my head space is a mess. tia is the only one who can make sense

[wontkissfrogs]

Honey, if you think lil' ole' me can help with the... generously sized problem in your headspace currently... Well you gotta another think comin'.

Really, I ain't here t'help with no love connection; dealin' with Naveen was enough for several life times. Thank you very much.

Honestly, it's about time I got back in to th'kitchen and stopped dealin' with silly children.

Comments

[okay_agame]

"Generously sized problem?"

[wontkissfrogs]

Yes. And I would reckon you are currently one of 'em.

[SWEET. SOUTHERN. HOSPITALITY.]

[okay_agame]

Wait, what? How?

[wontkissfrogs]

Where wouldja like me t'begin. At th'beginning? Or more abouts th'end?

[okay_agame]

...Whatever gets the part where it's my fault across.

[onebadapple]

Oh now Tia, that is a little harsh! I'm sure the mess can't be that bad.

[wontkissfrogs]

Then you haven't seen two kids messin' around with each other's feelings before. I'd say it's a downright travesty in here.

[She's.... slightly exaggerating? maybe?]

[onebadapple]

No, but I have lived with seven dwarfs, Tiana. And no matter how messy something might be, you can do anything with a smile and a song or a whistle!

[wontkissfrogs]

[A bit of a laugh here as she talks under her breath]

Don't I wish.

Honestly, it's likely t'sort itself out. Kids are kids. They get up from a fall easy enough.

[commanderbadass]

Yeah, 'cause pilin' more wood on a fire is totally th' way y' put one out...

Half th' time I'm convinced these muns don't want their problems solved.

[wontkissfrogs]

It ain't th'mun this time... Though she does have her fair share of problems, no doubt. [HEY.] Honestly, she doesn't have any intention of messin' with me. It's one of th'other lovely ladies up in the head space who seems t'currently be having... a problem.

[commanderbadass]

My analogy still stands, since it's sendin' another muse to try an' fix the situation...

I think. This shit's confusin'.

[wontkissfrogs]

Personally. I think everything'd be much simpler if people could just solve their problems themselves anyway. But that doesn't always appear t'be the case.

If it helps the red-head out, I'm all for steppin' in. It's th'least we can do, right?

[Nah, but she agrees. This shit is crazy.]

Oh hi she spoke up.

[distressed]

Yikes. I understand girl talk, but you're making it sound like she's too young to even be in the sandbox.

oh gawd.

[wontkissfrogs]

It's not that she's too young... it's that she don't know what she wants.

Barely knows right from left, let alone... like from like like.

[Not even including love at this point okay?]

FIGURED WE NEEDED AN EXPERT AT THIS NOT KNOWING WHAT THEY WANT SHIT

[distressed]

Ouch.

Sounds like a chariot-wreck waiting to happen.

[ Because we're all high scorers in the game of love, really. ]

But also sounds like you're most qualified.

WELL ITS EITHER TIANA... O R N I K E.....

[wontkissfrogs]

They just need a little push and hopefully they'll steer away from disaster. Maybe.

[Maybe]

Red's tough though. Pretty sure she can handle herself, she just needs some time t'sort out what she's feelin'. The boys need a slap t'the head.

[bringsthefrost]

Whatever it is, it wasn't my fault.

[wontkissfrogs]

Funny. You sound just exactly like someone else I know.

[bringsthefrost]

Hey look, it's the other Jack that started this, not me.

[wontkissfrogs]

Started or not, don't think y'exactly helped th'situation.

[legally_blonde]

Oh Tia! You nevah told me you had kids!

[The horror! The blasphemy! The... misunderstanding.]

[wontkissfrogs]

Lottie, I don't have any kids. Just a few young phillies in head space who are gettin' a bit outta hand. You know th'type.


[You know. exactly like you. ♥]

[legally_blonde]

Oooh, those kind! Th'kind like Travis. [Shudder.

Well, maybe not like Travis, but leave it to Lottie to rationalize it that way.

So, yes. Exactly like her.]

[wontkissfrogs]

...Yes, exactly like Travis.

Seems little miss red up here's got some boy problems that need sortin' out. I personally think she's frettin' over nothin'.