based on absolutely nothing besides the fact that I haven't slept and I love him

[thatwasapun]

Yannow, Mi-Miss Mundane, I can see a whooooooole lotta what goes on in your brain from up in here!

[... for a beat, he cringes.]

Yeah, we gotta ta-talk about some o' your browsin' habits. Eugh. But! That is for another time! For right now, I just wanna address ooooone lil' thing that's been on yer mind:

If you reeeeeally wanna see me in a skirt, a-a-a-all you gotta do is ask nicely. And may-maybe throw in some money if you're feelin' generous.

[he has the single most shit-eating grin on his face in the entire world. I am going to kill this machine. god as my witness.]

Comments

[mustardole]

IF U LYKE WAT YOU SEE

THROW A LIL MONEY DOWN

LOL

[How'd QWERTY get out.]

OH MY CHRIST?????

[thatwasapun]

Yeeeeah, that's what I'm-- ... talkin'... aaaabout.

Uh. QWERTY? W-what're ya doin' out here, buddy?

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SHOULD BE ASLEEP OOPS HI

[mustardole]

WAT AM I DOING WHERE?

I WAS ALREADY HERE

HI I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD

[thatwasapun]

Well, y-y-y-y-y-you know, outside o' the manor. Uh. Don't the Walters kinda need ya back there?

IT WAS QWERTY OR TWO OTHERS. QWERTY HAPPENS

[mustardole]

I DUNNO

LOL

[Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait. Wait. Outside of the manor-- there is suddenly a somewhat distressed flashing of exclamation points flashing.]

OMG I AM OUTSIDE

I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE QWERTY AT ALL omg

[thatwasapun]

Tha-tha-that's what I'm tryin' to say! How'd you even get out here, anyways?

SURPRISE!

[mustardole]

PEOPLE SQUISHY THING

KIDNAPPED????







RABBIT WHEN DID U GET HERE