dear_mun | May. 11th, 2012

May. 11th, 2012

You are hyperventilating.

... I don't like that.

[Gasp.]

You gradumitated from that place where you draw all the pretty pictures? I'm so proud of you mun! Look at all the ^{super awesome} things you can do now! You can draw... horses and... sandwiches and... oh! Oh! Draw me next, draw me!

Wait. You said you are an artist now. That means I have to pay you. Okay! Where is palpay? Draw me and Agent Washington by our wall of friendship! _{I saved him by that wall you know.}

fiddling

( cut for tiny spoilers. )

this_evil_undying

Hello meatbags, I am Ultron, I am your death and the future of the universe. Now then, let's begin the process of exterminating all organic life within this place. How about I start with the alternative universe version of The Avengers that have multiplied like vermin here? Even if they aren't my Avengers, killing any version of my father's dearest friends will be incredibly satisfying.

thestarspangledman

Miss --

I know you're nervous. It's alright, even I get a little nervous still, sometimes. Just be patient. You're reading those stories about me, right? It'll get easier. And maybe you'll even find somewhere to, uh, 'put' me, though I really think I should stay where I am. Being gone for 70 years was long enough, thanks. I guess what I'm trying to say is -- don't give up just yet. Okay?

pishirogane

... I've certainly undergone a few... changes if this is indeed part of the 'canon', Mundane-san.

(OOC: Response to this. Here's some fanart... and yes, that was fast. Warning: Image on Danbooru. Some NSFW ads.)

starspangledheart

[He is so appalled by the headspace he's ended up in. Steve's new mun is a perverted degenerate.]

Uh, not to be rude, ma'am, but I think there's been some kind of mistake. Shouldn't you have someone like Tony here, instead?

heylittlered

Oh my god this place is huuuuge!

You want me to make friends here? But I want Jade, Andre, Tori, Beck and Robbie here. And Sikowitz! Hehe!

And everyone from Hollywood Arts! Well...maybe not everyone. But it would still be fun!

I wonder if this place has lobster mashed potatoes....

[Possibly apping at Scorched]

Current Mood: bouncy

rootsforthor

So someone beat ya to it. Get over it, and also, color me surprised. Aren't there a hundred of me around just now?

Speaking of clones, didn't you say you'd been wanting to play Spider-Man again? Hey, best get to that before his movie comes out and you get butthurt when someone else apps him.

--aw, don't stop reading floppy-haired-me's comics just because you're all, like I said, butthurt. Those are good! That Mockingbird chick is hot. And you can still play me in memes and crap. Aren't you better with those than with games anyway?

armore

All right, you got accepted, you... went through with everything you said you'd do. Now that you are, you have to post and stay active. I don't want to vanish on her, not on top of... of everything else.

awesomeintheory

Eh, I can't really get on your case too much, I guess. I'm not exactly known for looking before I leap. I think. This plan to just "learn" who I am at the same time I do sounds… kinda clever, really. But it means you have to stay on top of the issues as they come out.

I can already hear you glitching about the icons.

Anyway, it isn't like I have anything better to do. The Lost Light's only so big and I can only get so drunk at Swerve's bar. Just make sure you don't forget to keep track of the story, huh?

Current Mood: indifferent

puppyknowsbest

[Oh, look. It's a dog. A cute golden retriever puppy by the looks of it. Unbeknownst to those around him, he actually is having a good life with his whole body back at the moment. Wagging a tail has never felt so good!

Usually, Advice Dog is stuck on some god awful mspaint background with his head cut out on it. What the heck is that about?]

RP A MEME ON DEAR_MUN

CRY WHEN NO ONE RESPONDS

lastalian

( don't you tsun at me, young man. )

justafairybull

[Mother's Day is coming up, mun! What are you getting your lusus- er, mother? Food? Flowers? Oh, you're having a picnic? That's sounds like so much fun!

Can I celebrate it, too? I can spend time with my Tavros... And maybe we can get the other lusii to join in!

What, that's not a good idea?]

Current Mood: cheerful

twice_promised

--There was one the entire time? I-I thought you were keeping track of these!

Well, I supposed now is better than never...

competed

Nee, nee, why does Shirou get to be so much taller then me? That's not fair! If anyone's going to be the bigger one, it's gotta be me.

...hey wait, do they play soccer at Holly-Whatever?

1mistress_nomaster

No. I do not need any man in my life, do you understand?

Did you forget who and what I am? Cease this foolishness at once, there are things to be doing. Like dealing with that horrible woman before she causes any more problems.

[.....]

Desist giggling, I do not think about him all the time. He's just very nice... company. And can you find something else for me to do, besides sewing? I'm becoming utterly bored.

gettingallthegrades

( Spoilers (kinda) for Season 4 finale )

Current Mood: annoyed

countupyoursins

You've got more important things to do right now than bother me. You won't be able to do any of them if you're tired - go to bed.

runsinpacks

Look. That idea of yours? It's a bad one. Really, really bad. You have so many good ideas, why not concentrate on one of those instead of going for a cheap visceral jolt that'll just leave you with another so-called "angst thread" you won't want to finish? There's too many of those already, and that's not how to catch up with all the open scenarios.

And Ram agrees with me, so why don't we concentrate on fixing things instead of starting more trouble?

--Wulf

fuckmyhotbutt

very funny.

tsunball

S.. shit.. what the hell do you think you're doing, mun?! Weren't you just going to app that other girl, why did you have to change your mind and add me to it last minute? I don't even want to go there, man, and you should know the reasons..! I don't give a shit whether you say 'oh, but Naegi and Oowada were just reserved too', that doesn't help anything!

Why the hell are you against me, mun..?! It's just unfair! Super unfair!

guardianofthesea

I'm sure you'll find a home for me, mun! I'll be happy with wherever you choose ~~even if Kalas isn't there. Even if I'd rather not be apart from him anymore.~~ Ah, don't mind my mumbling, I'm just fine.

[Xelha smiles, but it doesn't quite reach her eyes. She's earned a life with the one winged rogue by now, hasn't she?]

Just... I'd like to keep my Wings, if that's possible. I'm not sure how I'd feel if I was stuck on the ground the whole time. I still expect to see open sky when I look over the edge of an island, rather than firm earth or an roiling ocean!

Current Mood: lonely

dubtalia

I thought I wasa going to have a vacation and not train like I was with Germany and Japan.

Well, if they allowed white flags or me making pasta, then I can try and do it! ~~Or be lazy and skip training~~. Why did you sign me up for it, by the way? I forget why.

goldentouch

C'mon, no need to get all antsy. You've got a whole week to get it done. Just relax, maybe make yourself some breakfast. They can probably hear your stomach all the way next door.

...Yeah, I know. I'm excited to see 'em, too.

chases_hawks

Oi! I'm gettin' antsy here. You let me have a go with the wings, and never followed through. I got all fired up for some good fights and to see my crew. The wings…tch. Whatever. But then you dropped the whole thing.

Now you're thinking about fairies. I don't know about all that, and don't really care. But if they put up a good fight, bring it.

[Crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow.]

Like I said. I don't care where you put me. Just--do something already!

-Zoro

caffeinatedgod

My Brother, may make poor choices, he may not do what is right... but he is now and shall always be my brother. I want nothing more then to help him and bring him back to our family and home. He will face justice there, I only pray that one day he sees the error of his ways and changes for the better.

I have sworn to protect Midgard and no matter the pain it may cause me it is a duty I will always fulfill.

wind_waker

It wasn't taken?

[Blink.]

[Blink.]

I liked the one with hero in it better.

lightheadedmaiden

Hmmm? Oh hello, good day. But... may I ask a question? What am I doing here? Not that I don't like being here, it's very nice of you to bring me here after all. But I was just a little curious.

I'm being tested? Oh dear... I haven't had any time to study.... I hope it's not a very hard test. I wouldn't want to do badly, but just in case will there be a make up test later? I hope it's not a flying test... I'm not very good at flying yet.

artificialflower

Mundane. Stop making me do stupid shit all over.

...

No, it's not 'funny'.

...

Che.

...

No, you're only updating me so you can have more idiotic plans. Serious development my ass.

...

Go out and DIE.

coffeemugsmash

(( Canon point is before his friends show up to tell him Loki lied, so well before Avengers. But spoilers may happen in comments.))

If we are to go to this library, what are we waiting for? They require my assistance! The son of Odin has no need for applications!

Come! We will go now!

seethelanterns

If he's asking when my birthday is, does this mean I might get to see the lanterns after all? I hope so. I've been...dreaming about this for years.

drknss_bnd_lght

....

You're horrible, mun.

Give me a broken wayfinder instead of a model X-blade - while the torture it inflicted after I died wasn't... that bad, I....I still don;t wanna be reminded of it. [Liar liar pants on fire Ventus. Anyone with half a brain can tell your smile's broken.]

... I should just avoid everyone... I don't.. want them to worry. I'll be fine. Really.

disarmingsmile

Dear Miss Mundane--

This is terribly silly, and I am quite sure you know that. But I... suppose I can indulge you in this imagination exercise, if only to get my point across: yes, my older self and I are in agreement that you need to stop. You need to stop a lot of things, actually - one of them may be "using this icon" - but we are primarily referring to your ridiculous flights of imagination.

You know the ones.

... The ones that result in you dreaming up scenarios involving either a character played by Bill Nighy, a... mobster... creature covered in a carapace, or, now, a homicidal cat.

Those, yes.

...

You would also do well to stop imagining a meeting between myself and my older self, or - goodness, why - between the other players and my older self. I do not want to think about that. In fact, if the only alternative is the cat, then by all means, continue thinking about the cat.

Please.

Thank you.

will_be_god

I will not be misrepresented. If you find that your words fail you, you are to cease in your attempts until such time as they return, lest you present a false version of me. You are to study my words until they become your own.

I expect nothing less. You are fully aware of that, and I care not if your lack of focus stands in the way of that expression. You have been given a solution and I expect you to abide by it. There are things far more important than your own faults. No less than the entire universe hinges on my actions, and I will not tolerate any flaws in that plan.

nodeviations

On one hand, I am glad you are preparing so in-depth for my arrival to that tower. Planning is key to making a situation like this bearable.

On the other...I am not going to allow you to put Grune's panties in my trunk.

thneedy

That's... Interesting, I guess.

She has an awful lot of hair. What's with that?

...It doesn't matter, anyway. I don't have time for meeting new people. I have to find the right stuff to make my Thneed.

yougotthatwrong

...Mun, are you sure about this?

Not that I'm doubting you or anything! But as much as I like being out of the school, isn't that tower worse than that place?

...No, I don't think having my friends there will make me happy either!

sentryslinger

Alright now, Miss Mundane. I know you're wantin' to know how many of us BLUs and REDs there are around these parts, but even if I ask, I can't guarantee everyone will answer. Some folks ain't much for talkin'.

But you're right. It don't hurt much to just ask around, 'less someone comes after me for my occupational affiliation. And I know how to take care of myself if that happens. Now that I can guarantee.

herr_niemand

I knew you'd come around! And under and back again! And sideways too!

Oh yes yes this inky place will be just the perfect base for universal outrageousness! I'll have to bring my Donny Osmond bobbleheads, my Alvin and the Chipmunk dvds, my aged walnuts, my Beiber Helmet, my copy of Duchamp's 'Nude Descending a Staircase', and--oh well you get my point! Or lack of it!

I think we should send some invites to our dear friends! Oh yes, munny-mun-mun, this'll be a slumber party of Hindenburgian proportions! AWOO-GAH!

metaphoricalgenius

[So Dave's new here. He's not worried exactly, but the veteran muses in the back of the headspace aren't exactly giving him high hopes for the future.]

( An abundance of colored text behind the cut )

injureaheart

No.

Current Mood: blank

threadlaidbare

Is it not fate, dearest Mundane, that our paths should cross again like this? You grow restless as the sands of time persist in their ceaseless flow -- day by day, grain by grain -- and thus it is not so surprising that you should seek out those with whom contact has been lost.

Surely, then, you will understand that I, too, wish to be reunited with those people who I once had the honor of calling my companions... those who I learned to call my friends.

It is a matter of course that you will require a certain period during which to refresh your memory. I wholeheartedly support your endeavors, but I would ask that you work swiftly, for you are not alone in feeling restless.

therealgenius

Oh? Me? You chose me?

Well, ah...I'm flattered, really. And the name's nice, you know, uh...real eye-catching. Truthful, and I'm a man of truth. Truth and weapons, that's pretty much me. And you know, I'll be coming back. Justin Hammer isn't going to fall off the face of the Earth because some CEO I won't name thinks she can take out the competition. Where's the proof, right?

Yeah, it's a shame. I agree that I don't "get enough love." I really do. But that's what's expected when you've got fuc— [Rubbing his forehead, count to ten, Justin, count to ten] —all right, all right. I'm good. I'm okay. Let's...do whatever we're going to do, minus all your stupid jokes about prison, birds, and Russians. I could really scoot on by forever without them.

I don't know about this "Mjolnir" crap, but the only Hammer that matters to the great United States of America? That would be me. You've chosen so wisely that there's nothing wiser you can at this point, so you may as well just make a bunch of bad decisions and go off to the Stark Expo.

I'm thrilled to work with you. Let's blow some shit up.

provenworth

Mun, ma'am...

Are you sure that you've got the time and resources to put me into another game? You've got everything going on in your life right now and I don't want to end up going into a new game, gung-ho to complete whatever mission lays in front of me, only to have it all crumble because you can't keep up. I don't like doing things half-assed.

I'll go where you lead, Mun. Just...try to think thought it first before jumping in feet first.

return_to_reality

What a... delightful surprise, Miss Mundane, I wasn't expecting you at all.. are you planning to send me in one of the previously mentioned 'games' then? I wish I could find him but...ah, please, don't mind me: I'll wait here, in front of the gate. As usual.

stupidshinji

'bout time you decided to get your act together, mun! And here I was beginning to lose faith in you. Well, I guess you've got to be reasonably competent to have a handle on little old me, right?

I've gotta say, though, that place you're sending me to seems awfully dull. Asgard, was it? But so long as I still get to kick some Angel ass, I'll be perfectly—

[ Impact in 3, 2, 1... ]

...what do you mean Unit 02's not coming?!

withoutfeeling

You're certainly an interesting one!

Picking up an alternate universe character, or something like that. You plan on using bits of kurono yuu's for my backstory. It's a nice choice but seriously, where in the world are you going to put me? You better find a place where they accept people like more or, you know, you're going to be stuck with this muse that goes nowhere.
....

We could pass the time by contracting though.
Heard you wanted the new fire emblem game.
Bitches love fire emblem.

Just contract with me and it'll be all yours!!

No? Rude.

topping

So, then. I "belong" to someone? ...I guess the journal name fits, then, because no way will someone be in charge of me just because I was a gift to keep them alive for my Originator's amusement.

eliteheir

So much for your supposed "patience".

Just don't waste my time and keep me amused, if you do follow through with this. If you want to be my mundane, you know I won't tolerate incompetence.

mommy_deadliest

How sweet of you to think of me for Mother's day. After all, I do try my best to be a good mother, given the... current circumstances. Perhaps by this time next year, you'll be able to send me to a suitable home... ah, what a good gift would that be!

testofwill

A musebox.

Not a bad idea. It'd give us a place to be. And asking a few people to come along wouldn't be a bad idea, either.

Give it some serious thought.

Edit: Well, you've done it. Good luck.

bau_bullpen

Current Mood: contemplative

wouldnotkindly

You just look for any excuse to get splicers involved in things, don't you?

What is wrong with you?

ex_scintillating454

You could just create a musebox and go about with whatever plots and ideas you have for me and the others without all the incessant moments of doubt.

Really, how does someone like you end up playing puppet master to someone like me?

heardyoucall

Hoooh? You're actually gonna send in that application?

It's a piece of crap.

klaus_von_wolfstadt

Ever heard the story about how somethin' goes feral?

Take a good dog. Something supposedly precious. Something that thinks it's loved. Now watch his beloved companion, the one carrying the leash, tie him up. Good and tight. Then walk away.

That obedient, loyal, adoring- stupid creature. Heh.
...You know, they only do two things.

[Holds up one finger, first.]

The first; He'll sit. Stay. Wait. Forever.
Fuckin' lay down in that same damned spot the owner of his heart was last.
Willingly. The stupid thing wastes away. Starves. Dies. Eyes still locked open. Like it's lookin', longing, for someone who left 'em there, alone.

The second choice?

[A dark, low chuckle.]

All that...love it had. Has to go somewhere, you know? Has ta' spoil and sour. Get real bitter. Even for a good little mutt who's only known, wanted, the touch of one soft hand. Sometimes it's too much. Maybe a little madness sets in. Comes with choking back all the memories. Swallowing every good word that's gone to waste.

And a mad dog? With the rotten, bitter slop that was his unconditional little heart? He'll strangle himself on his leash until he breaks. Or it does.

Too bad that even if he's free- nothing feral's good. Not for anybody, anymore. He's broken. Ruined, really. Bites the hand that would feed. Anyone who gets near. Even itself. After all...

Hate. Real, ugly, brutal hate. It's the only thing a broken dog has left, now that hope's dead and buried.

photoviews

It's been awhile, but I'm sure you've been busy with a lot of super amazing things. But are you really going to send me back to that Mayfield place? It was interesting but I don't think I could handle all the weird things that happen.

You want to send me to someplace that might be a little worse and is some social project? That doesn't sound awesome at all... Any chance you'll reconsider? I still have a lot of awesome photos to take and things to do.

fireinthehero

Quit procrastinating and do it already, honey! I am so eager to see Kate again, and meet her girlfriend!

I wouldn't mind at all seeing Spider-Man again either, you know!

distressed

It's about time, don'tcha think?

Just hurry up. This head is way too dark for it's own good.

disneyprinceloki

Yes, you are... hilarious with your choice of usernames. However, it is inaccurate. Get your mind out of the clouds, would you?

What am I even saying? You mortals never listen. Once you come down from your 'dreamworld' of sorts, perhaps you'll be capable of having a proper conversation.

{{Avengers spoilers possible in the comments!}}

pantsnow

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bunnyclip

Someone who just follows others is super boring, y'know? But, I'll let you get away with it if it means I can waste time with Naegi, again.

Don't get too relaxed, though. This is a new place! That means a new warzone! Who knows when an enemy might attack? And since all the others are gonna be there, too, I suppose it's my job to protect 'em. Guess I'll even protect that Togami guy...

Wait, this conversation took a weird turn, and I said stuff I didn't want to! What I'm trying to say is lets do our best and try not to, y'know, die, alright? And, if it's not a bother, I... I want to try new, things. See if there's other stuff I'm good at. Maybe even change my dreams.

That was so lame, mun! I can't believe I actually said that! Super uncool, y'know?! Everyone just forget that last bit, or I'll get seriously irritated!

shadow_possession

...your sense of humor is simply unmatched Mundane. [yes, that's all he's going to say on the matter. either way, Dainn is very much Not Pleased.]

2x2xwielding

No.

Pleased as I am to be given any amount of attention at all after you abandoned me months ago, I insist that you find other ways to express your sudden renewed interest in me. Specifically, other ways that do not involve forced copulation.

No, 'four arms would be amazing in bed' is not a valid excuse.

No, it doesn't excite me that you seem to have already found me a partner -- need I remind you that both he and I need to be accepted before you can start making duality-themed jokes?

No, I do not think this is a good idea in any way, shape or form, and I humbly but firmly request that you reconsider.

Please.

No love and certainly no respect either,

Boris Vasily Konstantin Andrei Myshkin Dolokhov

not_my_war

( Spoilers for Underworld: Awakening )

-Lucian

Current Mood: aggravated

stolemylook

I invaded?!

I don't want to be here any more than you want me here, mundane! Quit acting like it was my idea!

...and tell that other muse of yours to stop eyeing me like that. I already had Hades try to make a pass on my soul, I don't need someone else being creepy behind my back.

behavesverybadly

Of course it fits! We'll make it fit. And by "we" I mean "I", as it's clear who will be doing the actual fitting here. Speaking of which, I'm simply not seeing any benefit for me in sticking around your headspace... what was your name again - mundane? Did you choose that yourself? It suits you.

Where was I? Oh, yes-- I'm currently seeing nothing in this for me. Shouldn't your top priority be making me a good offer? Yes, an unlimited supply of food and mead is a start, but I've already got that more or the less in Asgard. How about investing in some servant muses for me?

...Hm. Maybe I could hold auditions here. After you've finished typing this you can start rounding up all able characters in a straight line over there. Chop chop, I haven't got all day.

Signed,

Loki

P.S. It's spelled "charismatic", not "hammy". You're welcome.

modernholmes

You are being far too entertained by the possibilities of this 4th Wall Day ridiculousness. In case you've forgotten, I already have more than enough to deal with.

photo_finish

Mun...

I, Photo Finish, think that you are ridiculous.

Get over yourself and play me correctly.

I do not have time for relationships! You are crazy if you truly believe that I vould spare any of my precious time on any one pony because I feel something for them.

Why can you not see that I, Photo Finish, only have one passion and only one love!? That is photography! Is that really so hard to understand? I do not have room in my heart for anything or anypony else!

Stop being ridiculous! I, Photo Finish, vill not tell you again!

Current Mood: annoyed

maternityward303

You're looking for a place for me now, too?

Aren't you in three places already? Unless you really are planning on sending Henry back home for good, guess that opens up a spot. Don't know what I did to deserve it. Is there a place where I can at least get my dig on or, I don't know, a little wardrobe change?

[there's a gesture towards her cast and bandages.]

...with my luck, probably not. You know, I'll take that story of me and the new guy over this, if it makes a difference. I liked where that one was going.

braided_icarus

Oh great. You're starting on re-watching that 2003 series. Well. Fine. Just don't come crying to me when you're finished. ~~Though that's probably inevitable with you whenever you finish either anime or the manga each time.~~

[After all, he has enough to worry about.]

I have enough to worry about with the event coming up and Winry's impending wrenchings when I get chomped on.

impiety

Well, ain't this a surprise?

Guess it only makes sense.

All right, time to write my signature, eh?

Right, then.

George Spiggot. The Devil. Beelzebub. The Horned One. Lucifer. Etc. Etc.

Though, that last one mention is more of an out-dated alias these days. Still, worth mentioning, 'cause one should never forget their roots. Especially since He won't go and let me.

another_stolen_relic

Well now, isn't this interesting. I can't wait to see what you'll have me do now that I'm here. After all, your life can't be all that entertaining if you're sat here, writing for me and hoping someone else will play along.

ratingawesome

No, mun, I am not drunk. You are. You very are. I haven't been drunk since...uh, NEVER. I don't drink, that assertion is the most evil of assertions!

I don't think I'm comfortable with this either. You're drunk, and saying so means Wallace will show up drunk, and can I just have a quiet night without mocking? Wallace will do it, and it's super useful. EXCEPT NOT! JOKE'S ON YOU, WALLACE.

Seriously though, mun, can we sober up and go play some Tetris or something?

batmannotbatgirl

Look, Mun or whatever the hell I'm supposed to call you I appreciate that you're invested enough in the whole 'Batman-name-taken-up-by-a-chick' AU to actually make an account and everything but for Christ's sake, could you at least try and pin down some ideas outside of the purely aesthetic?

If you don't get some backstory for me immediately, I'm going to pistolwhip you into next week.

[ You don't even have a gun. ]

I'll find one. Mark my words.

Current Mood: aggravated

madcuriosity

We have to wait for a response?

[That her writer only JUST sent in the application doesn't matter to her.] But...

[She sighs and pouts. Being patient is so terribly difficult.]

Will it take terribly long?

[That her writer doesn't know also doesn't matter to Alice. Writer can be patient, muse cannot.]

Well, I can't help that I can't be be patient!

Current Mood: impatient

angelised

So you brought me here on the pretence of "testing" me. A wasted endeavour -- you and I both know little will come of this.

...But... I suppose now I am no longer under the servitude of His Holiness, I have time to spare. I will humour you.

For now.

oftheeagle

You are not as strong as I first perceived. Unsurprising.

Why have you summoned me forth? I have no need - or desire - to linger in this place.

writeswrongs

( spoilery for the finale )

accursedunlife

I'd advise you, lassie, t' be readin' more of what I'm in before you decide t' take me anywhere.

frogs

your dog jokes are not funny and neither are you!!!
seriously, those are soooo not funny anymore...

oldsoldiers

With all due respect ma'am, aren't there far more important things for you to attend to?

I'll admit, it was an interesting expression to see, but you're taking it out of context. I wouldn't have invited the Commander out if I wasn't serious about the offer, and no. I didn't leave my wallet in my other set of fatigues.

[ ... ]

But you're half right. Flirting's still one thing— let's just say I'm finally getting in practice.

( the glorious face in question )

adrinkbeforethewar

Aw, no. C'mon. No. You can't really.

Besides, I'm a nice guy! You can't have two nice guys. Your horrible little brain will explode. Also my brain will explode. Or whatever, uh, organ it is that's responsible for my knack. I might irreversibly flip my shit. A permanently dislocated shit — sounds bad, right? So work on Our Lady of Dismemberment or something.

And, you know, it's kind of not fair if I only turn up every now and then, which is exactly what you always do. Just sayin'.

deepvoiced

Oh, hey there. Nice to see you after you left me. Jesus, mun, it's like-- It's like you're trying to upset me, you know? I know you're still young, but you can't go around bothering super-villainesses whenever you want. Things just don't work like that, Sweetie. And, if I can be honest with you a minute here, it kind of hurts just being dumped like that. Like you don't even care about me.

Look, I'll give you another chance, but, really, if you do't put effort into this, you're not getting a third chance.

I think we have issues.

May. 11th, 2012

May. 11th, 2012

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