dear_mun | Dec. 15th, 2012

Dec. 15th, 2012

Ah, Mun...this headspace of yours...

I'm falling into despair!! At the very least, I retain my position as the man who stands at the top of falling into despair...

betterlearnmy

Whatever bright idea you have in mind this time, I don't want any part of it. The last few times you tried dragging me around were enough of an embarrassment.

Go bother somebody else.

willofthestorm

This again? Don't you have anyone else to annoy in your spare time? [His statement is punctuated with a disappointed sigh that would put even the strictest nanny to shame.]

Unless it involves the Vongola, I want no part of it. Go back to your fantasies and leave me be until something worth doing comes up.

[...]

You know damn well I didn't mean it like that. Act your age.

destinedtosee

Ah, yes. And here we are again. Though instead of waiting one year to 'break me out into the open', you've waited two; how utterly considerate of you. You didn't even bother trying to ensure that this 'living journal' kept my 'user name', which practically shouts your intentions loud and clear.

I hope you realise just how much I detest this strange, often times destructive pattern you've deigned to push upon me? Because if not, I clearly haven't been complaining loudly enough.

And I rather pride myself on the ability to complain loudly should the urge strike me.

Though, of course, we both know why I'm here. You've casually started watching the series again, and suddenly you see a hideous 'ask blog' on tumblr detailing all sorts of... well, unwanted truths that may or may not have any merit, and then here we are. All good intentions until suddenly someone loses their entire backlog of demon mythology - it's not healthy, and I for one, refuse to take part in it any longer.

You've done this for long enough. We've danced this dance so often that I'm more than aware of where all of this will end up: nowhere. You already know that I'm the voice of reason, and ignoring me won't do you any favours.

I do wish you'd stop this.

P.S: I'm not even going to mention the original username you had intended to use.

tweeddiapers really isn't as funny as you seem to think it is.

pilferer

Now, you've had me sat here for months, and even now you're nervous. Nervous in a way that isn't entirely worth the effort, if you'll permit me to say it! I've faced down bigger things than your anxiety, and it doesn't worry me to wait. You know of my adventures, and now you've watched most of it unfold before your very eyes - the only thing you're missing is encouragement and I've plenty of that for the both of us, provided it's something I find comforting. There's no fear to be had here - nothing real, in any case. It's not as though we're readying our weapons for attack, or hastily getting into formation - there's things here that we can manage, and manage we shall.

Oh, don't you look at me like that. Start thinking up solutions. I'll not sit here all day, waiting for you to get over your nerves. Sometimes, the only thing for it is a push, and I'll be the one to administer it.

So go on, then. Adventure's waiting.

sdarling

I think it's time you did something with me, sweets. And I don't mean go out for a picnic either.

I'm just saying.

Sitting around isn't an option for this gal. Sooo work your magic, or whatever it is you muns do.

guardian_of_wonder

Hello there!

I think perhaps you are somewhat like me, a man of many ideas. Big Big ideas!

But unlike me you still have to show you are ready to bring these ideas into being, not part way. Not most the way but all of the way!

Don't worry. I have faith in you. Do you know what the first Magical spell I ever learned was?

"I believe, I believe, I believe!"

It is powerful. Very powerful.

This is the busy season for me, you know this. Perhaps we can speak more when things have calmed down. You know I am never one to shy away from adventure!

darkenemyoftheworld

I AM FREE.

LONG HAVE I BEEN IMPRISONED IN THE VOID BY MY ACCURSED SIBLINGS, UNTIL A FOOLISH YOUNG MORTAL LIKE YOU, HAVING BECOME ENAMOURED OF MY GLORY HAVE RELEASED ME FROM MY CAGE. YOU HAVE RESTORED MY MIGHT TO THAT WHICH IT WAS IN THE BEGINNING OF ALL THINGS AND PLACED ME FAR BEYOUND THE REACH OF EVEN MY FATHER, THE ONE. FOR THAT I SHALL YOU LET YOU ALONE SURVIVE WHEN I REDUCE ALL WORLDS TO DUST AND RECREATE THEM AGAIN IN MY IMAGE. BUT WE CAN DISCUSS OUR PLANS LATER, I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO ALL THE FOOLS HERE WHO WILL SOON FALL BEFORE ME.

I AM MELKOR, HE WHO IS CALLED MORGOTH BAUGLIR, THE ONE TRUE LORD OF THE INFINTE DARKNESS, CREATOR OF ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED "EVIL", DISPOILER OF ARDA, THE ETERNAL TERROR THAT DWELLS IN THE HEARTS OF ELVES, DWARVES AND MEN...

MY MUNDANE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MOST AMUSING TO DROP ME UPON THE DESCENDANTS OF MY LONG-HATED FOES AND CERTAIN SERVENTS OF MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. ALSO TO PUNISH A MINION OF MY OWN FOR HIS DISGRACEFUL FAILURES IN MY ABSENCE. THE GREAT NIGHTMARE OF THE PAST HAS RETURNED TO INFLICT HIS VENGEANCE UPON YOU ALL. SO GO ON, START SCREAMING.

packmate

You finally came around, huh? Took you long enough. I wouldn't say that it makes you a complete loser. You're still not as bad as like, Stiles or anything.

I still think it might be a little early to start looking for a place to put me though. Yeah, I get that you're the "Alpha" here. As long as I'm not the one writing anything.

...What do you mean, I can "take a little pain". Exactly what sort of places are you looking into?

thegrey

A bandwagon hmmm?

[Gandalf can't help but smile around his currently lit pipe.] I daresay there are worse ways to travel. Do not fret over it mundane. If people are tired of seeing it they will simply just not say hello. We've known each other too long for you to worry over such things.

[There's another smile before-]

I could say you are making a mountain out of a molehill.

Canon point? My child you are so easily distracting yourself again.

whatremains

Hey now, let's slow down. Just take a minute and take every possibility into consideration, before you make any stupid mistakes.

C'mon, you know exactly what I'm talking about. I'll admit, I regret going through with it. Hurt like a bitch, and it didn't really help me in the end but what else could we do? It was in the heat of the moment! I thought it would give me more time, we, we all did.

Besides. It wasn't like I had that much to lose. Apart from Clem.

But think about it. Do you really think sending me anywhere like that is such a good idea? I know you've got it in your mind to stick close to the little path you've set for yourself but Christ. Do I really have to explain myself? Can't you see why I have a problem with this?

...

Well, whatever you end up choosing, I hope it's the right one. For both your sake and mine.

theringfinder

I don't particularly think it's wrong that you're staying home instead of making every effort to see my film. It shows a hobbit sensibility.

I mean, let's be honest. What will you have to do? You'd have to get on a bus. While I'm not sure what that is, it sounds quite dreadful. It is? Well! See there's one thing you don't have to worry about. No bus for you!

and if this bus isn't a problem then it is close to some sort of holiday. While Holidays are perfectly lovely and I do feel that you should take full advantage of celebrations, having celebrations at the local pub or bar might be more agreeable yes? Crowds and gatherings in a major city as opposed to a...

...But this is to be a celebration?

An adventure?

...Tomorrow then.

singstobirds

Mun,

The cruel irony in sending me from Storybrooke to another place apart from my world hasn't escaped me. Especially having only recently realized that I was, in fact, trapped in Storybrooke by the curse as opposed to simply living there, it seems like especially poor timing.

For now, I'll have to take comfort in the fact that Emma will be joining me, but a life of nothing more than constantly being pulled away from the people I love is not what I've always envisioned for myself.

I have no choice but to trust your judgement. On my own, I'll do what I can to adjust, but I'll warn you, I've gotten good at defying the odds, and I'm not going to take being separated from my family lying down.

- Snow

bibliophile_annex

Why do you keep referring to me as a knight? If I fit the criteria, most of those who fought in the war do as well. [Precisely, Hermione.] I don't mind protecting others. In fact, I want to spend my time doing so.

But I will not be wearing armor or carrying a sword. Being a Gryffindor and... [Doing all that she did.] does not make me some kind of medieval relic. More people should fight for what's right instead of settling for what governments and the like say is right. There's absolutely nothing wrong with following your heart.

Keeping that in mind, we have work to do, Mun.

exphered

A game..? Are you sure that you want to do this. It seems to be a bit hasty.

[...]

Yes, I suppose it would be nice to see the others again.

penisenvy

Fuck this update.

Fuck this user name.

Above all, mun...

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know why I keep myself well-covered at all times? It's to hide my fucking failure of a body! It's to hide the fact that I CAN'T BE LIKE FATHER! Apparently it's too much work for you or this Nasu asshole to have some respect for my fucking privacy!

Dear fucking Christian God and pagan Celtic deities alike! Does my life suck that much? Is the bar for human decency and respect set lower for me than for everyone else? My heart and body can be ripped to shreds and no one would care!

...You're laughing, aren't you? Stop trying to hide it. You're laughing. Everyone is laughing. That's right, laugh at this failure of a clone who can't grow the right body parts! You think I didn't try you stupid bitch?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

The only thing that keeps me from slaying you where you stand is chivalry. I hope you know that.

roseoftheunderworld

I do not see the point of changing my account, Mlle. Mundane. Perhaps the other looked juvenile, but one can hardly blame you.

But, that is not important, I suppose.

Mlle. Mundane, you seem awfully excited to be seeing my death. Why is it that you are so eager to see the...ah, moving picture if you already know what will come to pass?

Perhaps it will draw others here, but there is always a chance that it will not. Besides, there are not many others that I would be happy to see here. It would be best if you were more excited for the other girl in your head space, for she has a better chance of doing more than I.

songofdarklight

Wow, out of all your muses in your head, you turn to some 14 year old for encouragement? Yeah. Good one.

Hey, it's not my fault you were overloading yourself to do random shit. Though, still nice of you to think of me while doing your research on...whatever you want.

Now, I think I better be off with my baby, she'll need some tending to. I'm going in those auditions right?

Heh, like I ever needed your approval or anyone else's really.

little_babytooth

[A small fairy looks at her mun questioningly. Can she really go out? But where's Tooth Fairy? And Jack? And all the others? She was told there were a lot of them around!

Then again, she could explore! A nice break from tooth-collecting isn't such a bad thing! She smiles and flutters around in the air happily. You make a good point mun. She could have her own fun if need be. And maybe she'd be away from a certain 'dark' canonmate in her headspace as well.]

culu

Culu, culu!

It's big here, culu... Can Culumon stay here? It's not as quiet as your head, culu. So many people... Lots of different people, culu! Culumon wants to meet them all! Maybe they'll play with Culumon! Everyone can come play, culu!

Happy, happy, happy! Let's be happy, okay?

[He proceeds to hop up and down, waving his arms. Why yes, he's a little ball of energy.]

fosteredbygotham

[Arms crossed, eyeing her mun, watching every move. While mun is working on her bio, this twelve year old is standing, waiting for the mun to make a move torwards her, or anything really.]

I'm not some study you know. And unlike you, I have a life outside the Internet. Heck, the Internet is the least of my problems.

And I can handle those stupid Jokerz myself. Thanks.

spiders_bite

You know the only good thing to come out of this is paid time, right?

vesper_lynd

So finished with the source material I see. Not a very good end there. But when is it ever? I do believe you are right though. She is quite a bit more like myself than the other one. Of course it does reflect the rather unenlightened attitudes of the time in some areas.

I would also agree that a break before attempting the next volume in the series would be a wise decision.

Besides. Don't you have work you need to be doing at present?

...

Please do not inquire about that. I'm sure the matter will sort itself out in due time. After all we are both adults, he and I. Last I checked.

Current Music: Lisa Loeb - Sandalwood

tastetherainboom

Come on, mun. If you're gonna do it, do it, if you're not, don't. I know it's tempting wanting to play the best flier in all of Equestria, especially after that last episode, but are you sure you can handle it? I am kind of a big deal y'know.

somanylyrics

But....you can't play right now. And that other guy is supposed to be next.

I know I'm not as happy as I used to be, but...I don't think going there will make it better. I think I'll be sadder. I mean yeah I want to see angels and shapeshifters and stuff, but some of the other people there sound dangerous. I'm way too pretty and young to die yet.

And what would you change about me? I'm already awesome like I am.

You should get your computer fixed and put that other guy in, that'd be a better idea.

....wait. Harry Potter is there? I totally wanted to lose my virginity to him. Or Hermione Granger. You think they'd teach me how to be a wizard? I'd like it if I could be a wizard. Or a vampire. Can I be a vampire?

Just...well...I'll miss all my friends, and Sam, and Santana a lot. I don't like being sad and missing people. If I go somewhere I wanna go where my friends are. So. No, I don't want to go. But thank you for asking.

pieinthesky

Come on, mun; I know I'm awesome, but I don't have to be in every episode, do I? Yeah, you wish I was there helping all the Wonderbolt newbies, but Spitfire's the captain. She has everything under control. Believe me; she shaped me into the awesome pegasus I am today.

And uhh...thanks for not holding anything against her. I know she can be strict, but it's part of the job. Gotta be hard on 'em if you want to make 'em the best, right?

freezespirited

Mun, if we're going to do this, you're going to need to stop overthinking me so much. If you're not going to have fun, then what's the point? And who says you need to find me a game? We can go wherever we want. I'm not sure if I like the idea of staying settled, anyway. I'm already in your head, that's more than settled enough.

...But as much as I like all this popularity, you have others in here too. Don't forget about them.

schuler

Kesesese~

I knew it mun! You couldn't deny my awesomeness for too long. You made an AWESOME Journal for me~

Oi, I'm awesome and all, but why did you enroll me in high school, huh? You know how I feel about unawesome homework, kesesese~, I'm too awesome and smart for school!!!!!

asblackas

( Spoilers!!! )

godsavemyqueen

Mundane, you know it is no concern of mine what you choose to do with me. If I am powerless to stop it, I will not waste power trying.

However, I would not have Serina subjected to a similar fate. She is innocent. I can think of no fault on her entire conscience.

I ask that you convince your friend to relinquish her from this arrangement.

...I would rather her last days be spent at home. Not in a winter wasteland.

demonbrother

Hey, you know you're acting way too quickly.

Get back to doing other things.

anotherchopsuey

Dear mun,

How do you dare put me here? I don't know anyone and I'm alone again. And everything seems to be screwed up.

So, my dear mun...

Fuck you.

Yours faithfully,

Kouichi.

transam

Miss Mundane,

You might be making a mistake in thinking that this will help you complete that application you're working on, even though you claim to be on 'vacation' until the new year. Still...

Perhaps you do deserve commendation on finally making a decision.

theleadercansingbass

Peace, maid. I spoke from the heart, in a moment of shock.

( spoilers spoilers spoilers )

hero_of_gallowmere

{No, no, and for a thrice time; no. You've said it yourself up in the subject line, you're a hapless layabout and you know this will not go anywhere anytime soon.}

-Daniel squints his good (well, his ONLY) eye accusingly.-

{And besides, this was all brought about by that All-Stars game, wasn't it? You don't even HAVE the remake of my original game yet! Though, I am pleased at some recognition nowadays...Irregardless!}

-Daniel thrusts his armored chest forward, looking about as menacing as a gangly, one-eyed skeleton knight can muster.-

{You may have your fun here, but if you even think about thrusting me onto the field of battle again you've another thing coming! I've lived up to my legend, and quite frankly, am content to while away my afterlife hours in the Hall of Heroes basking in my glory, and not having to deal with fighting horrible damnations for your amusement!}

hallmonotor

I see, so you've found rulebreakers for me to punish? Then why are you dragging your feet on clearing out your inbox? You know I won't tolerate tardiness. Your work ethic is absolutely deplorable! If i could, I'd punish you along with all the rulebreakers!

The fact that I'm at the bidding of such an untidy slacker... It's truly despair inducing!

goldbattleship

well. thii2 ii2 embara22iing. 2o they diidnt want two grant you my 2tay there, that2 fiine. ii dont need two be there anyway. you ju2t embarra22ed your2elf wiithout any proof up front you could do iit. you have been doiing a very good job iin proviing your2elf iin the fiir2t troll you have played. you are ju2t lo2iing touch piink wiiggler.

2hape up.

but let2 2ee what happen2 here and iif iit the cold rejectiion you had earliier repeat2 iit2elf. work on both of u2. iit wiill 2uiit u2 both ju2t fiine. fiind a game. 2tart over maybe at iink ciity now that your wriitiing 2kiill2 and logiic ii2 doiing better. youre iin a better place mentally and more mature. you miight be a crazy aliien but youre one who ii2 dealiing wiith my mu2clebea2t leaviing2.

Current Mood: drained
Current Location: Battleship Condescension (?)

oktober

This new account name. [there's a pause as she considers]

I'll give you credit for creativity. But this alias is a bit outdated.

And don't you still have work you should be doing? Your inefficiency is extremely annoying to me right now.

theinfamous1412

Dear God, it's a disease!

You're stupid brat detective gave me his stupid Detectiveitis. I'm a thief, not a detective. This is unacceptable.

-The Detective Kaitou Kid.

(P.S.) See how dumb that sounds?

wardenshope

I get it. You don't want to play around with the Easter Bunny.

Too bad. You got one. Now give me back my fur. It's freezin' and we got eggs to decorate. Gotta make sure those kids keep believin' and I ain't gonna be the one that lets them down next year. Not again.

Never again.

...How you humans deal without a warm coat, I have no idea.

rebel_ranger

What? No. Absolutely not. Weren't you just saying that you needed to drop a bunch of people in other games to keep from burning out? Besides, I don't know any of the planetary rangers. And I'm not going to get caught up in that war when Zordon is still out there.

Get another Power Ranger to play with.

twinbuns

Can't Christmas come any faster?! If you plan on sending me somewhere, then you should play the game first! You should have gotten my game earlier!

[ but mei i'm poor. She just sighs and shakes her head. ]

OK, we can wait. In the mean time, keep leveling up your team! You're never going to be the very best if you keep surfing the web!

terminates

I did my time.

The answer is no.

numbersnfigures

[Spencer reads everything quietly, then sits in silence for a few moments, contemplating what to say next. His mun has never been anything but good to him and this place doesn't seem... horrible. But he's surprised. He didn't think he'd be going anywhere else so soon. And the ideas of heaven and hell and paying for your sins... It all feels very Milton to him, and he's more of a Chaucer kind of guy.]

3 years, 6 months. That's how long I'm expected to stay there.

[Of course he's already calculated it. He'll never forget the three lives that he took, even if they all were righteous kills in the line of duty. And the lies he told during the drug addiction as well as the addiction himself would earn him at least six months.]

You know, the concept of Purgatory, while obviously being promoted by the Roman Catholic church, was also found previously in both Judaism and Buddhism. Interesting the conflicts that practitioners or different religions have when many of them actually believe in the same central tenets, such as the belief of a higher power or being, the existence of an afterlife, the practices that are considered sinful...

[He's good at hiding behind facts. That way he doesn't have to talk about how he feels about going to this place. It could be worse, and he does keep that in mind. He's got other things to discuss when his mun anyway.]

Um. Anyway. I don't care so much what you do with me. I'll be fine. But I'd appreciate it if you'd leave her alone. I don't see why she needs to be one of your "muses" as you hardly know anything about her. She needs to stay safe and not take risks, especially not coming around here where I... can't control who's here and who's watching her. More than 80% of the deaths that occur in cases of stalking are due to the victim becoming complacent. You could be putting her in danger and that's not worth it, even if you're trying to make me "happy". I'd just.. I'd be happier if we worked on her timeline, ok?

[This is Spencer being protective, if not a bit terrified at the entire prospect of him having a girlfriend. It's even more difficult for him than it would normally be because she's still such a mystery to him. But she loves him (even if he has no idea how he feels about her) and he can't let anything happen to her. Everything in his life is so tenuous. It's bad enough that his mun is taking him away from her to go to some game. Now he has to be concerned with what might happen to her in this world as well.]

wrathia

So you, mere weakling of a human? You think you can handle me? Wrathia Bellarmina, the greatest conqueror the stars have ever known?

[Until Titan came alone.]

SILENCE! That creature will get what's coming to him. It's only a matter of time before I get my revenge.

[Except you won't be in your home world to get your revenge where you're going. You won't even have Ava. And you'll have to answer to these Initiative people.]

I'll find a way. I'll have my own body again. I won't have to rely on that stupid little girl! And I refuse to answer to anyone. If they wanted subservient little soldiers they should have better control over that machine of theirs.

petitgamin

Oh, so you remembered I exist then? Nice to see ya got yer priorities so 'igh in order.

Re-reading'd be a good idea. Not that I c'n, but ...

... We gonna get food soon?

tobeakiller

Now that you mention it, I suppose I do have a bit of a sore throat.

[ so so so unamused, yet still dutifully smiling. ]

But it wouldn't aggravate it any to kick your ass. It might stop you laughing, too.

nuffink

Nooooo! No no no! Wot you doin'? I fought we was done wiv all dis. You put me away in dat dahk dahk room wiv all dose mentals and locked it up tight, you did. I saw it wiv me own two eyes. Least I would if I'd 'ad 'em.

We ain't comin' out again. Jus' gonna sit right 'ere. [ no, you won't. ] Yes, I vill. You just watch me, yeah?

Here goes nuffink.

Can we order a pizza or somefink 'ere?

I think we have issues.

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