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[expect_me]

Dear Mun:

Stop moping. You're not the one actually twiddling their thumbs in this relationship.

Also, what is a "raptor bandito" and why am I supposed to become one now?

Dubiously,
Anon

Comments

[namesram]

Dunno what that is, but it sounds like fun.

[ram_xr71]

I think it's a dinosaur with a scarf on its head. [He has no idea either, or how Anon's supposed to become one.]

[namesram]

[strokes chin thoughtfully] That'd be a "raptor bandanna". Hmmmmm. What do you think, pro? Think he could pull that off?

[ram_xr71]

[Shrugs with a grin.] I dunno, I could see it. Hey Anon, bend over and bare your teeth. [Demonstrates with a very silly 'rawr', curling fingers into 'claws'. Someone's been spending too much time with the beta Users back home.]

[expect_me]

I'm pretty sure a bandito is a theif, but what is a raptor?

They don't sound like fun.

[Srs frown is srs. No, seriously, the mun makes no sense.]

[namesram]

I'm not sure. Maybe it has to do with that new form of music Eckert keeps complaining about. So... you're supposed to rhyme really fast to distract people when you steal things?

[can't be, but it sounds funny.]

[noir_antivirus]

I didn't know birds could be Spanish bandits...though maybe your User has been dipping the bill a bit too much if they think you're one.

Might want to take the refined energy from them quick.

[expect_me]

[All the facepalm. All of it.]

She did get into the User intoxicants earlier.

What are birds? I've seen that word referenced before.

[Hey the last place didn't actually have animals.]

[noir_antivirus]

Well that solves the problem. Users make the weirdest queries when they're not thinking clearly.

Well they're...don't really know myself. I just know they sometimes show up in the search cache of my user when browsing. They fly like the jets or something and are really odd looking.

[savior_n_black]

Dude, my mun is still whining about me being able to stick with you guys.

Personally, I've about had my fill of "dark, insane, and no hot water".

[expect_me]

[Oh hai. What's up?]

Somewhere with actual colors would be nice. I think I want to see this sun thing for myself, too.

Muns are weird.

[savior_n_black]

Somewhere with sunlight is a requirement. And hot water. Electricity too, I hate trying to cook food without it.

[ Ichigo read up when talk of dinosaurs came up, you see. ]

Oh yeah, and the whole "raptor bandito" thing doesn't work. Velociraptors are too small.

[meatguy]

Reptile bandit.

[OBVIOUSLY]

[expect_me]

[It's you! Anon thought Abax ate you, so have a hug, Sokka. A.. uh.. manly hug.]

But I'm not a reptile!

[meatguy]

[Manly hugs for manly bros! Aw yeah.

Sokka is just patting Anon on the back, all manly like]

Are you sure about that, Anon? How do I know you're not going to remove some mask and reveal and some weird life-formy...face!

[HUH HUH HUH?]

[notglitching]

Users. Glitched.

[He's still pretty sure those are synonyms. Though Rinzler is eying that data upthread from Ichigo somewhat curiously. Where by curious he means all the side-eye.]

Full-shell reformat?

[Don't turn into a lizard, Anon. :c]

[expect_me]

[This situation calls for the epic double facepalm.]

I am not reformatting. I don't care how funny it is. Especially not if it's to steal those things.

[notglitching]

Not my suggestion.

[Just interpretation. Not that he doubts his own user would try, if the chance came, but for the moment, Rinzler's still pretty sure this situation calls for smirk.]

Sound like environmental threats. Don't see why you're "stealing" them.

[holeheart]

I'm so friggin' bored I feel like gouging my eyes out for fun.

[expect_me]

I dunno. Bored beats kidnapping, code-screw, amnesia, getting kidnapped to other dimensions, and having to make finding basic resources a full-time function, right?

[Yeah, looking back on it Abax wasn't the most welcoming of environments. It only marginally beats the constantly fighting an army of Clu's forced bit.]

[holeheart]

Huntin' for food and stuff was fun! In it's own way. But scavenging is a thing that Hollows hafta be good at. [he frowns] The rest... I don't know. Most of it was bad. But some of it was better than nothing. Trust me, Anon. There's nothing worse than oblivion.

[voiceless_anon]

[Have all ther exasperated looks on your behalf, otherself.]

[My mun read the comics. Raptor banditos appear to be the opposite of our function - theft, chaos and disturbing the peace.]

[expect_me]

[Yup. Face, meet palm. Oh, you're acquainted.]

Well that figures. Muns.

I guess I can see the joke. I don't know about you but my runtime involved a lot of the last two whether I wanted it to or not.

[themiracle]

[After seeing Ichigo's explanation upthread, Quorra's face lights up. She also may've skipped over (read: ignored) the part where Ichigo said they were too small to ride. Small details.]

Oh User. That would be so awesome!

I could help you catch one.

[Yes. Yes, this is a good idea.]

[expect_me]

[Aw, have a hug, brosis. It's been too quiet without you.]

It sounds like it would be like catching gridbugs. Why would I want to do that?