dear_mun | Feb. 11th, 2013

Feb. 11th, 2013

Hey, you. Y'know, I was gonna let you off, cuz the name was actually pretty cool...

But this...

[Someone isn't happy with the wardrobe.]

Like I give a shit if it's for an event. Didn't you say there was some game you were getting ready for?

Yeah, I'm all for taking it easy. There's a difference between that and procrastinated. Tch. You're really pissing me off, y'know?

msfabulosity

My dearest mundane (such a terrible name to call you; can't it be something brighter?),

I'm afraid I must mention a few things to you, if you would be so kind as to lend me an ear. First of all, darling, that double tiered skirt you are planning on sewing is by no means going to pick itself up off the floor and stitch itself together for you. Come, come! You only have a little over a month to complete this and I refuse to see the work you've already done go to waste!

Of course, if it were me taking care of things, you would have a complete and polished ensemble by now.

[Flips her mane]

Second, I have touched up here and there in your headspace just about as much as I can, and while it is lovely, you promised you would take me out to see the world by now! Surely anymun can see a lady such as myself would grow dreary and bored without a change of scenery. ... I still refuse to consider this "Tower" place you have in mind, however. Not until it has received dusting, waxing, polishing, and a nice new coat of paint!

Lastly, goodness. In the name of Celestia, please find it in your heart to tell another so-called "muse" of yours in here to take that drab and outdated leather coat off! It does absolutely nothing for him. I've tried to insist a nice orange scarf, perhaps a touch of green or seafoam, but he continues to refuse! I simply cannot let a crime against fabulosity go--

[And somewhere in the headspace, an Axel tosses a pillow at her.]

... Well. I never!

firstfoxywife

And what do you plan to do with me exactly?

Bringing me out on a whim is very... undisciplined.

soapskating

[There's a freestanding, pointless-looking door in Dear_Mun that wasn't there before. A draconequus in neon sunglasses and the most atrocious hawaiian shirt forcefully kicks it open with a cloven hoof, barges through, and dumps two suitcases and a straw hat on the floor. Oh yes, he's back.]

Ahh, here we are at last! A sun-and-sea holiday is one thing, but there's nothing quite like returning to a nondescript diary space full of complaining cross-dimensional beings to shake off those rusty headspace blues.

Now, I'm overdue for some serious chaos action... [He grabs a megaphone.]

If anyone has want of a spirit of disharmony in their crazy magic jamjar land, by all means drop me a line! You'll find me at the punch bowl! [Which has now just conveniently appeared, along with a buffet table and balloons. Welcome back, self?]

Current Mood: chipper

clocking_out_early

Whoa, mun. Long time no see.

Gotta ask- why'd you break me out when you went through all the trouble of makin' a journal for that other guy? Y'know, the guy with the eyepatch and the black coat from that other series? You've got enough going on that you probably ain't going to have time for me and another character, but if you plan on slacking off at work I ain't going to stop you. Not really the poster boy for "good work habits" myself.

This time, couldja try sticking me somewhere with Rude or Elena? No spaceships, either.

cutshort

He died so I wouldn't have to.

[In other words:]

You're a bitch.

stfuscarab

No way.

Seriously. No, even if I wouldn't have the scarab yelling at me anymore, ~~[BLESS.]~~ getting me a Pokewhatsit that acts just like it isn't any better. It could walk around and do what it wants! How is that a good idea?

[You can train it. And keep it in the ball. And--]

Doesn't matter! It's still a bad idea.

yellow_eyes

[ Because enablers have enabled. ]

Someone's been having fun lately. ~~Not as much as me but almost.~~

While you're busy writing what you think you understand about me, could you put that movie back in? What was it called - Battle Royale? My kind of entertainment.

[ "You're a headcase, Muse." ]

You're the one that let me into your head, m'boy. That makes you worse.

pinnedandbroken

So you wound up making the deadline? You still have to unpack and there's the chance that they won't accept the application. It's ugly and not worth consideration. Seimei will be there as well, I won't be allowed to see Ritsuka, so it doesn't matter anymore.

I told you that Seimei would not allow me to leave so easily.

darknessb4me

What do you mean my body is missing? How do you lose a corpse?

If someone raises me from the dead I'm going to be extremely annoyed.

the_tv_is_a_lie

...It was necessary, even if I didn't like [Read: Hated] the idea of leaving Shirogane-san behind.

Things were just too far gone for us to get back into.

istheindustry

My dear girl - as little as you can be faulted for desiring my company, did you really have to make it sound so urgent? It isn't as though you're doing anything particularly noteworthy; so it's been well more than half a year already. Good for you! In fact, I'm almost proud of you - it's not every day that I'm spirited off to some completely random world of your choosing, where I'm expected to do absolutely nothing that either interests or benefits me. It's an honor, truly.

[Okay, okay, the mun gets your point, jfc...]

Honestly, my dear, I'd think you would have learned by now that this will be done my way or not at all; unless you intend to improve your performance, I quite simply have nothing further to say to you.

...And don't even consider giving me any lip regarding how you'll see me here in another few months - you know as well as I that I don't intend to remain in that world anywhere near a full year.

[Yeah, it's kind of cute that you think you can hand down ultimatums here, Reaver. You don't even have your guns, where you are.]

pickthebottleup

There is no good death. The idea is a fiction, written by those who'd have men go to die for them. Dulce et decorum etc, you've read your histories, you know it too. The only decent oblivion comes from drink, to put you in such a state that when life leaves you, it might creep away without your notice.

That's how I meant to go, at least.

But-- and do not mistake this for my holding one death as good and the other bad, or for my saying that I'd rather go this way than that way, but I must say, that whatever the death itself, as far as last moments go... or as any moments go at all, I doubt that I could ever surpass those.

So look elsewhere. I'd not make much of a reformer, and I don't want another spin at the wheel. Not for god, nor the devil, nor for no naval emperor, nor heaven, hell, humanity, or France.

[Nor for him?]

[Yeah obviously that's where this is going.]

[There's literally nowhere else to go with you.]

...For him.

whip_my_hair

You can't decide where to take me from? I'm sorry! It's fine, really. There's a lot of time left, right? You don't have to choose now. You can think about it more.

Sorry...

makemyday

Oi. How long has it been since you've actually done something worth my time? Come on, for g--someone's sake, you spend all your time doodling and drawing for your silly blogs while I'm left here hanging in the background like a dead fish at a market.

And not even a good fish that you'll consider purchasing to take back to your flat to make a good meal out of.

You've dropped outta the only game I was in for over a year? You've really got some nerve. I mean, it wasn't exactly paradise there but ya went and left the angel on his own. The curly-haired idiot's not gonna be able to survive there long without someone there to watch his back, what were you thinking??

Anyway, make up your damn mind and either throw me into another game or leave me hanging on the hook. It'd be nice to know which way you're going instead of being left in the dark.
And if there's one thing I don't like, it's being left in the dark.

mathemagician

Out of all of the points you could take me from, you had to pick that one.

Did you think about this at all?

Neither of us have time to deal with this.

~~It's bad enough losing him.~~

Current Mood: angry

dododo

I'm not quite sure what exactly it is you want me to say. Hello? Well, I suppose that's as good as any.

Hello!

Now, then, what have we got here?

iburncold

Mundane. I understand that you enjoy me, and I am definitely okay with this, but your headspace is dreadful.

Not only am I crammed up here with one of the Winchesters, but also my little brother, and two apes who don't stop singing about their feelings.

This is almost as bad as the cage. Almost. Get. Me. Out. Of. Here. Or, find me a home that can distract me, before I smite the shrieking chimpanzees.

It would be greatly appreciated.

not_poppins

You know, most of them around here would say "Honestly, what ARE you doing", but I think it's a fabulous idea. If nothing else, I'll have a lot more stories to tell. And well, you know me. Love keeping people entertained, love ... just about everything, really.

And don't even worry about theories. Could you just let me be me? Please? I'd love it if you could. We'll worry about the rest when it gets here. It's what I've always done.

... Now then. Anyone else feel like playing Madame Vastra's one-word game?

solowingpixy

So, we've finally got a way to communicate, huh? I'm actually surprised it took you a month and a half to find it.

I still don't know what you were thinking with putting me in that place. I still have a hard enough time accepting that it's a magic castle. I'm almost wanting to hear you tell me that I'm in a coma back in Belka. Especially given those 'plans' of yours regarding Kirijo and Kujikawa.

And don't go blamin' me for your inability to pay attention and keep up on things in the game. Your lack of attention is your own fault, and it's got nothing to do with me being 'stubborn'. You sure you're even capable of handling me in the long run, kid? [DON'T CALL YOUR MUN A KID, PIXY.]

You shouldn't have your hopes up, either. I highly doubt that friend of yours would bring Cipher in the end. Can't say I'm sure if I want to see him again, no matter how appropriate that Hell is for the Demon Lord.

[...]

By the way, quit yelling every time I "steal" one of your kills. It's not my fault you're too slow to be flying that Wyvern. Not sure how Cipher got that title of his when you're the one doing the flyin'.

barefootbender

Putting me in a game, huh? You know, that sounds great. Really, it does. I don't mind going... maybe it'll even be kinda fun.

But there's only one PROBLEM, dummy! How am I supposed to see when everything's made of... of... that stuff!

What was it called... plastic?

WHAT THE HECK IS PLASTIC?!

kawkaw

Well...I guess I should be glad that you did anything, so...thanks for that.

But really? Did you have to pick that name?

I really don't say it...that often...

skyrocketsuperpunch

So...

This is where we practice my voice, right? Well, I shall do my best so that we can find a place for me.

Please, do not lose confidence!

After all, there are people I want to see, too...

dogtiers

at least we are both used to wait?

but YAY IS FINALLY HAPPENING!! :D

destinyandchicken

I don't care about not having a place, what is a place if it is a place without he? It would be as a rose without petals or a bed without it's covers, cold and useless and unappealing.

I need my fair noble prince if I am to ever survive the harshness of the outside world.

Fetch him to me this moment, my life, my love, my Arthur.

Heartbrokenly,
Lady Vivian

resinkept

But Yuuki isn't allowed to go outside. Mommy and Daddy said outside is too dangerous...

dreamsonwings

Mun-san? Why did you wake me up?

What's that tower place you and your friends were talking about?

twiceburned

I would say you must be joking...but your sense or humor appears to be even worse than Hal Jordan's.

[He's also going to purposely avoid the reason as to why he will be temporarily taking Aya's place on the Barge.]

shinigamisgrin

Oh no, no. No you are not going to use me to drag Heero into this mess. It's bad enough Quatre and Treize are there.

... You've already used me, haven't you?

Sometimes you aren't so bad. Now? Not one of them.

brasssincere

Mun...

You can't possibly be serious.

truckerhats

Whoa, whoa, whoa, mun. Let's apply the brakes for a second here. I'm brand spakin' new in this headspace of yours, and I gotta say, I like what you've done with the place, but really, why don't you just take a deep breath and cool your jets? Absolutely no need to start looking around at those game-things; FYI, I'm pretty comfy where I am.

captainofdespair

I see you've decided to release me. How foolish of you.

Find my master; I've reports to make.
The situation has changed.

[He got stabbed in the knee by a Hobbit of all creatures and it actually wounded him. This is a problem.]

maxwells_thief

Just had to bring me out again, didn't you?

Didja wonder about whether I wanted to come out? Didn't think so.

Old hag.

arach_nerd

Okay, level with me here, why have you been giggling over that skate-park warehouse lair scene in the Ninja Turtles movie for the past hour?

[Because Sam Rockwell is the lead thug.]

Wait, what? Seriously?

Hey, Hammer! Regular or Menthol?

irritum

So. You're finally interested in playing with me again? Ha. I'm not some toy to be discarded when you get bored. Step it up or leave me alone.

tangoesque

Did I fall asleep?

leadingreen

Mun, as flattered as I am about your enthusiasm about the existence of my world. [well the almost existence...grumble.]

...Yes.

If I'm of no use here, then I'm afraid I cannot stay, both as my duty as the leader of the Autobots, and a Green Lantern.

[Canon is the crossover that never (and should've) happened.]

notjustaposterboy

It's great to have all of this attention. Really, don't get me wrong. I like it and I probably deserve it, but there's the bad kind of attention, too.

So let's put down the frying pan and just have a civilized talk. That's not too hard, right?

snowymischief

You left out the part where you say "for the fourth time in less than two weeks". I'm flattered you kept coming back to see me, though. But don't you think that's kind of overdoing it just a little bit? I mean, you've see it that much, but you don't even have any plans for me!

C'mon, don't you have a game or something you want to send me to? Even some of those "musebox" things would be cool. You know I don't like to just sit around for very long.

solo_patria

Madame Secretary-

Perhaps when I asked you to find others of my friends at Christmas, I did not make enough things clear to you. I had hoped that they would all live with other mundanes and that I was not forced to share space with a Courfeyrac who is actively antagonizing me at every turn with his juvenile, incessantly stupid and increasingly idiotic antics.

If you cannot control him and his midnight visits to my apartment, his prank phone calls, his crude sexual commentary on how I choose to spend my time , then perhaps you should not have allowed him access to the internet. Or perhaps you should not have allowed him to come to a place where he has become my sole problem to focus on and deal with.

Can you not control the man or WILL you not? the implications arise toward the latter, and provided that is true, my estimation of you begins to fall, despite the years we've spent writing together in one form of universe or another.

For the love of everything that we hold dear, you, and he, had better begin growing up, or there will be the sort of ramifications that I can still provide. I dare say that you, and the game, do not want to find yourself in that position.

Think carefully, Madame. Tread carefully, or I may soon no longer be your problem.

-A. Enjolras

Current Mood: aggravated

clusteringstars

I don't think I need an entire day dedicated to myself, much less based on a word pun.

... Still, I appreciate the thought. Thank you.

surprisedcarrot

Hey, writer-person...

First of all, where does that name come from? Who even thinks of a description like that?! It's just red hair, you don't think I heard enough bad jokes about it in high school?

Second, sending me to a whole city filled with preternatural being and monsters? That is different from St. Louis how exactly? I just finished moving!

But alright, alright, I'll think about it. At least Anita's there. Maybe she can use some help.

talen

Just when I think you've finally forgotten all about me.

I'll have you know I like being no one important. I'm surrounded by a lot of important people back home and they tend to make my life unpleasant, probably because they're jealous of all the free time I have.

And don't have me say that at least I can be happy that Mirtai isn't around to beat- sorry, train me. We both know the Gods have a terrible sense of humour like that.

Talen, ~~Unwilling~~ Pandion Knight-in-Training

delabc

[ Look who's dragged his bedraggled rear in here at last. Would someone kindly dim the lights, and provide adequate refreshments.

He's looking worse for wear, mussed and crotchety, in all likelihood a bit on the sleep-deprived side. But it's a lifestyle, so he'll roll with it. ]

What's everyone doing around here, then? And what's this Mun business we're crowing on about?

literallyme

Mundane!

It's been too long, really. How have you been? I assume busy, since you disappeared off the face of the earth a little while ago without so much as a goodbye. But I'm glad to see you're back and ready for action. We need more people like you: willing to come back to those you've abandoned.

semiotician

You made me kiss him back! Do you have any idea how awkward that could get? Do you? Besides, even drunk I would know that his stupid method of shutting me up was a bad idea so it's fucking insulting that you had me sticking my tongue in his mouth, okay?

And just what were you hoping to accomplish with this anyway? I know your brain runs on some sort of fucked up romance novel logic but guess what, this doesn't change anything. One kiss is not going to make him magically realize that he wanted to be in a stable and commited relationship all along, and it's not going to make me any more inclined to deal with his bloody issues. We are not "in denial" or whatever else you've been telling yourself, we just know what works and we were doing a pretty good job of sticking to it until you decided to mess things up.

If this gets weird I am so blaming you.

myleaderisadumbass

[Hello mun, don't mind Saki looking at her user name. There might be a small smirk as well.]

It's accurate that's for sure. Are you sure you want to do this? I'm not the type of girl you usually have around.

But I do have to admit that it's nice that you're considering about sending me to a game despite the setting. But at least Adachi will be there.

[Horror place go figure. And you heard right.]

Just make sure you have everything together before deciding to send me anywhere, ok?

justcrywolf

So we're wasting time, is that it? Boredom is so fucking attractive.

In my day, we solved this problem by going out. Dancing. Singing. Drinking. And whatever else. Doesn't matter anymore, does it, with you stuck in front of your tiny screen hour after hour.

Shit.

donna_troy

Wow, back again. You know this is how revolving door jokes get started.

Ok that was a more bitter than you deserved, I'm sure you have good intentions. You honestly seem like a good person. In some ways you and I are a lot alike, but you haven't been through the things I have, frankly I hope you never have to.

I'm not going to dwell or slip into lecture mode, not like you are one of the Titans anyway; my lectures never held much weight outside of that group. I just want you to think carefully about this before either of us gets hurt or hurt someone else.

sinister_blade

You are one lazy bitch, you know that right?

Right.

littleroo

Now that I'm here- are we gonna go on an adventure mun?
Cause- cause you said Tigger was here, somewhere- right? I bet'cha he's off bouncin'!

I just can't stay too long- mama'll be lookin' for me.

worsthumanbeingever

Oh Celestial Being, GUESS WHO'S BAAAAACCCCCKKKKK?

So you're my sponsor now? Well, since you're looking for someone to cause mayhem and bloodshed around these parts then I'm you're man. Certainly beats being dead any damn day. Speaking of which... Hey Lyle, buddy, pal, I know you're out there. We got some unfinished business we need to take care of such as you trashing my Gundam and shooting me in the head... Maybe I should go kill your dear twin brother again since I hear he's alive again here or perhaps I should make some more kids orphans, you'd like that right? And don't think I haven't forgotten about you, my little Krugis brat, I've got something special planned for you that will make me manipulating you into killing your parents seem like nothing.

I also understand there are other Gundam pilots from these alternative universes who are also gonna want to stop me cause I'm evil warmonger who likes hurting people for fun and profit. Oh, Zeta Gundam, Nu Gundam, Unicorn Gundam, God Gundam, Wing Gundam Zero, Turn A Gundam, Strike Freedom Gundam. I should be so scared right? HA! Don't me laugh! I bet their all a bunch of whiny little bleeding-heart bitches just like the Celestial dumbasses of my world. I gonna massacre them and take their Gundams for a joyride! That sound fun to you, boss? Knew it would. Stick with me, kid and I'll show you a hell of a good time. It's so great to back in business!

I think we have issues.

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