dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: american horror story

This did not work last time. Why do you think now will be any different?

I am rather ill-qualified for the task you are proposing. Bother the vampire once more. Leave me to my dolls.

doyoubelieveingod

No, I won't go anywhere without Violet!

I don't care what you say, I won't do it! This isn't how it's supposed to be!

notfanged

Do you have any idea what you're doing?

...no, I didn't think you did. Oh well.

aramaic

My goodness! Now aren't you the ambitious one! It's adorable. Really. How you think you handle both of us. But the truth is? [facefault] You can't. [have a shake of her head]
After all, where in the world would you even begin to find the time for all of the fun things I have planned for us? You and I both know how terrible you are at multitasking. We don't want another gum incident, do we? I didn't think so.

[a snap of her fingers] I know! I'll take care of this little problem for you. In fact, after I'm done, you won't even have to choose. You are a very lucky, munny I'm in the giving spirit today.

unwelcoming

What has come of you, child? Do you fear you will succumb to the sin that is so desperate to come out? Fear you will suddenly loose control and these...urges will come to light?

I can help you, but you must be willing. If not, you are no more than a hindrance to my—our cause. There is very important work to be done.

[a moment of silence would pass]

You think this is a joke, dont you?

[a pause]

I grow tiered of your toying with me, child. This must cease at once!

twistytheclown

Where are the children? You said they’d need my help from the freaks. I don’t want anything bad to happen to them.

Wait.

Mun, you said that you wanted to play that rich kid instead. Don’t. He’s a bad man.

columblind

Y'know . . . Don't think appin' me just 'cause "but horror movies tho" is the best idea. All you want outta me is mommy issues an' horror movie bonding. Which y'know, fun times. But a guy needs a little variety.

. . . How fucked up is Cabin in the Woods?

[very]

Cool. Well, I'm sold. Hook me up with some familiar faces, an' I'm in.

["familiar faces" being Violet. he's kind of. persistent about this]

heltersskelter

You're starting to feel spooky? Cool. That's the thing about fear. You can't really get enough of it. It's like Pringles.

I love Halloween.

columblind

Not this shit again. Look, you hate memory fucking, said it yourself. "But there's cool people there--" Bullshit. Ain't worth it if ya don't even like the entire premise.

[but with YOU it could be interesting! a you that doesn't know you died! a crazy you with only a hint that you're a bad person, and scared for it]

Jesus Christ. I'm not gonna be your fuckin' puppet, just fer entertainment. As fun a guy as I am. I don't care what else you do t' me, but I'm drawin' the fuckin' line at screwing with my head. Got it? It's screwed enough.

The memory you chose to start me off with sucks, by the way. Talkin' about my murder dreams? Way to break the clean slate before I can even dirty it up again.

[to be honest, Tate, it's either that, or the very end, you pining after Violet, so after your other memories, you'll think the continuity lends to you being with her forever :>]

Yippee, can't wait. Either way, you're not gonna have fun, so drop it. You're in way over your head, lady.

columblind

You know, maybe you shouldn't use the voices in your head as therapists. Just saying.

If you got a problem, go write about it or something. Don't take it out on us.

No, I don't care how nice they are. Believe me, I know a little something about therapists, and we're not therapists. I'll prob'ly make it worse.

What, you want me to pet your hair and tell you it's alright?

It isn't.

Protip: don't ask the unstable dead guy to comfort you. [unless you're Violet, right?] Shut up.

abandoned_skinner

Dear Mundane,

I would like to talk to you in regards to this roleplaying you wish to continue. While I should be flattered to be chosen for anything you consider to be "fun", I find this behavior of yours concerning for your own well-being.

It isn't healthy to pretend to act as someone else. Although you are aware that these roles that you're playing are not you, dipping too far into these games might result in that awareness becoming clouded. If I foresee this, I'm afraid I will have no choice but to have you admitted to Briarcliff for proper evaluation and treatment. While I will attempt for you to get the best treatment possible, I cannot be sure that Sister Jude will feel the same way.

My recommendation is for you to discontinue roleplaying at once. It would be beneficial for the both of us.

Regards,
Doctor Oliver Thredson

toughbutnocookie

This is all just some big game to you, isn't it? Something to do when you're bored?

Well, it's not. It's my life.

spalding

You are actually giving this serious thought, Mun? Come now. This is foolish.

No, do not even suggest I am afraid. I'm a ghost. What's there left to fear after death? Besides, I have a Coven to look after. There are new students now. Will their precious guard dog masquerading as a butler know the intricacies of the house? How to prepare meals, do laundry? No. He's nothing more than a useless, pretty zombie.

. . . I am not jealous. I'm a Watcher. There's no need for petty emotions, especially now.

Allow me to redirect you back to the topic at hand: games. Where would I even fit in? ~~Who would want me?~~ And what about my dolls, hm? I'd prefer to not leave them behind.

denokandafaran

Look. It's not that I particularly WANT you to "find a plot" to do with me, but you've seen me. You know me. If you can't think of anything to do, that's on you not on me.

spalding

( blah blah finale spoilers )

stevies

( Spoilers for tonight's finale... )

raspberriesnscream

If it gets me out of that house and away from those annoying bitches, I don't care if I have to be enrolled in some government program to be a superhero. I am so ok with spandex. Do you have any idea what it's like to spend forever with your perfect man and his happy family?!

Get. Me. The. Hell. Out.

And did I mention I am ok with guys in spandex?

Sign me up, already!

candylander

If this is what freedom looks like, I've wasted a long goddamn time praying for it.

You want something from me? I get a cigarette first. That's how the bartering system works, and how it'll work around here from now on. Give and take. You take everything I had left, and I get some lousy sticks of ash in return.

I won't be doing any singing during my stay here either. If you want something to rhyme with your name so badly, sing the damn song yourself.

nookie

..huh, figures.

Kind of feeling like a hypocrite yet, mun?

yourpiecenow

( re: tonight's episode )

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: american horror story

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