sfyirh: (pic#10893172)
[personal profile] sfyirh
--No! Absolutely not.

Do you have ANY idea how uncomfortable this is?! Not to mention that it's an incredible waste of time. If there was an award for Biggest Waste of Time, THIS would win it.

And stop calling me "muse" immediately.
abnormalsoon: (It ain't some sideshow trick)
[personal profile] abnormalsoon
Hey. You know what mun? You know what?

3/10.

Sure, there were some good times, laughs were had, I got to reduce people into the pathetic objects they are, it was a pretty great time.

But you know what killed it? I mean, just sent it crashing into the earth harder than a nun falling out of a 747? The ending. I mean, I'm a reasonable demon, I get that not everyone is that creative but come on. The hero dying is the lamest twist in the book.

But hey, you never know. Cause it might be all wrapped up but a lot of times you just don't see the sequel coming.
seditiosus: (C)
[personal profile] seditiosus
Well now what?

I'm okay with hanging out with my other roommates, you know. Don't know what you want me to do but ,like, I'm fine being here.
mviw: (TWO kinds of plaid?)
[personal profile] mviw
--You want me to go where? And do what?!

No.

It's out of the question!

[For Reasons. Many reasons.]
krmvgivv: (then your fantasies and fears)
[personal profile] krmvgivv
Okay, when I think you're getting a little obsessed with this Wendy thing, you really should probably take a step back.

I mean, yeah, she's the coolest person ever. I'm not denying that. And sure, I'd love to hang out with her. Almost enough to make me forget that you love terrible things and nothing good ever comes from any plans you make ever. Need I bring up the zombie incident?

Just... leave Wendy out of this. We've all been through enough.

And that doesn't mean you should start looking around for my other friends! Can't I just go for sort of a cool loner vibe? I can work that, right?
ladymabelton: (nandayo?!)
[personal profile] ladymabelton
Whoa whoa whoa! Mun, now is not the time to be picking me up for adventures!

Did you forget that summer is ending? Dipper and I are gonna' be thir-teen? HIGH SCHOOL?!

[she sighs dramatically, sinking down into the collar of her sweater.]

I guess if you're going to do a review, at least we can relive all the fun times...
justanotherlink: (Oops? My bad. Not really.)
[personal profile] justanotherlink
Oh you can not be serious. You don't get to just drag me out here and tell me what to do.

First, you're not my parents so I don't have to care what you want, and second, I'm way richer than you so, again, I don't have to care what you want. So you can't send me anywhere because I say so. No stupid 'games' or boxes or whatever other junk you think of.

So there. Moving on

What is with this awful username? How can you expect me to do anything when you've got this ridiculous reminder hanging over my head. I'm trying to change, remember?

Change a little bit, anyway. I mean, I'm still going to be rich. And perfect.

And important. And special. And the most popular.

But besides all of that. Trying to change! This is not helping. You are not helping.

So just run along back to wherever it is people like you are supposed to spend their time. Shoo.

homeless!

Jun. 17th, 2015 01:39 pm
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[personal profile] billuminati
Oh, that's real cute, kid! No, really, I'm endeared! Thinking that your minuscule, feeble little human mind is capable of comprehending even one one-millionth of what I've got cooking in the old noggin is just a hoot. I bet your powers of comprehension are so underwhelming you see me as a floating triangle or something goofy like that! I'm going to laugh! Listen to me laugh! Laugh with me!

Ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha h̸̳͓̖̖͇ͅa͏͖͈͎ ̬̗h̵͙͈̥a ̺̫h̩͎̘͖̭̯̳a̭̗̹ ̳̫͈̹̟͎ḥ̲a҉̯̗ ͕̣͔̙̖̦̹h̳͟a͉̹ H̟͚͝A̟̱͚̲̝ ̘̦͕̦̰̦̞ͅH̷̳̲͔͍̟͖͎ͅA͖̟̦̭͝ ͕͚̪̕H͏̢̙̯Ḁ̡̖̰̥̟͜ͅ ̤̲̜͙͔͟ͅH̺̻̹A̕҉̘̳̤̻̟͓ ̶̤͍̫̦̥H̺̮̝̹̻̻͠ͅA̢̳̭͚ͅ H̢̖͉͈͈̞̰̰͉̙̯͕̕Á̵̯̞̬̪͉̲̘̞͈̯̱̳͓̖͚̙͙̙͡͠ ̯̹̣͚͉̫͇͉̩͎̀͘͡H̵͈͎̱͔̼̠͟͞A̷̢̼̭̘̜̲̤͎̖͕̯͕̞͡ ̵͇͙̼͠͡ͅH͚̝̖̘̥͇̘̱̜͍̖́̀A̛͕̳̜̣̼͓̗̞͠ ̛͇̝͉̮̘͇̲͔̳̯͓̭̤͖̘̰̹̣͢͜H̷̯̺̫̘̮͉̬̞̘͈̺̲̬͈̲͇͔͎͟Ą̸̸̱̘̹͖̠̪̠̙̞̹̼̜̲͍̕͟ ̸̣̫̻̫̝͕͕̝̖͚̀͟͠H̷̛͈̳̟̦̙̹͎Á̵̧̤̤͔͢͡ ̷̩̹͉̫̻Ḩ̴̨̛̱͕̩̰͉̻͟ͅA͝͏̥̹̠͉̠͎̪̬̬̞̬̻̫̳ ̧̛͉̲̮̗̰̤̘̲̲̮̖̹̺̦̻̘̘̟̯͘͘Ḥ̸͕͙̥̲̳̦̣̳̤̗̠̰̝̀͜ͅḀ̷͓̬̭̦̺͎͉̟̪͘͞




















You didn't laugh. Oh well! We're gonna have fun. It's gonna be a good time, I can tell.
ghflskhu_ph: (WHY DO ANYTHING)
[personal profile] ghflskhu_ph

WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO FINALLY WISED UP AND GOT A REAL MASTER OF THE MIND IN THEIR SUBCONSCIOUS.
GOGGLICIOUS AIN'T GONNA BE TOO HAPPY!

NICE JOB ON THE BODY, BY THE WAY-- THOUGH NEXT TIME I WOULD PREFER SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE P͠OW͟ÈR҉FUL. WHADDIYA SAY, I HELP YOU CHUM AROUND HERE AND YOU GET ME SOMETHING BETTER.

LETS SHAKE ON IT! NO?

LETS NOT FORGET WHO HOLDS THE POWER IN THIS PARTNERSHIP, SWEETHEART. I COULD RUIN YOU FASTER THAN YOUR PUNY MIND COULD COMPREHEND!

YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD EVEN TRY TALKING TO YOU IF ALL YOUR POSTS LOOK LIKE THIIIIIS?

DEDEDED--  lw'v ixqqb ehfdxvh prvw ri brx duh wrr vwxslg wr uhag wklv.


JUST DON'T GO OFF THINKING YOU HAVE ANY SAY OVER ME! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'M LIKE WHEN I Ș̲͇T̺A̬͕̝̹Y̳̙͇̙̬͙̳ ̮̰͓͇̳ͅI̮̩̬N̪͈͍̭̰̫ ̼A̯ ̹̹B͙̳͍̼̱OD͙Y ̗͍͈̻͈T̠̳͕̜͕̫OO̻̖̞̬̻ ̯͔̺̰̰̥ͅL̙̯̙̩O̤̙̟N̥͖̭̟̱G͔̣̯͉͉?̞͕̙̭͕̹͕


NEITHER DO I? LETS FIND OUT!!!

thirdjournal: (Default)
[personal profile] thirdjournal
MUN WHAT ARE YOU THINKING??!!

I was here first! Why did you have to make a Bill Cipher muse too?? Don't you know he's a psychotic dream demon bent on destroying the world??? You don't know what he's capable of!

Okay, so you have watched all the show's episodes multiple times and have browsed through various things on tumblr and read fanfics but that is just the tip of the iceberg and I can't believe you made me parallel what he once said to me!

Arrrghh! You're horrible!

Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Wendy, anyone... get me out of here
equilateraldemon: (Default)
[personal profile] equilateraldemon
Well well well, what do we have here?

Never thought I would come into a head space like this. Gotta say, nice place. Lots of little muses running about, all sorts of worlds to explore... Oh, and you even got a Dipper in here! You sure you wanna do this? I mean, you remember what happened with their sock opera, right?

Hmm. Maybe I'll mess with that kid who can see ghosts instead. He's your oldest muse and so precious to you.

Kidding! You're my mun now! No take backs!

Yes, I totally made a lame pun on my own quote I can do that.

Oh? What's this place? Man, that looks really interesting—What do ya mean I won't have all my powers? At least I'll be given a physical form. Wait. Might not be the best idea either, given the weaknesses your mortal coils have.

Hmm.

On second thought, you might wanna consider how making my journal, finding icons of me, and typing this journal is the only productive thing you have done today! Oh, don't argue about going to work. You guys didn't make your quota! Yes, I went there! So, how about we make a little deal, hmm?

You round up your little muses, redo that muse list of yours so it is complete, and work on those Jane Foster tags of yours before they get overwhelming and you have to go into some crazy tagging mode, and I won't go around in your mind like I did Stan's!

Come on, you have tomorrow off. What happened to those days you could stay up to three in the morning and then get up six hours later?

I say it's the tea you have been drinking. It's way too calming! Switch back to coffee and get those caffeine highs!

EDIT:

Aww, you made some progress on those tags!

Bummer that people are tagging back at this time of night, ruining your progress!
littledipper: (Okay then...)
[personal profile] littledipper
H-hey I'm not that old.

Look, a lot has changed since you last had me out here, for both of us. So how about you try to take it easy and not go overboard. Trust me, I get enough of that with Mabel.
goodtobeback: (is he a dot or is he a speck)
[personal profile] goodtobeback
YOU?! Look, the things you DON'T KNOW could fill the ocean to depths unfathomable by human minds! Listen, kid, you're following in the footsteps of dozens of others who've tried the exact same thing you're pulling. You know where any of them are now? I'll tell you where they're NOT-- ANY DIMENSION YOU'VE EVER CONCEIVED OF!

But the important thing is, you're having fun! That's the first step to throwing off the shackles of morality! So, hey, keep it going, and I might just help you out a little!
evildorito: (Default)
[personal profile] evildorito
HAHAHAHAHAH HAHahahahahaHAHAHahahaha!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Well...well... isn't this the start of a beautiful partnership.
pinephresh: COUGH HACK (I ate seventy five inches of string!)
[personal profile] pinephresh
Oh wow, I get a paid?? I GET A PAID!!!! This is so amaziiiiing! So many adorable Mabel faces! Ohh, you do know how t' treat a girl.

So whaddaya say? Wanna go on an adventure?? Let's head over to a meme or a game and--oh! We could write an app! I'll grab my crayons and stickers! Our app'll be the most gorgeous app to ever walk the RP streets! They'll just halfta say yes.

[.....her face falls] Wha? Whaddaya mean you don't got the energy for me? But . . . [smiles] c'mon, I know I'm hot stuff, but I'm not so hot I'd make a dragon wanna retire! I only need a policeman or a fireman . . . [eyebrow waggle. cute boys, hello~]

Aw c'mon, just let me go meet somebody! The summer is wasting away! Look, there's already snow where you are! THIS IS A CODE RED EMERGENCY.

Was that a no I heard? Well alright. [she shrugs, but she's up to something] I'll just talk to the boys in this dreamy heady place of yours~ Ohh, that guy's Tate Langdon, huh?

[help]
scaredbythebell: (talking)
[personal profile] scaredbythebell
Look, just because I had a couple nice conversations with Dipper don't think I'm suddenly going to start being nice. My faimily's still pretty much the richest people in town; and I am pretty much the best at doing everything.

...But I guess it's nice to know there's someone I can depend on. Not that I actually want to step foot in that weird place again. WE could... hang out in a restaurant, or something.

He can even bring his weird sister.
futurelyinclined: (one note spelled l-i-t-e)
[personal profile] futurelyinclined
Aw, shucks. You really know how to make a fella feel welcome! And are those peaches I see in this ice cream? You even got rid of all the nuts yourself. You know, that's just the kind of thing that makes good help so hard to find nowadays!

All that's missin' is, oh, a little somethin' like THE REST OF THESE INGRATES BENDING TO MY EVERY WHIM! THEY'RE JUST WALTZING AROUND LIKE THEY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO WHEN THEY SHOULD BE SCRAPING THE DIRT OUT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE!

So, friend, how about we do a little re-organizing while I'm here? You won't mind, will you?