Dear Mun . . .

You just had to get caught up in those thoughts. Today, even, when in that stupid game I'm alone. Yeah, okay, E's there but that's not the alone I mean and you know it!

[Sigh]

Right, fine, we'll use your logic and look at the topic. Yeah, it's true. I would have never dated Ben if we didn't need to have one of us in the front row. It would have been Evie we'd have fixed the love spell for if it wasn't dangerous for someone without magic to hold a magic wand. But that... No, can't argue with the logic, we're doing logic.

You're right. Without the love spell, dating Ben would have never been a thought I would have entertained, let alone actually hoped for. Boyfriends were never a thing I considered. Dating wasn't a thing I considered, because I didn't think about things I didn't want.

Which means, yeah, logically speaking, you're right. It comes from nowhere. Even without the logic, me actually liking Ben back feels odd somehow. I swear, it's that game, I wouldn't have started thinking about this if you hadn't put me in there. Ben's nice, and sweet, and he actually likes me. All of me, good and bad. He did from... from the moment I showed up.

... Yeah, okay, I think I get it now. Something is really not ringing right here, and it's not just Disney romance, is it?

I hate it when you use logic on me.

So we're doing that thing where I talk to you again and you don't listen? Great, just what I needed with my day. Like being stuck up here wasn't enough of a pain already.

I don't care what happens overall with that game you put me in. Whatever happens, I'll end up doing my own thing - that's what you liked about me in the first place, right? It's not like I actually get doing anything fun there anyway - and what's the obsession with the ripping hearts out? I'm not "Regina Mills". You can be all about the "alterna-verse family" all you like, it's not my reality, and I'm not going to play.

And I hate your ideas, that enough feedback for you? Can we get to the part when you finally let me work out how to do the dragon transformation? That seems to be the only thing you've come up with lately that I'm actually okay with.

No, I don't miss any of them, stop suggesting I do.

Okay, maybe a little...

So... you're this Mun-person, right? With the whole 'I play you, so you do as I say' deal type thing?

Yeah, let's get it clear. I don't do what others want me to. I've done the following orders from an evil overlady and when it's your own Mom, it kind of makes Christmas dinners a bit awkward. I don't mind doing stuff, but some of what you're thinking? Yeah. Not me. Especially not this... physical affection place. I don't do hugs, I barely do fist-bumps.

Also, this whole "all Fae are related" shtick you're on... You do know that's not how it works? Especially with the whole crossing companies bit that comes into it; I don't think the big boss is going to like that one. Whatever. Guess it's not completely terrible to have a family member who isn't pure evil and might actually put some effort into pretending like they care.

I feel like we need to get you a better name. Mun is not cutting it for me. Would Annoyance do?