The Hobbit: An Unexpected Movie

[oakenshield]

You're quick to state that you and I are much alike.

However, you're also quick to state my flaws rather than my strengths. You nothing more than critic who sits high upon a self-made pedestal! You and I are nothing alike for I strive and endure for the sake of my people! How dare you deem me as "brash" and "arrogant" when such flaws best suit yourself!



[ He growls deeply, almost too angry for words. ]

You've crossed me for last time. Save your sympathy for those wretched elves! They shall need it more than I once the mountain has been reclaimed. I need not you or others state my flaws like proud banners! If you truly cared for Erebor's people, then you wouldn't humiliate me so earnestly.

[ At last he finally calms down long enough for his mun to get a word in. ]

...Then why are you so eager to take my role if you disagree with me so? I do not understand you! I do realize that what I said about Master Baggins was quite uncalled for and wrong, but---

[ The King Under the Mountain groans in despair. Honestly, he hates dealing with this fool girl. ]

Away with ye! You'll have me hollering in tongues if you keep berating me.

Comments

[ladyofrivendell]

How hard it is to get along with ones mundane, isn't it? Obviously your mundane holds you in high regard though, and has a deep fondness for you. Else she'd not have ever made an account for you.

[oakenshield]

[ Despite speaking with this Elven Lady once before, Thorin cannot help but glower at her for a moment. ] Now you sound exactly like this harpy beside me.

[ladyofrivendell]

[It's not very effective!]

And I apologize for that but can you deny it honestly?

[ringbearer]

[ what an angry dwarf. frodo has never met one like this, and he's seen gimli in a tirade. still, he speaks of erebor. there's a pause, a wary glance ]

Do you speak of Bilbo Baggins?

[oakenshield]

[ It's at times like this that Thorin's wrath mirrors that of Smaug himself. However, the appearance of this young hobbit has quelled his anger somewhat. ]

Indeed, I do. However, I speak of Master Baggins with utmost reverence.

[ringbearer]

[ he knows living and dead linger here, and it's not hard to connect who this might be. he's heard bilbo describing his tempers in his tales many times before. ]

Then you know my Uncle. You are..Thorin Oakenshield, aren't you?
[ better not saying anything more then. ]

[theburglar]

[Bilbo frowns as he remembers Thorin's harsh words...]

You only said what was on your mind, Thorin. Everyone is guilty of this...

[oakenshield]

[ His rage quells at the sight of that frown. ]

Nay, stay your words. I had no right to accuse you of leaving us when you've more than proven yourself to us.

[theburglar]

I am glad that you feel that way. [He smiles a little.] Perhaps I'll continue to prove my worth. I'm not a warrior, but...I'll do my best.

[dwarvling]

[Calming down uncle Thorin is Fili's thing, not his, so Kili will get just become impassioned by the rhetoric.]

You are the rightful King Under the Mountain, she shouldn't dare speak to you in such a way! If my mundane did so....

[Well his mun doesn't, so the point is null and void.]

[oakenshield]

[ Clearly this is why we need Fili around. Clearly. At this rate, these two are going to entice a war here on Dear-Mun. ]

None of them have a right to look their noses down upon us! I would dare your mundane to even try lest they wish to part with their tongue.

[barrelrider]

[Seeing Thorin using the full force of his bristling beard and bushy eyebrows is far more impressive than Bilbo wants to admit - you think he would be used to seeing this sort of thing by now, with the company he keeps these days!]

I presume the mun is disagreeing with you. Again.

[The key word is "again". That and Thorin seems to disagree with most people - Bilbo had never met anyone this stubborn until he met Thorin!]

[oakenshield]

[ It's always an impressive sight to behold, especially since this dwarf gets down right irate. ]

Again? Ah, yes. I briefly recall that incident.

[ He grumbles in disdain. ]

This one here still clamors on about me being less than perfect.

[burrahobbit]

It's alright. I would've doubted me, too.

[oakenshield]

[ A tired smile appears upon Thorin's face. Quite an unsettling look since Thorin has a habit of scowling. ]

You're far too hard upon yourself, Bilbo.

[thegrey]

[A fight between a mundane and Thorin Oakenshield is definitely something to behold.

Only because Thorin would be on the losing side each time.

Oh, dwarves.]

You are both bound to each other, now. I am sure it is not all bad.

[oakenshield]

[ Taking bets already, Gandalf? His scowl deepens even further. ]

'Tis bad enough, I say!

[mjolnired]

Perhaps she means not humiliation.

[oakenshield]

[ He merely glares at this tall human with a look of utter disdain. ] Is that so? And what do you know of these muns and their antics, I wonder.

This one here is always quick to announce my faults.

Haven't seen it yet so I'm skipping the second part

[onebadapple]

Thorin... I don't think you arrogant but I think it's a bit unfair to insult someone else when you're angry.

<3 No spoilers, I swear!

[oakenshield]

[ His temper may have flared easily, but it takes it while for it to leave him. ]

I'm insulting her while she insults me!

[maidenidrial]

[Oh look, another Elf though this one is quite young. I bet you're glad to see her, Thorin! She is looking at you with a small smile on her lips, simply listening to your words.]

It seems you and your Mun is only trying to do the best for you. After all, she is the one who brought you out here after all. I assure you, though this place is quite different to what we are used to it is not all bad.

[oakenshield]

[ Another damned elf!? What is wrong with this realm? Too many elves! ]

Not all bad, you claim? Then what do you deem as bad, my lady?

[bluehood]

Is this mun of yours really so disagreeable? Perhaps each of you overestimates the other's flaws.

[oakenshield]

[ THANK GOD, A FILI! Thorin glances over at his nephew with a frown. ]

Have you ever seen anyone drive me to near madness like this foul specter of a woman? I would think not.

Quite disagreeable this one here is. [ Grumble, grumble...] You should deem yourself lucky not to be cursed by her presence.