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dear_mun2012-12-14 08:01 pm
overtly_covert) wrote in dear_mun2012-12-14 08:01 pm
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Mundane,
We simply must talk. I have serious concerns about the fact that you seem to have completely gone 'round the bend. The mere thought of you attempting to "play" me in one of your games is so absurd it would make me laugh if I weren't so concerned for your mental well being. There is clearly something very wrong with your brain if you think that you had either the time or the mental capacity to come anywhere near presenting even a close facsimile to my person.
In any event it's simply out of the question. I have far too much work to do to go gallivanting about on the whim of a woman. If I wanted that I could have simply resigned myself to the miserably dim so-called institution of marriage.
We will speak no more of this matter. I consider it closed never to be reopened by you or any other person.
Definitively,
Sherlock Holmes
We simply must talk. I have serious concerns about the fact that you seem to have completely gone 'round the bend. The mere thought of you attempting to "play" me in one of your games is so absurd it would make me laugh if I weren't so concerned for your mental well being. There is clearly something very wrong with your brain if you think that you had either the time or the mental capacity to come anywhere near presenting even a close facsimile to my person.
In any event it's simply out of the question. I have far too much work to do to go gallivanting about on the whim of a woman. If I wanted that I could have simply resigned myself to the miserably dim so-called institution of marriage.
We will speak no more of this matter. I consider it closed never to be reopened by you or any other person.
Definitively,
Sherlock Holmes