trying to re-find her voice

[questionablewit]

Yes, I could stop pestering you, but what fun would that be? It's too quiet in here. No undead hordes, no blood mages, not even gang members with increasingly silly names. They might as well call themselves Yes We All Have Deathwishes and save everyone a lot of time...

The point is, I'm bored. Do you really want me looking for entertainment on my own? Worse, do you want the mabari looking for entertainment?

I vote for the undead horde. Sure, skeletons are tough to kill (no skin to stab, pity that), but Teo can gnaw on the bones afterwards. Have you got any idea how much it costs me to keep him fed? And people wonder why I take on so many odd jobs.

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[possessed_mage]

Hawke! You're a sight for sore eyes.

[questionablewit]

I'll take that as a compliment, though I've never understood it. I can think of much better remedies for sore eyes. What's a healer as talented as yourself doing with sore eyes anyway?

[possessed_mage]

Probably because I'm stuck in a prison and can only heal in one stupid room. Did I mention their are only a couple healers? I'm a bit overworked. *Anders rubbed his eyes.*

At least I'm not living off coffee, like someone else I know. I'm surprised she hasn't keeled over yet. What are you up to lately?

[questionablewit]

[Hawke looks concerned for a moment] You're always overworked. If you took half as good care of yourself as you do of your patients... [Hawke shakes her head. Silly Anders, sleep is good for you]

Prison, huh. You must love that. I'm amazed you haven't arranged a breakout yet. What's stopping you?

I'm up to absolutely nothing, except wandering around in circles in my mun's head. I've been thinking of taking up whittling. It's that dull.

[possessed_mage]

Well, my mun tells me Fenris should be there soon....and I wouldn't want to leave without him right?

I probably shouldn't admit this but it's not completely horrible. We get to kill things, it's a bit like questing with you. Completely uncontrollable *smirk*

[questionablewit]

Given the way you two usually get along? I'd think you'd not only leave him but would tie him up and put a notice saying "Dear prison guards, you smell like moldy cabbage" on his forehead.

Not completely uncontrollable, surely.

[possessed_mage]

See, that sounds like an excellent plan. Except for the lack of prison guards and any exit.

Not completely uncontrollable perhaps, but unpredictable at least.

[questionablewit]

A prison with no guards? Terrible thought. Who do you taunt? Taunting guards is the only thing that makes being imprisoned at all tolerable, I'd imagine.

Not so unpredictable. I'm pretty reliable where sarcasm and finding random junk to sell are concerned. And giant spiders. Unfortunately.

[birchcore]

I don't remember him eating all that much, Sister.

That used to be Carver. He only said it was the dog.

[questionablewit]

I'm not so sure. I wouldn't it past either of them to sneak food and blame it on the other.

No, they were in cahoots. I'm not sure what a cahoot is, but no doubt they were in one.

[birchcore]

I can easily see those two having a contest as to who could eat more.

Then how are we sure that they were in one? I'm not sure what a cahoot is, either.

[questionablewit]

Yes, but which one would you bet on winning? My money's still on the dog. If only because Carver would get annoyed about something and forget to finish his dinner.