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[lovesthetrashcan]

This is the last time I'm letting you come up with any usernames.

Seriously, can't you drop that joke already!? There's nothing funny about it!

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[pitiedthefool]

At least it isn't of the talking variety.

[Do you know how hard it is not to laugh and keep a straight face, partner? Seriously. It's aaaaaall he can do to poker face (not).]

[lovesthetrashcan]

Oh, don't even get me started on that one, partner...

[Ever since your mun showed his mun that thread, he has had nothing to do but laugh at his plights! orz]

[pitiedthefool]

Oh? [Hey, it was a fun thread! :)

It makes him wonder, though... Where do you hide that nurse porn?]

[analyzing]

Trust them to keep harping on something till it's tired. [sigh]

But...you haven't been riding into more trash cans have you, Yosuke-senpai?

[lovesthetrashcan]

[...Oh, it's Risette. Quick, put on your best face, self!] I'm pretty sure the last thing I remember is standing at the train station while Yu, Souji, whatever you wanna call him, was riding off into the sunset on that train going home.

So no, I haven't.

[analyzing]

[nod]

Then a silly username like that shouldn't be a problem. It's better if you don't let them get to you like that...once they get used to it, they just come up with worse things.

[immortalfire]

...

But trash cans are smelly....

*Yes, thank you Michi. She'll also be side-eyeing her mun because said mun looked upthread and is giggling about potentially offering her "nurse" girl muse. Ugh. This is what she gets for being born in a pervert's head.

*Oh yeah, and don't mind the fact that her armor makes the ground crack beneath her feet and there are a pair of hollow horns sticking out of her back, emitting water vapor every so often.*

[lovesthetrashcan]

Not to mention full of, you know, trash.

Which is the point I'm trying to make to my mun, but it looks like he's got his ears plugged.

[Lalalalala, not listeniiiiiiiiiiiing~]

By the way, what was that thudding sound just now? Was that you?

[immortalfire]

*Michi just points to her feet, where the giant cracks are.*

Yes. It seems the floor can't withstand a few tons of weight.

*As if that's novel to her. Which is kinda is.*

I don't think it'll collapse. It would be sad if I fell.

*She nudges a claw-shaped boot against the ground, thick, reptilian tail shifting a bit to aid her balance.*

[thefoglies]

But it suits you so well.

[...goddess humor. Gotta love it.]

[lovesthetrashcan]

[DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.]

No, no, it doesn't.

[thefoglies]

Really? I seem to recall a certain event that began your acquaintance with my hope representative...

1/3

[escapedthecage]

...

[escapedthecage]

[Wait for it, wait for it...]

[escapedthecage]

Pft. Hahahahahaha!

[Yeah, she's gone.]

[lovesthetrashcan]

Oh, come on, not you too...

[It's bad enough that the Yukiko in his mun's headspace is laughing at this crummy joke...]

[honorofkings]

Is... there something wrong with loving trash cans?

[ She's not quick to judge since everyone has their differences and all that, so here - have a paladin trying to understand where he's coming from. ]

[lovesthetrashcan]

There is a lot wrong with loving them.

[THEY RUINED HIS LIFE, DAMNIT. D8]

[honorofkings]

Do you mind telling me your reasons? I'm sorry if it seems like I'm prying, I'm trying to understand where you're coming from.

[bearsonas]

Why? What's wrong with jokes? Jokes just make life more bearable!

[lovesthetrashcan]

Not if they're at your expense, or mine!

I thought we went over this, Ted!

[bearsonas]

I've never heard this before in my life!

[Wibbleface. YOSUKE WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT HIM HE WAS JUST SAYING IT'S NOT HIS FAULT IF YOU LIKE TRASHCANS.

But.]

We might have. One or twice. Half a dozen times. Maybe more. I lost count.

[notsogrimreaper]

Hm? You love a trash can? I mean, I won't judge, but you're good-looking, I'm sure you could do better!

[lovesthetrashcan]

You. Are. Kidding me. Right? Trash cans ruined my life! Ruined it! They didn't make it any better!

[notsogrimreaper]

How'd they ruin it? They're pretty normal, if you don't go digging in them or anything.