and then i finished s3 and became a mess.

[onalosingstreak]

Okay . . . calm down. It's okay. Seriously.

[Talking-to-a-rabid-animal becomes bitchface quickly with this one.]

Not like this is embarrassing or anything.

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[untilmydarknessgoes]

Normally I'd say dignity's overrated, but...

[onalosingstreak]

You can deal with her if you want.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

And steal your rite of passage, Ric? Never.

Just get cheesecake and she'll be fine.

[onalosingstreak]

This is the worst rite of passage ever. Couldn't I just, I don't know, get really drunk and throw up off a tall building like in high school?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

That's more like a weekly ritual for you, isn't it?

[onalosingstreak]

Sure, pot.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Excuse you, I'm the kettle. I at least try to aim for the heads of people I don't like.

[onalosingstreak]

That seems about your maturity level, yeah.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[He leans in, holding up a hand to shield his mouth from onlookers and "whispers."]

Green's still not your color.

[A wink.]

[onalosingstreak]

Gotta love fashion advice from the guy who never wears colors.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[onalosingstreak]

So if I paid somebody to dye all your shirts pink . . .

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I'd take a piss on your grave.

[onalosingstreak]

Then I'd know you were feeling chipper again.

[isn't this a good joke he is making. they are making. this joke. it is funny.]

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Cute's also not a good look on you, Ric.

[onalosingstreak]

Says you.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Exactly. So you've heard it on very good authority.

[onalosingstreak]

Pretty sure you meant to say terrible.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

You're mean when you're sober, you know that?

[onalosingstreak]

So get me a drink. I'm dead, I can drink as much as I want, right?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Not on my tab.

[LOL what tab???]

[onalosingstreak]

[Look at these eyes. Look at them rolling.]

Compel me a drink, dick.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[They hatin'.]

Well, since you asked so nicely...

[Have your stupid drink, asshole. B'|]

[onalosingstreak]

[They hatin'. They gettin' what they want.]

Cheers.

[Most sarcastic toast of all time. OF ALL TIME!!]

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[Hey, he'll toast to that. SARCASM IS THE BEST!!!!]

Whatever keeps you from crying like your mun.

[onalosingstreak]

I think she used up all the tears in the world, so we're good.

[coy]

My mun was the same way. Like me when I watch The Notebook.

[onalosingstreak]

I hope you come prepared with tissues, at least.

. . . Or a bucket.

[coy]

A bucket and towels.

[onalosingstreak]

Jesus.

[coy]

Elena's kinda the Jesus of our show.

[onalosingstreak]

I'm sure that makes her feel better.

[coy]

Well, we miss you. [ Even if you went all torture, psycho on them.]

[onalosingstreak]

It was better that I was gone by the end of all that.

[branson]

You know, most guys who get a woman this attached to them don't tend to complain about it.

[onalosingstreak]

You don't think this counts as some kind of stalking?