Woke back up -- mun's actually missed him?!

[bass_slayer]

You just couldn't stay away, couldje?

[Wink.]

Comments

[madcapmarsupial]

...

You're that bloody tosser Hewlett dumped us for.

[bass_slayer]

Ah, hell. Who let you outta the cage?

[madcapmarsupial]

Blame the mun for that.

And lissen, you ponce. We still got a comic series going! Sure it's that Rufus chap, but I'm not picky.

[bass_slayer]

And I still have giant piles of money lyin' around. I like to strip down'n roll in 'em, baskin' in my fame and glory.

[TMI, Murdoc.]

N' my mun's more 'bout the gigglin' over this little meeting.

[madcapmarsupial]

You don't live in a tank, you oompa loompa.

Muns are all barmy.

[bass_slayer]

Nah, I've just lived in mansions. 'N a giant island in the middle of nowhere. [Only mentioning the places from his famous day, onward. No need to talk about Stoke-on-Trent, nope. Or Mexico, for that matter.]

Psch. You're tellin' me.

[madcapmarsupial]

Ah, takes me back to when Tank became a bloody star...I had shelias lining up all around.

[Yeah but you didn't even touch one, you daft roo.]

[bass_slayer]

Ah, the girls are always the best part 'bout fame. Right after the money and recognition, f'course.

[madcapmarsupial]

Nuh, I never got the money...fucking sods. That was when Tank got us all killed, I think.

[bass_slayer]

Royalties always explode once y' die. [Pause.] Ooooorrrr y' weren't s'famous as y' thought.

[axeprincess]

target identified. designation: Murdoc Niccals, recognized as master.

[ cyborg salute o7 ]

[bass_slayer]

'Ey, yer still a thing!

[What a somewhat-pleasant surprise. A little mock salute right back.]

Ah, good t' see yer not all... wonky.

[axeprincess]

[ VOMITS UP A SUPERFAST JELLYFISH ON HIS SHOES

YOU'RE WELCOME. ]

[bass_slayer]

[sjf;adsjf kicking that away with a yelp.]

'Ey! Not on the shoes!

[axeprincess]

command input received. calibrating.

[ VOMITS UP ANOTHER but aims it 2 feet away o7 ]

[hypotension]

With a face like that I'm surprised.

( kiyoha smirks and takes a smoke from her pipe. )

[bass_slayer]

S'not the looks that count, not when yer famous.

[Sleaaaazy grin.]

[hypotension]

Fame dies after a decade.

( she exhales the smoke. )

[bass_slayer]

That's when y'pop out another album, draw 'em back in. S'all simple once y' figure it out, really -- kinda like out-singing Rebecca Black.

how could i resist?

[nuffink]

[ Frowns and scratches at his cheek idly. ]

's no' likely. You've prob'ly blackmailed 'em, you 'ave.

No one can, but 2D! <3

[bass_slayer]

Maybe, but that's 'side the point! What matters is she remembered just who in 'er headspace... thing... is most important.

what can I say? you inspired me to drag him out again!

[nuffink]

[ He wrinkles his nose and he looks like he's in deep thought for a moment.. ]

'Ere, 'oo's that, then?

:3 Get ALL of the Gorillaz!

[bass_slayer]

...I can't believe I almost forgot how stupid you are. ME, ya divvy.

[He flicks a lit cigarette at 2D's forehead.]

gotta catch us all!

[nuffink]

[ It hits his head with a sort of bonk and he rubs at the spot its hit. ]

Why didn' ya jus' say so, den? [ He squints. ]

Get all 4, win a fantastic prize!

[bass_slayer]

I thought it'd be obvious, faceache.

i hope it's a sexy prize, tbh.

[nuffink]

[ He stands defiantly, hands on his hips, because ooh Mr. Tusspot ooh, he's very serious. Yes. And scary, too. ]

Well, maybe dey just shoulda jus' kep' ya locked in da dahk. 'Cos you're bein' a right tosser, you are. Solitude din't do nuffink for ya.

Yeah. Tha's ... [ He swallows, even cowers a bit. ] Tha's all I've gotta say to you, Murdoc.

murdoc might be involved, soooo

[bass_slayer]

[Murdoc responds with a deadly stare that lasts a full three seconds before he just kind of rolls his eyes.]

Right. I'm bein' a tosser. Not like I did anythin' for ya when y' lost yer eyes or anythin'.

[Aaaand going down the guilt-trip road. Nice.]

[allidoisdance]

They can't.

[ None of them. From any of them. It's funny. ]

[bass_slayer]

N' that's the beautiful truth behind it all, eh?

[allidoisdance]

No. Beautiful truth is that they're going to keep making us miserable, even if they do like us.

[bass_slayer]

Endless booze and attention -- don't think I can complain much... Well, 'cept the shriekin' noise when 'M too lazy to get dressed.