dear_mun | Feb. 10th, 2013

Feb. 10th, 2013

Just out of curiosity.

You see me decapitate, flail, explode, lynch, and burn powerful witches alive with no remorse or hesitancy or pity.

And you come to the conclusion that telling me what to do is going to go over well.

And you're standing by that conclusion.

Wow. Way to fucking go.

I almost feel sorry for you.

lostblacksouls

So, the New Year descends upon us this weekend... The Year of the Snake, is it? Perhaps it's fate that it's come to this... Especially this year of all times.

Are you going to sink your teeth into more people whom are blissfully unaware of you, Snake?

[ Takes a bit of a smoke from his pipe. ] Or are you going to stay your fangs another year?

Ah, so interesting. I hope to see more interesting things this year, too.

Speaking of which, be sure to take many pictures and eat a lot of good food, mundane. With where you are now, though it is not China, you're sure to see more than you could back in your home country. Isn't traveling fun?

rockand

Okay, I guess we can do this again, since you're falling through the fandoms of recent past, why not try me one more time? I am the original, after all, with all due respect to the AU's of me running around in your head.

I thought my story had run its course, but you seem to think that there's more to explore. I'm so not complaining, by the way.

... I just don't know what to do with you, girl.

~~And I don't feel right without Will and the boys.~~

nicerack

Mundane, as it appears I must instruct you as well as my son -

A prince does not stand around and wait in someone's headspace. A prince must act before he, or the herd, are instead acted upon.

Besides all this, Bambi still needs me. His mother.... [There's a moment of weakness before he rallies himself.] I have yet to locate a suitable doe. I will not allow you to force me to abandon my duties or my son, for all that you seem determined to try making me do both. It is not the way of a prince. It is not my way.

tohko_amano

Mun..what you just did was not okay. You shouldn't have allowed it to happen. You hurt me. You hurt my friend..and while I'm probably not a hypocrite, since I was technically murdered, I'm not sure if I can look Chia in the face after that, if I see her again.

And I don't like what you're planning for Valentines Day. That's cruel, and you know it. Why do you like seeing me suffer so much?

Just..stop. I need a break.

pinzutimebomb

I-pin know, sometimes I-pin miss you too. But don't worry Miss if I-pin don't have any image format, I-pin will be here always still. Photos I-pin feel lacked very importance anyway. Remember Lambo was very he bad boy, get I-pin the spot forever, when give the marker and glitzy. Translators are very enjoyable really it was incredible big idea Miss managed to find the how to determine I-pin worries even if many, many steps are always it takes. And expression come across the voice of I-pin. Was very glad because I-pin voice is hard to think I-pin know.

Master and I-pin must become back to work but we will play together again some day. I-pin love you, watch out!

rangerheart

So you have decided on faeries, then.

I suppose I could handle a place like that... though I am still curious to what a 'blood elf' is. It does not sound like a good thing, even if you seem determined in me making friends with them.

...neither am I quite sure why you have such an interest in Lady Galadriel and what kind of elf she would be in Faerûn.

batchick

I don't appreciate the sudden attention, mun.

Please, take it personally; I work better when I'm not in the spotlight. I don't wear an all black costume for the attention, trust me.

Tell you what, you get that other application in and we talk next month. We both know you could use the time, anyway.

And for the last time, it's not my fault you can't find icons. That's your fault. And if there really aren't, then make some.

formyowndream

Hmm... So that's it?

I don't know, mun. I mean, magic's kinda cool and all, and my pictures moving would be pretty awesome, but...

Starting all over again, and having to wait a few more years too? There won't be anything like Center Nova either, will it?

Still, joining the original AKB48... Yeah, that'd be great. Maybe new girls would be succeeding me by the time 0048 starts. That's kinda weird to think about, but I think I like it.

Someone going by Hikari Kimishima the 2nd...

Alright, let's make this happen!

timeforgotten

Not this again!

I won't be cooperating any more freely this time than I did before. You ought to consider minding your own business or meddling with something else. Besides, we're meant to be getting involved in the things happening with the ship right now, aren't we? Not wasting all my time here. I don't think you've been doing nearly enough lately.

[ So hard to think of classy ways to say please come to us, be part of our beautiful cast-- so come to us. Be part of our cast. It is beautiful. Adric is just a butt. ]

ultionem

Mun! I don't know what goes through your fuckin' head sometimes.

Can't you just accept this? I don't care. About you, this place, that place, whatever!

Let's just get back to my business, not yours.

effgravity

Wait...what?

Let me get this straight, you're sending me to some rinky junker floatin' around in some oversized puddle and expect me to live there? [She thinks for a second before shrugging.]

Eh, could be worse I guess.

...Wait? What do you mean there's monsters?! Ooooh no, no no no noooooo. We don't do monsters. We don't fight remember? We build stuff. I'm too young and pretty to be eaten by some monster.

Oh, you'll try to make sure I don't get eaten? Okay. Good.

I guess it won't be so bad. It won't be home but it'll be different. And I have always wanted to see the sun!

onalosingstreak

Okay . . . calm down. It's okay. Seriously.

[Talking-to-a-rabid-animal becomes bitchface quickly with this one.]

Not like this is embarrassing or anything.

ex_teen837

So... she's really not there anymore?

[ The look in his eyes is kind of painful, almost like a hurt kitten's. ]

Checking, like, four times is definitely not enough. I'd go for eleven to be safe. Nine? Seven? An odd number? I mean, one minute we're building snowpigs, the next she's poofed out of Suburbia like no one's business.

Hey, Landlord! [ He shakes his fist, but then slinks back down; a glance at the ground. ] I'd like to get a piece of you...

til

I'm not afraid, Mun. But I don't like what you're doing to me. { Garnet is looking worn out and pale. } If you want to give me a job, I'd like a promise from you that you will never take me from Hinoto-Ri again unless you are sending me back home. You were the one who decided I should stay there in the first place. For now, I don't mind abiding by your wishes.

{ She sighs and tucks her hair behind her ear. }

It's better if they call me Dagger. I'm not a Queen or anything in that city. It would just complicate matters if they knew. Besides, I like being able to travel wherever I like.

thatwasapun

Yannow, Mi-Miss Mundane, I can see a whooooooole lotta what goes on in your brain from up in here!

[... for a beat, he cringes.]

Yeah, we gotta ta-talk about some o' your browsin' habits. Eugh. But! That is for another time! For right now, I just wanna address ooooone lil' thing that's been on yer mind:

If you reeeeeally wanna see me in a skirt, a-a-a-all you gotta do is ask nicely. And may-maybe throw in some money if you're feelin' generous.

[he has the single most shit-eating grin on his face in the entire world. I am going to kill this machine. god as my witness.]

morethanstubble

Um. Hi?

Does this mean it's my turn to finally go on an adventure?

procuresunique

Sex island. Again?

You've definitely gone off your meds.

slurpees_in_hell

Would you quittit?

Y'still got 10 hours and yer worrin' over shit. I'll be fine.

feathersandflames

I get that you're worried, Mun. The whole being gutted from groin-to-sternum thing was terrifying, I know. Considering my C-list status at best, I could very easily have become just another casualty to push Kate's story forward. But hey, I survived! I didn't lose my spirit! And I have a (literally) shiny new costume too!

See, here's the thing. I want this. To be a hero. To realize my own potential. To do something with myself. That's why I'm still wearing a costume, why I still want to fight crime. It isn't to impress some costumed cutie. That hasn't been why I've done this for a very, very long time.

So, let's do this! Find me someplace fun and adventurous where I can finally prove myself!

timelordcomplex

Well, well, well. Long time, no see, Mun! See now this is an interesting turn of events! Am I flattered? Maybe... possibly...

[He's really trying to hold in that big grin of his.]

Oh who am I kidding? This is like some big reunion or what have you. But I already knew the inevitable. You missed me. I think that's the most flattering part of it all. I'd be lying if I said that I didn't miss you back... but I can't say that it's been lonely. This headspace of yours is rather lively, if I do say so myself. Quite the interesting group of... [He thinks on the right word to use there for a second.] ...people, I suppose, for the lack of a better term. A great big mash-up of worlds, non-humans, humans, sort-of humans, et cetera, et cetera, blah, blah...

But never mind that.

Let's talk plans. Plans, plans, plans. Do you have any? I mean, here I am, and here you are... but then again, I'm not one for plans myself, and we both know that already. We should do something, go somewhere. I'm sure you could find somewhere interesting for us to go, hm?

Come on, mun. You know I won't wait around forever.

devil_messiah

Really, little human?

Both have their advantages, while both have disadvantages. And while I would like to get Her in the place with that golden butterfly? The other option would be a better... "fit", as you would say.

And there is no rush to decide, it's not like the applications for either place are open right now.

trevorbarnes

I don't know what you're thinking, man. Or mun? Is that what they call you?

Whatever, mun. Why am I even here?

ironoxides

Wow, hey now. You never said anything about relationships when you started planning on shipping me off somewhere.

Sure, the kiddo's cute and all, but ain't he a little young? Fourteen and all... sure, I mean, sixteen's not too big a difference, but still.

Not to mention I'll probably scare the little kid off. I ain't the nicest girl.

izanyagi

...that's pretty clever, mun.

[Maybe not as much as Teddie's bearific puns, but he'll manage.]

Do you have any ideas of what you want to do with me? Don't worry, I promise I'm patient.

ser_onions

[ "Can I call you Davy?" ]

No.

[ "Can I go back to reading fan-fiction about you and Stannis?" ]

...No.

[ "Can we go to Amatomnes?" ]

NO. Mun Dane, [ he thinks it's my title...lol ] just because I cannot read doesn't mean you have an excuse not to. We will not do any one any good unless you are prepared to be thorough about this, which, with your history, I am not so sure. I wouldn't place bets on it working out well...at least not yet. Give it time. Have patience.

[ "You mean it doesn't drive you insane that Stannis is stuck on an island of sin and debauchery somewhere and there is, currently, nothing you can do about it?" ]

...He would want me to come prepared. Which means advising you, Gods help me.
Do we really have to go there? Can't we just...rescue him and leave? ._.

alchimia

Dumbass, I'm not worried 'bout the falling behind. Just...

[ well, he's not going to say he's bothered by people getting sick, but... so many people in his life had died due to illnesses. ]

Just make sure you listen to what Al's mun says. Y'know how worried Al and his mun'll be if you don't take care of yourself, or whatever.

doorkey

Mun,

See? That wasn't so hard at all, once you pulled your brave shoes on and made up your mind!

Grown-ups always fuss about the choices they've already decided on, secretly. I just go ahead and do them. You should too, when it's all for fun.

Don't feel bad about using pictures from the movie. I know PB searches aren't interesting searches for you at all. And I really like my Laika clothes anyway! You'll polish up on keeping me from sounding like I'm Midwest American, with some help. (If another Other Father shows up, one I'm not used to, we'll work it out somehow. I can pretend he's the same one I know.)

Don't be so afraid if I'll fit right! You know it, this place is perfect for me. The last house you let me play was always changing and colorful and wonderful, but this one's so spooky and huge! There's so much for exploring. It's dangerous, and just like where I've come from in some ways, but there's no way I'll ever be bored now.

I still can't believe it all came down to me keep the stone, and the marbles, and the key all at once. Be clever, don't ever compromise when it comes to keeping the useful things!

Yours,
Coraline Jones

awol_redranger

Really mun? Really? Just because you're bored today, you want to app me at Zodion? Don't you have any shame? Or hobbies other than tormenting me? Why don't you go send someone else to Zodion? Kim, Jason, or better yet, someone who isn't a ranger at all!

Maybe even someone who actually likes people. Wouldn't that be novel?

closedherheart

Ah, Mun-san. I know you're keen to get me and Yagiri-san into those games but you shouldn't worry so much. You knew when you sent mine that there would be a wait involved and I won't go anywhere in the meantime. And I don't think you have to worry about Yagiri-san heading to that, um, that island place either. At least, she'll do better there than I ever would

And there's always those memes you like in the meantime if you want more practice with us. We've already had fun with those...I mean, I think they were fun? Even if some of them are a little...uncomfortable.

Oh! I'm saying too much. I just wanted to say it's okay. So, um, don't worry and be patient. That's all.

wantedittobeagame

Hey, you finally found a place for me! And your friend is bringing Saki there too? That's great mun; looking forward to it--

[...wait, what?]

...wha-- it's a horror game?! That is so not fair! Why does your canon hero get to go to the cool places and I get dumped into hell?

[Because it doesn't matter what version you are, you're still an ass, Herodachi.]

bank_shot

It seems foresight is a lost art among the young.

You have no plan for me. You have very little time. You have no mind for gambling or for business. And while I am flattered that you've taken a liking to me (or am I?), it strikes me that you have only the barest sense of who I am. You like to read. Would it not be wise to first undertake the necessary research? There is no gain in half-measures. Commit yourself entirely, or stay out of the game.

You have quite a lot of work to do, and I have little faith in your chances.

Still, you display the capacity for diligence, and your effort might be admired. Apply yourself, and this may not be a complete waste of my time.

brokenangeldoll

Hello Again,

It's been too long. Can't really say I miss being thrown around and put into situations, but I suppose it's nice to know you didn't forget me.

No, I know you wouldn't.

Yes, it's nice to be missed. I can't deny that. It's good that you miss me. I don't want to go to any more strange places. But, it's good to have a voice, and to express myself even if it's just in this place.

Father says hello. I know you miss him too.

clearhue

Ahh...mundane-san..did you have to wake me up so early? This is a little sudden right?

You don't have much of a muse for me or so you have been saying - okay..well you said you were growing it but still..

You better not put me in any games at the moment.

Even with the tempting fact that Kougami-san and Kagari-san are there. I hope they are okay.. I'll promise I'll make it up to you sooner or later. You seem to take on so many difficult tasks..

Please don't stress yourself too much on my behalf.

blaineydays

A guy can get used to this.

adam_milligan

Listen, lady.

I know you've been thinking about putting one of us into a so called "game" or whatever it is you're always going on about. And if it's all the same to you, I'd like to volunteer myself over anyone else.

And you know what? I don't even care where I end up. After all, any place has to be better than rotting in the Cage with Michael and Lucifer for hundreds of years.

Preferences? Yeah, I've got a preference. Any place where my asshole brothers aren't.

asterbatics

Okay honestly? Not all that surprised. You can't really ignore me when I get in your headspace, so it was only a matter of time.

No, what surprises me is how long you went without feeling the aster.

Because really; first sidekick, first robin, your first muse? You can't ignore me for too long. Even if you wanted to.

And I mean, it's no poké-world, and I've been in space, but hey. Why not? ~~Wally,~~ Arty and Zee are already there, and while I'm all for having the whole team back together, beggars can't be choosers. As long as I'm out I'm whelmed.

...

You're kinda rusty with this, aren't you? Maybe you should get back on that canon review.

penaltykicktothehead

Any more mention of love or relationships I am leaving. Why is everyone so concerned about such a stupid subject?! [Maybe if you weren't so easy to tease, Charlie--]

I did not agree to being sent to a game to 'hook up' with anyone, I am there because I wish to make something of myself while I'm unable to properly complete my task of apprehending Phantom R. You know that better than anyone, so I expect something to be done about it rapidement.

I am not interested in playing matchmaker with children.

chessmetaphor

I know that you expected more of a dramatic reaction. No, I have nothing outrageous to say about this new and likely unpleasant development. Considering the experiences I've faced of yet, it's unlikely you'll ever surprise me again.

Though, a city under the sea. I can't say that I disagree with the philosophical foundation of the place, honestly.

southpaw_senpai

What the hell is wrong with you!? This is what, the third time you've made me watch Shinji get shot!?

[He clenches his fists as hard as he can, taking a couple breaths in an attempt to calm down.]

Just... just leave me alone.

coffeeandscream

Okay. Fine. I'll play your little game, fine. Good luck, though. You know nobody wants another dumb kid around. You do it to yourself, man.

virginblessed

I will not pine for one like some lovesick teenager... Nor will you have me recite "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" in length. It's ridiculous and you know as well as I that it will not work.

You know as well as I do that I only just put up with your antics. Do not test me further.

-Giulietta Tolomei

theist_seraph

So It Has Begun.

We Await Terrific Results From You, Mundane.

heiresssansparent

Well... I've never heard of Pokemon, Mun. It sounds like a disease. But I guess anything is better than being stuck in the Golden Cat, right? All those women... Well, it's just pretty awkward there. I hope you somehow manage to find Corvo for me. I know he's still alive, and if I go then I would love if he could, too.

...There's no chance of my mum coming too, is there?

passengerseatdriver

You. Are. Crazy.

We're talking like Mike levels of crazy. Absolutely nuts kinda crazy.

You're going to have five people there if I make it. Do you hear me? Five.

Okay, I'll give you credit in that you actually waited it out to see if the urge would go away, but you're still nuts.

At least you're keeping me at

somarium, too. I'd hate to leave everybody behind.

noir_antivirus

Well, well, well. You actually finally put me into a solid state of being...well okay as much as can be considering I am a program. That's not the point I'm here and there are places where the wire is likely jumping and hot with news to find and use. You even found a way to stop worrying about that whole binary set roles in regards to user classification of gender.

Sure leaving my system is not exactly a great idea, especially considering how Brick and Derlete are likely to put on the bracelets if they find me for pulling a sudden transfer out of the system, but it'll be fun! New programs to meet and greet, and learn their definitions and what they would do in my system is just what I was made for. Sure the amount of Droppers roaming about in that place is a bit daunting, but no one said I would actually have to fight one on one, or even fight fairly if they don't want me to go about peacefully on my business.

Ya, no one from my system will be there and I'll have to recharge lightly and in small increments until I know I won't get deleted suddenly. It's a training exercise if you think about it, without the safety of a simulation is all. It will help you as well since you're still fine tuning my entire being as we go, and what better way then in the thick of things to see what will work and what won't? My core is there and solid, it's just the extras and definitions left.

So stop stalling the engine on this here.

make_me_a_star

You really think I'd be excited about that? You stuck me there last time there was an "event" like that 'n it wasn't that much fun. Besides, I can't go there permanently, so what's the point? You toss me in, you have me talk to some people, then you yank me out.

[She sighs.]

I'm not tryin' to be pessimistic, really. I'm just sick of only comin' out when you want to create problems for me.

gild

( what it says on the tin. )

cueballthegreat

I understand your desire to give my...what's the term you use? Ah yes -- Earth-16 counterpart some version of my history. I am, as you say, such an interesting character. But I'm afraid that it just won't work.
( cut for possible spoilers )

Sincerely,

Lex Luthor

oneword

( ... )

twice_lost

One would think that given your renewed interest in the works of Ian Fleming and his James Bond stories, you would create a journal for, perhaps, one of Mr. Fleming's characters.

It's rather odd that you've decided to give me some attention instead. Yes, even if you keep referring to me as "evil Miss Moneypenny." Which I've decided to take as a compliment, "evil" remark aside.

But you're not actually thinking of sending me somewhere, are you? I thought that was an honor reserved only for your beloved Ms. Mui.

theseniorpartners

[No creeping voices today community. Just one guy in an extremely nice suit trying to make a point.]

Engrossing? Certainly. It's a fascinating idea. It's only natural that you'd be attracted to power.

I speak on behalf of the other partners however when I say that looking for a "game" for us is not a wise move. On the one hand, playing a cabal of demons in a situation where most people engage with your particular ... mental trait. [nice PC save man. Saying "voices in your head" is so not appropriate.] only write for one.

Loud? My dear don't think of it as "loud". Think of it as dedicated. Perhaps we can help you. That sort of drive - we could use it.

And I won't even ask for a signature. I'm sure you can think of people that would be interested in doing business with us again.

We're not going anywhere I'm afraid.

key_to_salvation

I don't think going to some kind of game will count as "Making good memories" of humanity. In addition, I've already chosen someone to be my envoy to humankind, your presence is unnecessary and every moment I spend elsewhere slows my ability to properly carry out salvation.

I know what you may be thinking, but even if salvation does not occur, nothing will change unless humanity changes its way before it's to late. It is painful to think about, but my job is a necessary one. Please, send me home before it's to late.

earthlychild

That was a horrible birthday. I can't believe how close we were to losing someone! As soon as we approach a town, I'm filling my dorm with more medical supplies than I can ever imagine needing. My healing ability is too unpredictable to leave to chance, I can't let the potions run out again.

But I'm going to forgive that mistake and look ahead. We all made it out alive, and there's the Valentines' dance to look forward to. I've got plenty of candy in the mail! I wonder who's going to pair up? Some people need a little help to realize what they want, but I'd be happy to do it. We could all use some cheer around here---after everyone rests up, obviously.
-Aerith

byleapsandbounds

[Ears are still pinned back from all that shrieking over the spider queen.

No, really, mun, you were entirely overreacting. Ammy knew what she was doing. You knew what you were doing. There was nothing to get so worked up about!

Long-suffering whine before she just flops right over.

Is there anything to eat?]

memoryguardian

Valentine's Day? Of course I enjoy the holiday! Cupid is such a dear too and always makes sure every year it's amazing. Love is such a wonderful feeling to spread, even in the young ones!

Though there is something I'm unsure of regarding that day. Why do you keep wondering who you'll be "shipping" me with? I don't think I understand, mun. I'm not planning on sailing anywhere.

undragonlike

So, going with the teenager superhero version instead? Gotta say, don't like your choice too much, but that's just me being incredibly disappointed about being unable to electrocute anybody who annoys me. But I can deal since this means ditching the worst parental figure in all of history and not getting in trouble for it.

Also, what you're doing for my dæmon is still not as clever as you'd like to believe. Jackal for a jackal is a bit too obvious, even if I am the angel of death. I still think you should have gone with the raven. Definitely nowhere near as obvious.

jesus_is_gundam

It was only five sentences of dialogue, that hardly qualifies as being "chatty."

wegotlucky

Look, I know you're excited and all, but can't you wait just one more week?

It's not like you're gonna do anything with me right away anyway. That and you gotta get my voice down, right?

So let's just settle down and take our time.

expect_me

Dear Mun:

Stop moping. You're not the one actually twiddling their thumbs in this relationship.

Also, what is a "raptor bandito" and why am I supposed to become one now?

Dubiously,
Anon

idkmybffbooster_gold

Okay, okay, let me get this straight. You've not read any of my comics. You have a passing knowledge of my personality and gadgetry. And yet here I am.

[Small chuckle.]

Best get to reading then. I'm sure there's a wiki or something that's totally reliable. Give me something to tinker on while I'm up here, though, and we'll be good.

maniacaleye

I am more than certain all you are going to be doing is wasting time of mine and any other unfortunate miscreants that inhabit that cerebral space of yours. Don't deny it, you vertebrae imbecile.

So, mun-baby, [REALLLY trying to pull something here with the mun.]

While my wife isn't here to nag and none of those other irrelevant muses are hardly weighing ya down, why don't we make like an amoeba and split accordingly until we can find what I desire.

That thick headed Krabs probably won't be around, hardly any of that cheap idiot's comrades won't be around to ruin anything.

notthedoctor

It will be fun! I've only been here on Pete's World for a little while, but it'll be an adventure. How couldn't I look forward to that? Being stuck on the slow path hasn't been all that interesting.

Wait, what do you mean he wears tweed? And a bowtie? No regeneration of the Doctor would do something like that! The fez is a joke, isn't it? Right? Must have been a horribly traumatic regeneration if he is wearing those things. It's not his fault. Five had problems of that sort. Have you seen any of us wear a vegetable before or after?

The TARDIS is a person? Are you sure about all of this? Things like that don't just happen.

I can do it! Trust me! Have I ever failed? Have I ever failed you except for that time with the SUV and the sharp turn at the head of the Bay that I missed? I don't see why everyone harps on that. Jack had the SUV pulled out of the water the next day. It wasn't that bad. If I can pilot a TARDIS, why do I need one of those human licenses anyway?

questionablewit

Yes, I could stop pestering you, but what fun would that be? It's too quiet in here. No undead hordes, no blood mages, not even gang members with increasingly silly names. They might as well call themselves Yes We All Have Deathwishes and save everyone a lot of time...

The point is, I'm bored. Do you really want me looking for entertainment on my own? Worse, do you want the mabari looking for entertainment?

I vote for the undead horde. Sure, skeletons are tough to kill (no skin to stab, pity that), but Teo can gnaw on the bones afterwards. Have you got any idea how much it costs me to keep him fed? And people wonder why I take on so many odd jobs.

I think we have issues.

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