dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: tsuritama

If you're looking here for help, you are looking in the wrong direction. If you can't even do your own paperwork, then how do you want to call yourself worthy of playing a professional DUCK agent?

You realize well enough that I do not agree with your game choice either, so there is no need to be this surprised about having to write that app all on your own.

letsgofishing

We're going to be finding a game? [He beams a grin] That's great! It's boring not doing anything. No one wants to fish in your head space, mun and Yuki told me not to use my water gun on anyone...

[His eyes widen and he smiles brightly. Speaking of Yuki]

Will Yuki be there? Can we go fishing if we find a game? [He whirls his fishing rod around] It would be fun if we could and if Yuki was there too!

I'll meet more friends in a game, yes? Let's go then, I don't want to wait~!

fishy_alien

Mun remembered me! I knew you wouldn't forget about me!

[ He bounces up and down. ]

Let's find Yuki again! I really miss him! Also Momo! She was very nice to me! Let's meet every single human ever!

[ Wow Haru. No. ]

We can all do that fun chant together!

notreallyangry

[Yuki shifts awkwardly. He obviously does not want to be having this conversation at all]

Uh...this....this isn't a good idea...I can't be in a game ...I think you have the wrong guy

[He freezes up some more looking awkwardly at the ground, sweating a little now. The thought of being in a place with loads of new faces freaks him out]

L-look I'm not good at things like this, b-besides, um, you're busy aren't you?

[He swallows and looks away sweating more and more]

So it's not a good idea.

fishy_alien

Hey Mun! Where are we?

[ He looks around him quickly, an excited look on his face. ]

Do I get to make new friends here? I better introduce myself then!

[ He takes a deep breath, with a wide smile still on his face. ]

HI, I'M HARU AND I'M AN ALIEN!

fishchannel5

[If anyone happens to look, they may notice what appears to be a high school student with odd blue and pink hair standing off to one side, aimlessly fidgeting with his hair. Urara would love to make some friends in this strange new place, but he's not entirely sure how to approach anyone. Should he introduce himself first? But maybe people would get mad if he interrupts them...

So for now, he's staying quiet. With luck, maybe someone will notice him?]

[ooc: What am I doing, playing a guy with almost no screentime and very few lines? I dunno.]

shoaling

I'm, uh... I'm pretty sure you've... got the wrong guy. Sorry. I can't do anything like that.

splendens

You again. Me again! What? Whaaaat? Your head is so full! You don't even know what you're doing! Right? You don't, right? That's okay! Me neither~

Let's just have fun! Even for a little while, let's just have fun! If you think about it that way, nothing can go wrong, right?

georgeous

About time. Thank you, mundane.

georgeous

Finally.
This time the account looks a lot more appropriate as well. Choose carefully when you pick a new world for me.

Regarding that information however... I understand that it's exciting. I pride myself on being an interesting person, at least. But your screams are becoming a little bothersome.
Of course I am this tall. I'm not sure why people ever supposed I wore high heels to make myself taller. It's completely unnecessary.

Well then.
I'm awaiting decisions.

letsgofishing

Do you need a band-aid for your heart, mun?

splendens

It's o—kay if you don't have time. I don't mind! You can stop doing that stuff, and do this instead!

—How could it not work like that? Why, why? You don't really do things, so I know you're not busy! A~ahh, you shouldn't pretend! And don't say, 'for-ev-er a-lone.' If we get along together, I know you'll be happy. I know that!

splashing

squirm squirm squirm....

[ Enthusiastic muse? Yes. But equally nervous. ]

...your heart sounds more turbulent than my own right now. You don't need to worry so much...

[ Blink blink. ]

That's what 'muns' do? Is that...

Humans are strange and fascinating.

yooogaaa

...

I honestly don't understand why you find it so amusing. I answered those questions in the best way I could, which is saying something considering...what they were about.

[Is everybody on the other side of the fourth wall so crazy? And then they laugh at him for having a duck. Pffff.]

frostrated

Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once.

You're pathetic. You have no chance of being accepted anywhere, so you might as well give up before you get your hopes up.

It's just like fishing, which you're not prepared to do either and if you can't do something properly, you need someone like me to take back your rod and spare the fish the disruption.

This isn't something to start just because you think it's fun. You didn't even ask ME if I wanted to do it. You're worse than--

Never mind. It's not worth it.

Just don't involve me, idiot!

horder

( No seriously don't look if you haven't seen it yet )

yooogaaa

( Spoiler-cut )

yooogaaa

Why won't you let me see the ending? We were practically there!

...what do you mean "next week"?!

ducks_one_true_swan

It was about time. I don't appreciate my staff taking their time with things. Efficiency is quite important in our business, hmh?

About that username though... Well, you could have chosen worse.

[Had 'doesthiswaterproofsuitmakemelookfat' fit into the username box... It's safe to say this mun would have been labeled a 'dangerous alien' immediately... or falling victim to Bermuda syndrom.... or maybe just forced to eat DUCK curry extra spicy for hours. But like this, the President is willing to tolerate.]

So now what, exactly? You should realize I'm a busy man, so this time hurry a bit with making some plans.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: tsuritama

headed to cyclicality, mun desparing over the app

On considering finding a home

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Voice testing....

Voicetesting a space fish

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RE: paid account

Looking for a game! Also regarding his newly released profile data

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oh, i don't know.

voicetesting. yes...

Someone is starting to understand why everybody hates their mun

Of voice testing and mun fail

Probably homeless forever. Spoilers from the finale!

On the Finale Feelings

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[canon: tsuritama] In which I voicetest, somehow.

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