mun gives muse a headache for reasons.

[ser_onions]

[ "Can I call you Davy?" ]

No.

[ "Can I go back to reading fan-fiction about you and Stannis?" ]

...No.

[ "Can we go to Amatomnes?" ]

NO. Mun Dane, [ he thinks it's my title...lol ] just because I cannot read doesn't mean you have an excuse not to. We will not do any one any good unless you are prepared to be thorough about this, which, with your history, I am not so sure. I wouldn't place bets on it working out well...at least not yet. Give it time. Have patience.

[ "You mean it doesn't drive you insane that Stannis is stuck on an island of sin and debauchery somewhere and there is, currently, nothing you can do about it?" ]

...He would want me to come prepared. Which means advising you, Gods help me.
Do we really have to go there? Can't we just...rescue him and leave? ._.

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[attemptsperfection]

Muns don't really like to listen. Sorry, you're stuck.

[ser_onions]

Most people don't like to listen. Or they listen, but do not accept what you have to say.

Oh, I'm not stuck yet. Not there, at least.

Your sympathy is kind, young stranger.

[attemptsperfection]

Hm, yeah...sounds about right.

It's no problem I guess...but I can't exactly help either so there's no point really.

[ser_onions]

You can't help...being sympathetic?

[attemptsperfection]

No, I mean, sympathy isn't going to help. It can't exactly shoot lasers at your mun and make them stop. Can't make people listen. I feel bad for you and...I'd like to do something. But, I'm pretty useless as it is.

[ser_onions]

He and I will have words if he ever gets around to finishing that book.
My expectations are low, I am not overly concerned.

[ His gruff face softens. ] Boy, no one is useless. What is your name?

[attemptsperfection]

There's always the show...buuuut you look like the kind of guy not to know what a tv is.

[There's a frown there.]

Pretty sure I'm one of the lucky few than. But, it's Caleb...

forgive the 1 icon

[ser_onions]

[ His face scrunches briefly. ] Like the theater?

[ He gives a small bow with his head. ] It is my pleasure to meet you then, Caleb. What has you convinced that you are useless?

Actually I come bearing gifts!

[attemptsperfection]

Something like that.

But, what's convinced me? Everybody in my life.

(ooc; I went snooping and I found some icons you might like)

[shadowbinder]

You are still lost, Ser Knight.

[ser_onions]

[ Sigh. Why did it have to be you. ]

For now. [ Have the Seaworth stare. ] My Lady.

[shadowbinder]

Yet you need not be, for all you need do is come into the light.

[ser_onions]

[ Your persistence will not work Melisandre. Davos is a rock.

A wet, slippery, mossy rock, but a rock. ]

Lo--King Stannis is my light.

[shadowbinder]

His Grace is the Lord’s chosen.

[ser_onions]

Then our causes are aligned. I cannot see what more you could want of me.

[shadowbinder]

You know already, Ser Knight, what it is.

[ser_onions]

If you want me to worship your Lord of Light, you need only convince His Grace to ask me. [But you know this and part of why you make him uncomfortable is his inclination that this is not all that you want from any of them.]

I would not pretend to know your desires, my Lady.

[shadowbinder]

[Melisandre knows well enough that the only gods Stannis worshiped were honour and duty.]

It is not about his Grace asking. It is about you accepting. On your own.

/cries tears of blood

[bruxisms]

No.

[ Are these muns touched? Or worse? ]

there, there /dabs eyes softly

[ser_onions]

My sentiments exactly. [ He bows his head. ]

Your grace.

ooh mr seaworth ooh

[bruxisms]

Though your company is sorely missed, I would not have you endure such a place.

[ again. particularly not after... ]

don't go making him blush now

[ser_onions]

[ After...? ]

I would not have you endure alone.

[some_kinda_hero]

Do you know how long my mun has been sitting on a finished app for that game?

omg hi x-x

[ser_onions]

...No.

Your Mun would send you to such place? [ Apparently it is unpleasant. ]

HI BFF! *loves on*

[some_kinda_hero]

Apparently. App's been filled out for at least a year or two, and the site's just sitting in her bookmarks. Iunno...I mean. I know there are perks to having sex with me because of the ability and all, but this is just a tad too much.

I can take some relief in knowing she just threw Psylocke and Widow into games, so...kinda too busy. But I somehow doubt it'll last. Why does yours want you there?