaaage. [Pouting.]

Comments

[anotherchopsuey]

[raising his eyebrows]

I have no idea what drugs you take but you better limit it.

[freshtodeath]

[She squints her eyes. Was that..an insult?]

WHAT-EVARR... you're just jealous of how lumpin' awesome I am.

[anotherchopsuey]

[Hey, who said he always has to be nice]

Your definition of awesome is a little off base.

[wizardeyes]

...ok who let you out of the dungeon again.

[freshtodeath]

[Ohh, not HIM. Of all of the kings and princes in Ooo...]

Nuh Uhhhh- Ice King, I was not anywhere near the ice kingdom.

[She squints, and then whispers to herself.]

I can totally do way- bettar...

Omg I still can't believe you actually posted this it's perfect

[humanhero]

Uhh....LSP- everythin' ok? ...You seem kinda....upset 'bout somethin'.

[Upset is a bit of an understatement Finn. Don't get involved! You're not one to help anyone out with relationship problems in the first place.]

Haha, thanks! :)

[freshtodeath]

NO, Finn.

[A lengthy groan as she gestures, madly flapping her arms about.]

Can't you see that I'm in the middle of a love triangal...between Billeh and Brad!? They're both falling in and out of love with meh... and neither one of them will put a ring on it!

[The pout grows more and more exaggerated as she holds out her ring finger, then proceeds to put her hands on her.."hips" with a sharp, dissatisfied sigh.]

[650nmivore]

So go out with both of them.

[freshtodeath]

Oh. My Glob.

[Her eyes widen considerably as she pauses for a second, taking this in.]

Marceline. You're a lumpin' genius, gurrrl!

[She gasps suddenly, raising a hand to cover her mouth.]

...But wait. What if one of them finds out? Oh, Glob... Then neither of them will want meh!

[The most dramatic expression of horror possible, is now visible on her face.]

[650nmivore]

[she leans back in midair, hands behind her head]

Yeah, probably not. I doubt you could pull it off.

[freshtodeath]

[She crosses her arms, mouth agape...obviously offended by this.]

I'll show you! They're both gonna love me! You'll see, Marceline.

[She speaks matter-of-factly, crossing her arms and closing her eyes.]

Besides. What do you know. I don't see you with a boyfriend.

On the other hand...Neither one of them can resist these lumps.

[She continues to strut around in a rediculous manner.]

[650nmivore]

I don't need a boyfriend.

[not after that particular fiasco]

[notsogrimreaper]

U-Um... y-yeah, you're definitely a package!

[Must help girl thing with confidence, but also ewwww, this is not a girl.]

[freshtodeath]

[Wrong move sir! She eyes him seductively, putting her hand on her hip and wobbling back and forth awkwardly.]

No man can resist this bodday!

[notsogrimreaper]

Well, um, I wouldn't say no man... but I'm sure there's lots of guys that would like an... interesting girl like you!