dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: rise of the guardians

You are meant to be asleep right now, but, uh - thanks? I actually do appreciate you taking two minutes of your time to make something that I'm sure everyone will appreciate.

I mean, it's not easy to come up with something new for a slutty costume party these days, but we did it. We did it, and if this party goes down, I promise to make sure everyone in the city knows exactly who I'm dressed as. Just in case, you know? I'd hate for Bunny to show up and feel left out by how well-known I am in the city now. This is sure to build a great reputation for him.

You did good work, kid. Now go to bed so you actually live long enough to see this party happen.

fearbringer

Oh, player of mine!

You've been allowing me to have such fun in game events that, in exchange, I'll forgive you for that little flashlight trick in Haven. That is, I'll forgive you if you allow me to have just a little more fun over here. Does that sound good? Yes? Excellent! Let's begin.

Attention, children!

I challenge all of you-- every last one-- to a game of hide and seek. My particular version is perfect for those brave souls who enjoy being scared-- I know you horror movie and haunted house fans are out there. Those who don't like that sort of thing are, of course, just as welcome to join in-- after all, it's only a game, right?

I hide. You seek. No need to count; I'm a very fast hider.

Ready?

fearbringer

He's the one who used the word friend, not me. I think the word "friendly acquaintance" might be more fitting. Not ally; he doesn't seem to completely approve of my work.

But it's been a very long time since I've had a friend.

[Yes Pitch, your player is acutely aware of how pathetic you are. Good job.]

knucklesandwich

Mun? I know you want to join a game, and that your other muse is taken, but…

[And here, Tooth pauses as she rubs her forearm.] Do you really think it's such a good idea to send me to the horror game, instead?

dreamsandmiracles

[A stop sign, a typewriter with pages flying out of it, followed by the word go and a miniature carnival flitted by brightly.]

You need to stop doubting your writing abilities and start having some fun again, Mun.

[ The general gist of the message Sandy is trying to convey via a smattering of sand messages drifting through the air. He's had just about enough of watching her flounder around trying and then deciding she's failed at something, or that she doesn't even have time for something fun. His Mun could really stand to take a page out of one of his friend’s books.]

fearbringer

You can't blame me for thinking this is funny. And really, if one of them had to show up, I'd want it to happen exactly like this.

fearbringer

I'm not meant to be a human. Don't think you get off the hook just because the plot wasn't opt-in-- you chose the game.

I shouldn't be doing things like working for the police, or making friends with coworkers, or babysitting little girls. I have one job, and that's being the spirit of fear. It's fundamentally wrong to include beings like me-- and Raava, for that matter-- in things like this. Whatever being is in charge here must be like us in some way, and they should understand that spirits aren't like mortals. Dragging us onto other worlds is disrespectful enough, but messing with us like this...

We have purpose in the world far beyond anything an individual human could have. Attempting to remove that purpose, even temporarily, goes too far.

northern_guardian

There is new Guardians movie? Has Pitch returned?

fearbringer

Oh, now you have to apply for me, and do your best to get in. Imagine the looks on the Guardians' faces if they came along and found out I was friendly with a demigod.

Better than enemies with a demigod, I say.

fearbringer

A second game? I'm flattered. Careful, you're going to make me think that you like me.

fearbringer

It's been almost five months.

I want my nightmare sand back. Watching bad dreams just isn't the same as creating them.

fearbringer

I don't... miss them. Not in the way other characters you play would, anyway. That would require attachment, and that's something that I just don't do, because any immortal who lets themselves truly care about a mortal is either an idiot or a masochist. They were interesting to talk to-- and yes, in some cases, a good deal more nice to me than I'm used to. But lonely or not--

[-- and he is--]

-- you'd do well to remember that any desire for connection is a human influence on me. It isn't innate or central to my being; it's something to be overcome, not succumbed to. If I ever got to the point where I'm throwing myself at the feet of the first person to toss a few kind or sympathetic words in my direction, I'd want to be put out of my sad, pathetic misery.

And I'm not, nor have I ever been, anywhere near that point.

fearbringer

You're really going to saddle me with a kid for the weekend. A boogeyman kid, yes, but...

[HEAVY SIGH]

If your intention is to give me a partner in crime, you're failing. The event lasts three days; that's hardly enough time to properly train a new spirit.

Oh, it'll be fun, I'll grant you that. I'm sure I'll end up enjoying it, and there are a couple people who will probably provide me with amusingly horrified reactions. But if you're hoping for me to gain anything from it.... well. You're going to end up disappointed.

easterbunnyhophophop

No! Bad!

[A tiny lady of few words. Someone is very annoyed with her Mun for pulling her away from a certain Guardian's Easter Egg Hunt.]

Easter Bunny eggs! Hide hide hide!

[And to bring that point home, she's taking her basket away from the Mun's sight and stubbornly hugging one of the eggs close. No Mun. You are not getting one. She was busy finding them when you picked her up.]

dogspelledbackward

[She would say something to her mun, but this time Amaterasu has something a tad more specific in mind.

Scattered all over Dear Mun are hundreds of sheets of paper, some stuck to walls, but most just strewn across the floor. And on all of these sheets of paper is written the same message:

Amaterasu herself can be found scattering even more of the papers, looking quite pleased with herself.]

fearbringer

See? I'm great with kids. Children love me. If I had any interest at all in being a Guardian, I'd run circles around the Big Four.

fearbringer

I assure you, the lack of children matters little to me. The belief of adults may not be as sweet, but I'm willing to settle.

Just you wait. Soon enough, the entire castle will fully and completely believe in my existence. The Guardians can have Earth. I'll have Paradisa.

lake_effect

Hey, c'mon now! Don't see it that way!

Maybe see it like this. In the summer, you sweat until you stink and you feel stuffed. Winter is ten times better! You can sled and roll around in the snow, and honestly? You can have fun without feeling like you're going to pass out. Summer does that to you.

In reality, you like this stuff though. I mean, how many times did you say last summer that you wished it was single digits? Yeah. If you forgot, let me tell you: a lot.

I hate to tell you that I can't keep winter around forever. So enjoy it while it lasts! And don't get angry when you're frying in summer, 'cause I'll tell you I told you so!

fearbringer

You couldn't have fudged it a little? Plenty of players have me keep it even without Sandy around; it's not without precedent. And on top of losing part of my fear-sensing abilities, you've really given me two losses when almost everybody else has only one. Does that sound fair to you?

... Don't think I don't see those sarcastic sad faces in the subject line. It's not funny.

waywardspirit

Oh, c'mon, can you blame me? I'm bored. Really bored. I feel like I'm in an episode of Hoarders, cooped up in your head with all the other stuff on your mind and only let out every once in a while for a quick run around the block.

I wanna go places and do things again. Like we used to. I don't even care where or what at this point, as long as it's fun.

C'mon, new journal, new layout, and you're not even going to do things with it? You can't tell me you're not itching for something too.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: rise of the guardians

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