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Now don't be afraid, mundane! Branching out to new territory is what spurs growth! [Her voice goes a bit warm, a bit syrupy--] And it's very, very brave of you.

[Was the second 'very' really necessary?]

I'm sure you'll fit right in to the routine after a little earnest practice. I'm sure there are other citizens of Candy Kingdom and the greater Ooo on the whole wandering around.

Who knows? With luck maybe we'll find Lady! Or Peppermint Butler! Just keep chugging, mundane! Toot-toot!
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[personal profile] undustable
[ The Moon smiles and raises a tiny hand in a wave. ]

Death comes for the pigs. It has been foretold.
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[personal profile] bonni
So I get one little stint as a vampire hunter and you want to throw me in a full game again?

I mean, sure, things have changed since the last time. I can see why that'd make you reconsider.

....Look, I'll be level with you. Last time around wasn't so bad. It was actually pretty fun. And the way things are in Ooo, I might enjoy it this time around, too. It's even in space again. I'm already an old hand with that.

But, just so you know. If I did turn one of the spaceships into a robot, I wouldn't call it a Transformer. That's trademarked. We'll go with Spacefaring-Plane-Adapting-to-Giant-Humanoid Engineered-for-Transformation Traveling Invention.

Or SPAGHETTI for short.

[ Wow. ]

I know. I impress myself sometimes.

[ Moving on- ] I'm hoping some of my friends will come along. Think you can manage that?
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I knew you couldn't resist my lumps.

You were all like, I NEED those lumps.

BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM! THEY'RE MY LUMPS!
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Man, you're gettin' me down, mun. Yeah, I'm the Vampire Queen, but you really think that game sounds like a fun place to put me? Fffft. Jerk.

Guess someone has to liven up that place, it sounds crazy boring, but... You've got plenty of others, right? Send one of them or something! I got junk to take care of in Ooo. I've been trying to put down roots for a change, remember? [Besides, better the inner monster you already know...]

Leave me out of it.
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A 'horror game'? Dude, have you seen some of the stuff Marshall turns into? Besides, you know I'm not afraid of junk.

Well, not monsters and stuff anyway.

[We don't freakin' talk about the ocean okay?]

But hey, if that's what you wanna do, then let's go. Bet they could use a hero or two in there anyway!





((ooc: crossposted to dear_player))
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[personal profile] myfries
What, you thought that this was news?

Come on, we're both women of a certain age. It was bound to happen eventually. Don't give me that look. Sometimes it's not all bad when people break up, and when you basically live forever, you get time to reconcile differences. Sometimes people drift apart, you know? Sometimes people have kingdoms to run, sometimes people have wanderlust to satisfy.

But you know the cool thing about drifting apart? That the tide that pulls you apart can sometimes bring you back together.
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[personal profile] realest
Alright, you've got the will, so let's make the way! Don't over-think it dude, that just makes crud harder.

Just do the dang thing. Trust me, it'll work out.
Now. How 'bout some ice cream?



(( crossposted to dear_player ))
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[personal profile] lifedidntgivemelemons
It's nice and all that you want to bring me into a game, but I really don't have time to be fooling around so much.

[ I'm pretty sure the last episode I saw you in you were hanging out with a bear in the woods dancing, PB. ]

I just happened happened to have a short break off from my incredibly important experiments on the introduction of nightshade and Vitis vinifera emulsion and semolina.

[ Wait, that's just spaghetti and tomato sauce! ]

Either way, my job is very important to the future of the Candy Kingdom I can't be leaving all "willy nilly".

[ Marceline might be there. ]

Well...I suppose I could go and keep her company, and make sure she's not causing trouble for others..
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[personal profile] conflagrare
You are... dumb.

[He means a great deal more complex words- 'absurd', maybe 'ridiculous'- but considering his ability to speak anything but Cat isn't the best, he'll make do with what he can.]

Bad idea. Really bad.

[But he seems, for the most part, somewhat amused. Although...]

...others?

[Right. Others. Here's hoping someone speaks Cat, because otherwise actual conversation will be difficult.]
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[personal profile] icebutnice
[There's just... stunned silence from Simon at the moment.

What can he even say? He looks left, then right for nothing in particular, his hand rests subconsciously on his crown.
]

...I don't believe it. I just...

[A shake of the head. Something like this finally happening...]

G-give me a moment, okay? All of this is really....

[He doesn't finish, simply choosing to sit down and rest his head on his hand. There were a million things he could say at the moment, but none of them could say how exactly he felt at the moment.]
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I-I'm sorry, you're thinking of putting me where?

[Simon looks... anxious. Almost fearful but not quite. There was still time to talk the mundane out of this.]

Well... I mean, you haven't really done anything with me in how long? Maybe it'd be best if it just stayed that way. Besides, I'm old as fungus, not like someone like me would last very long there.

...Oh, that's the point, isn't it?
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[personal profile] lumpingglob
SERIOUSLY?!

Like you totally drag me out of my sleep to tell me that you're going to be dragging me somewhere else looking like this????

Look at this lumping garbage like-- oh my glob if Brad saw me now, he would like totally run away like a-sap --I look totally unlumpy! It's all smooth, everything!

I'm gonna get in trouble like, when I go home! I'm gonna tell on you when my dad finds out. My dad is gonna be sooooooo mad. This is like the worst day of my entire life, oh my glob.
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[personal profile] smartie
[ So how about that new episode. ]

I don't expect Finn or Jake to understand it. That's, like, you know... It's stuff that I just have to do sometimes. No one else can do it. I'm sure Finn will understand some day.

[ And if he doesn't, well, that's just how it is. ]

Anyway, you should really think carefully about this junk before you send me to some brand new place. The last game was... okay, [ There is serious sarcasm in her voice here. ] but the least you could do this time is send me somewhere where I won't be totally alone.
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[personal profile] smelltheredinside
Seriously?! You try to eat your friends one time, and this is what happens? [She throws her hands up in frustration] It wasn't even on purpose!

Yes, you should have kept the other one.
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[personal profile] humangirl
Heeeey, mun. I'm always up for a new adventure and all, but I get this feeling that we need to have a talk before this one.

First off: I want to actually do stuff. A lot of your muses just sit around all day. I already tried that, remember? It was a fiasco. Second: how am I supposed to have awesome adventures if Cake isn't here? Third: I also need some more icons.

Okay, I guess that's all. For now. As long as you're sure the Ice Queen isn't stirring up any trouble right now....
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[personal profile] icebutnice
Well then... that certainly seems like a place I don't want to be...

[Simon sighs.]

You're going to have to promise me that I don't lose the crown. You know what will happen if it ends up in the wrong hands.

... I'll wait for an reply. I'm patient.
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[personal profile] lumpin
[A purple, lumpy... thing is hovering a few feet above the ground, with arms crossed and an unimpressed expression.]

So what do you really think you can just, like, pick me up and decide to do something with me or whatever? There's, like, an application process or something. Or there should be. I should totally make one of those, because only cool people are allowed to play me. And, like, you might be a cool person, but you might be a total lame-o, and I don't know which yet. You should totally find one of those so you can fill it out. Or maybe you could write one, and I can see if it's cool enough to play me.

What?

Look, I've been busy, okay? Why is it suddenly my job to take care of every lumping thing around here? Glob, just get off my back, mun! Whatever! Lump off or I'll just find someone else's head to live in. We totally both know that you're not the only one who wants to get in on these lumps and so I totally think you should be nicer to me.
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[personal profile] humanhero
'Was wonderin' when you'd brush off the old cobwebbers and let me do my hero-thing again, mun! Gotta say, it feels nice to be back.

...And uh....I know you're still upset with me about....what happened with me and FP. Which is cool, I get it. I messed up hardcore. ...But....I'll fix it somehow. I mean she's got the entire Fire Kingdom to run now, so it's gonna be pretty hard...but at least I know she's not upset with me anymore.

I just gotta tell the truth! Then maybe she'll wanna go out with me again..

But uh....'bout um.....that city. .....

I'm not goin' back, am I?

[...]

You just....better make sure I get to still see my friends from there, yeah?

I'll kick your butt if you don't.
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[personal profile] icebutnice
W-well, I have to admit that that statement isn't completely wrong. It's still sorta insulting though.

But I guess you have a point. I'm as lost as a blank map for maths sake. And you've sort of been having trouble with me, I've noticed.

I guess we could try to find somewhere to explore. Maybe find Marceline, or possibly friends of that Finn boy.