dear_mun | May. 10th, 2012

May. 10th, 2012

That you're gushing to others about how hot I am when I give that smile is scary. Worse is that you get it wasn't a pleased smile but imagining her dying violently in a fire. Yet they call me mad?

number2

Obviously you have trouble understanding things so I'll say this as plain as possible. When I said "take me back to the ship" I did not mean "dump me into a town that not only has no way out but I have no access to the ocean or my crew". In fact that's the exact opposite of what I requested.

So now that we've cleared that up, would you kindly take down that app? It would save you from worrying about if you can "play me" well or not, and I'll go back to my crew. We'll both win that way.

... Or continue to ignore me.

devilishflow

You can keep saying that, but that's what I'm here for, isn't it? You've got so many nutjobs and mustached super villan-types up in here, you need someone to lighten the atmosphere.

Nice to finally get to try this suggestion box of sorts, by the way. We've been friends for how long and you've never cared to let me give you a ring once in a while? Just like the rest of 'em, I really must have horrible luck with women.

But, regardless, it's pretty fun talking to the kid again. Maybe we'll actually get to see light outside of you and your friend playing around with us, hmm?

I'll be around. Whenever you decide what my fate is, lemmie' know, alright?

queenofclubs

First of all, I don't care what it's a parody of or how gahdamn bored you are. Using my family as fodder in a game about everyone getting killed by zombies? REAL FUCKING NICE. You think I'm...he's...you think we're the insensitive one...s? Way to take the cake back.

And it really had to be Casey first. Nice. Fuckin' great. Thanks. Thank you. Just what I wanted to have a vagina for, tonight.

minetodecide

Congratulations mun, you actually completed the app. (Though you weren't making significant progress really, given of how much time you had.)Seeing as how lazy you are, I'm impressed(Though not VERY impressed, just a bit) and you've earned a sliver of my respect. Now it's just a matter of time if it's accepted or not.

mikhail_in_me

It's about time. Our previous home went out months ago, what have you been waiting for? I figured you had forgotten me. I have things I have to do! You can't just leave me sitting around! I need to find the other houses! At least let me do that!

I don't care if you miss that dumb bishop. I can handle things fine on my own.

And stop reminding me about the collar! Obviously, I know better then anyone that it is there..There isn't anything we can do about it.

[Takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly.]

I'm sorry..it's not really your fault. But you aren't going to do anything with me, are you? [he looks a little disappointed]

pencilpremonition

Dear mun,

Who is this 'Karkat' and why do you want one to come to Thusia? What are 'quadrants' and why does he need to tell me about them? Oh, I see, you're going to let me post this as bait to see if one will respond. Cause sure, that'll go over well. They're smart enough to see what you're doing, dumbass. Why don't you just post "HEY SOMEBODY APP KARKAT TO THUSIA" and be done with it?

Not impressed. At all. Don't use me like your fucking message pawn.

in_loveless_memory

Why did you have to bring up the goldfish?

Current Mood: annoyed

cursedtosleep

Isn't it wonderful, writer? We're getting more Disney! First Mickey, then Rapunzel, and hopefully Jasmine! I'm so excited!

Current Mood: excited

kalanemi

No, I haven't given up, yet. Why don't you just let me? It's not like I'm not scared, but this is something I want to do. I know there's other characters you've been considering, but...

[A pause.]

...just, trust me, okay?

ex_scintillating454

Would you stop looking at Liefeld images? For God's sake, I like my feet as they are, not like some half melted Barbie.

God, you're such a bitch.

repulsors

So, lemme get this straight.

You've seen the movie all of, what, four times now. In theaters.

You've watched my movies specifically an untold number of times. I'm gonna venture to say maybe fifteen or sixteen? Each. Which, by the way, watching as background noise? Not all that flattering. And probably doesn't count. So let's knock that number down to like, twelve for each.

You've read a handful of the comic books— Actually, y'know, I don't know if those count either, seeing as how they're comics and I'm a strictly movie kind of guy. Even if you've worked in some "comic quirks" into how you handle me. So, let's strike that from the record.

As it stands now, you a) want to update me to a pretty bad part that, y'know, doesn't really work out for me and would probably freak out Pepper, b) could potentially spoil the movie for anyone else who hasn't seen it yet, and c) aren't really thinking this through, are you?

Don't get me wrong, it might be fun to get the band together and all. Or, try to. But it'd make more sense to wait a little longer, wouldn't it?

Go get "Jossed" a couple more times, and then we'll talk. In the meantime, how about we get that distillery set up? I'm dying, here.

[ there is always the potential for spoilers? please tread with caution! ]

madcuriosity

Do you think it's nice there, at the very least?

Current Mood: contemplative

punchedoutdestiny

Hopefully this new way of doing things will give you better luck at getting some of the rest of the Team, mun. Or even others that have a mentality like Allenby and I do. It's... pretty hard to keep up the Team Dai-Gurren spirit when it's only me and Boota, to tell the truth. And when this place doesn't seem to operate like things do at home. And when we try to do things our way, our comrades are sent back to the pods. _{Or worse...}

Don't get me wrong - I'm not broken. It's just really weird to find myself in situations wondering what Rossiu would do. Or Leeron, or Leite. Sure, there's smart guys on the ship, but I don't know them from Adam.

I'll stick it out, though. The multiverse isn't gonna save itself.

strictmachine

Couldn't be satisfied with just one me, could you? Oh no, instead you have to make sure I'm around, too.

You know, Doll, there's a reason I dress like a man and act like a man and it sure isn't because it's easier. Pretty sure the only reason I get away with it is because I'm too filthy rich for anyone to do anything about it. Well, that and Steve punching out the last idiot who gave me trouble. Not that I couldn't have handled it, but it's nice to have back-up.

Oh yeah, and? --Not really thrilled about your ideas for how I wind up having Tony, either.

ex_flyting687

...You actually wrote "for the evulz" in your canon update request as part of my character development.

We must have words about this.

manlyknitting

So, wait...

I'm going to be a guy playing... Me?

...

What?

kyaha

Miss Muuuuuun~ I'm boooooo~ooooooored~ can't you go do your boring old hag things and leave me alone here for a while? I promise I'll be good, kyaha~

Ooh, if I'm extra-good, will you find me my Zera? It's aw~fully lonely here without him...

hell_ofa_thing

Hell of a day.

[ Happy Birthday, Rossi... ]

notastutton

Don't care what you say, he deserved every word I said at that wedding. Just because he's in love with the bride and was completely drunk didn't mean that as his new secretary, that I'd let him ruin that woman's day. Yes, I was also serious about beating the crap out of him if he didn't listen to me. He's lucky he did. It's bad enough that he asked me if I was a goddamned Madam at a brothel before this job.

[ snarl. oh, elsie... you did kinda cut him off of booze... ]

Do I look like I care? And on something else, any notion of things for future story-lines in this 'role-play' is strictly prohibited. I will beat you. And him if he tries anything of the sort.

[ but elsie.... him buying your apartment building and evicting everyone without even knowing you live there would be hilarious. HILARIOUS I SAY. ]

Mundane, I am going to say this again. I will beat you if you try.

[ ;_; so scary... ]

See to it that my will is done, yes?

Thank you,
Elsie Locke.

princeofwhores

You decide to stop playing us because the obscure 'manga' you used a character from to portray our face is now getting popular, and you do not wish to inconvenience the new mundanes? We are very dissatisfied with this solution. You are far too nervous.

We know you love us.

All ladies do.

Current Mood: flirty

fuckingnarnia

Okay, so, uh. I know you're pissed off that I'm not going to be in any more episodes or anything? Like, I get it. Really.

But, uh. The last time I was on the show, I wound up han-...

I mean. I wound up in the hospital.

So. You know, maybe it wouldn't be that bad if I got to take a break for a while.

Also, stop putting me in smut memes.

otherguy

I- Yeah, I'm pretty sure this headspace is too crowded for any of this to be a good idea. I don't think you realize what you're doing, wanting me up here.

Call it whatever you want- experiment, muse, bandwagon, whim. Just. You should have kept me out of it.

I shouldn't be here.

wwhinin

YOU ALWWAYS DO THIS
YOU ALWWAYS WWAIT UNTIL THE LAST MOMENT
and then it nevver happens because fuck
like you evven givve a shit about me apparently not enough to fill out a stinkin application
expoundin on howw awwesome i am

oh my god not like a flippin care that much its just a fuckin game but
the point BEIN i really dont appreciate bein so casually brushed awway like this for EVVERY single fuckin place you end up reservvin me at

granted ok you havve like twwo or somethin more days
but people are puttin theirs in first
wwhy cant you do that

all a these fuckin attempts
im tired of em
i definitely deservve a better wwriter human wwho can properly get her priorities straight

application first on the eridan ampora
meme responses for the eridan ampora
your wwork shit later
ok

denyamenti

This is insane, you stupid--! There's no reason to keep subjecting me to any more doppelgangers, duplicates, copies, and past selves that you seem so inclined to pull out of nowhere and leave me to deal with the aftermath of! If you like my other incarnations so much more, why don't you use one of them for your schemin--

[ He's cut off abruptly as his head is pulled backwards, a small woman's fist yanking hard on his hair as Meg takes center stage and she does not look pleased. Also she's completely ignoring Bakura's spluttering and murderous glare at being interrupted, giving him the "talk to the hand" motion. ]

Hold it just one minute there, Snowflake. Nobody's going to notice if you're acting like a grumpy old minotaur since you act like that anyway. She's planning to have me act like a Sicilian strumpet until someone figures out that I don't actually spend my day kissing every warm body on the station!

spiderhorse

[Everyone's favorite deformed child of fire and Giants is back, and he doesn't understand something...

If my uncle, the thunderer, truly wishes to see Jane Foster once again, why does he not ask my rider for me? I can travel between all the Nine Realms without using the Bifrost. Am I truly thought of so little?

He does have a point.]

nolongerhollow

Wait, wait, wait.

What?

So I am to understand that the only clear way to get me out of the black hole of angst I am stuck in is to deliberately undo some of my progress toward redemption? And then stay that way until the plots people have planned play out? Because every time in the last month that I started to come out of it, my now ex-Bride did something to upset my equilibrium again?

...that is frustrating. I worked hard to get where I am. I shouldn't be penalized because of other people's idiocy.

Nevertheless, you're right, it is exactly what I would do under the circumstances.

But your friend is right as well. You've laid the groundwork. Send out what notes you need, play me in the event, and then let's go elsewhere until the memory charm plot. You do not have to play me through the pain. This whole mess wasn't even something either of us planned for or wanted, and under the circumstances...why bother? Too much angst frustrates me, frustrates you and drives away other characters. Take a break.

Besides, I'm having fun in the New Mexico storyline even if it is just starting out. Let's do more of that sort of thing and less bad breakups with flighty, thoughtless and ambivalent Brides, please.

Yes, I know it wasn't your idea. Still.

sorcerous

If you know certain... elaborations on events are accepted in places few and far between, why not simply play me as I was shown on the silver screen? We are not so far divorced, he and I; the seeds of him, the roots of him are in my heart too.

I do thank you for finding fellows, those who will know me as I am: a King, not a villain. Though I fear Thor is beyond rescue.

munajjima

I understand your apprehension, it's a natural thing.

Don't worry yourself too much over it. Wherever you decide to send me, I shall go and do the best I can.

meowminx

It's sweet that you still miss me and all, but time is still an issue for you, isn't it? A girl hates being ignored.

I had my fun, true. But everyone has to move on at some point.

canicome

What're you thinking talking to others about it? Leave a man to his thoughts. Not like you've never fancied someone.

starknaked

No, stop. Why can't I go around asking every Rogers I find if they know you can hire people for sex?

What about we take one, hype him up on sugar and caffeine and release him in a casino. Vegas. Monte Carlo. Your choice. We can call it a science experiment.

fiveredpetals

Mun, I'm... flattered by your interest, still I'd rather stay with Mary and my parents. I... mean, mary is such a clumsy sister, someone has to take care of her, right?
I-I know She'd still have mom and dad but... listen, we promised, we'll always be together. Forever!
...
No, I'm not leaving home.

hellsbellsharry

Mun. What are you doing?

You realise you have work to do, don't you? And less than 24 hours to get it done? I mean, I know you've made your choice and you're switching but that's no reason to give up. You hear me?

Yes I know there are Avengers all over the place and I'm bouncing in geeky joy too but seriously... Get. Your. Shit. Done.

We'll be here when it's finished.

coolerwithamerman

You know, I don't feel really comfortable with you drawing associations between my organization and those movies.

I-For one thing there's less prayers and chanting involved?

defacer

So I only woke up for you as your game was closing their applications?

That kinda sucks a huge dick, sorry. [She shrugs.] More time to not fuck me up, though.

ruinseverything

I guess this was next most logical step, you won't hear me complaining about it but you might want to familiarize yourself with the first game in the franchise. That's all I'm saying.

That aside, I'm happy to be aboard your-uh... brain, I guess.

stillherself

Do not throw me in these "memes" you speak of, especially at those you are thinking of.

She shares my face, but that is it. Your thoughts are untoward and unkind, and I will not have my name disgraced because you find it amusing. I am no longer anyone's amusement.

I do not appreciate it, writer. You shame yourself most of all with such ideas. I insist that none of them come to fruition.

like_a_bossbot

I know it's been a while, Miss Mun, but... it's good to be back.

It can be rough, trying to get back into the swing of things - but, I think you're right to take it slow at first. Just take your time. It's a little strange, actually having the luxury of time for once.

No matter what you decide to do from here, I know that we can handle it - Together.

cutestcentury

Okay, so first things first.

One, that username has to go. No, I'm not kidding.

Two, you've got a lot to reread. And not the time for it at all- which brings us to point three.

...What the fuck do you think you're doing?

tatling

Isn't this a little too early? You haven't finished the game, remember? You're not even half-done yet! You're not even close to learning about me, and all of a sudden you--

...hey! Why aren't you listening?

hereinstyle

Oh, I see how it is then.

No, no. Don't stress yourself, little oyster. I am completely fine with sitting in the dust until you find yourself some...whatsits...youtube clips and decide it's all alright to put a hat on again. It's not as if I have a business to run or wet girls in equally wet dresses to keep from killing themselves. Not at all. Completely content to sit on this less than plush chair you've offered me.

Completely. Happy.

[ a wide grin, he points to it ]

See. The look of a happy face. Now you can get on with finding me somewhere to stretch these cramped legs of mine, if it's not too much trouble.

pawsing

You petty little weakling.

You would think with somebody like myself residing in your inferior little head that you would have a grasp on what to do in a situation like this! Alas, that really...doesn't seem to be the case now, does it? You must fight for what you believe in!

You work to crush your enemies where they stand! Crush every last feeling of theirs into the dirt and show them who will be the victor of your battle!

... Then again, you are a hopeless failure. Perhaps if I keep giving you these little...

[ she grins ]

These little pep talks, you'll finally learn something.

misplacedxsheath

I would ask if you're serious, but I know better than to doubt your capacity for foolish decisions. Do you honestly think anything would come of this, or is it simply a thinly veiled excuse to rub in the fact that my faith was making me a mockery all along? Don't bother pretending...we both know that the only reason you want to send me there is because you enjoy the idea of pitting me against an organization you find amusingly similar to Ormus. Your idea of karmic retribution would be laughable if it weren't so idiotic.

Ahhhh yes...the URTV. You think I should meet the younger Kukai in person, do you? Of course you do. I'm not interested. I've seen enough of his brothers to know I want nothing to do with their kind. Just the fact that you seem to have a fondness for them is enough to make me question your sanity, such as it is. Now, give up your idiotic plan and leave this old fool to his rest.

romneybot_2012

THIS UNIT DOES NOT COMPREHEND.

WHAT THE HUMAN JOURNALISTS SAY IS TRUE. APPROXIMATELY FORTY-SEVEN POINT SIXTEEN EARTH YEARS AGO WE ENGAGED IN THE ACTIVITY KNOWN AS "PRANKING". A HUMAN MALE WAS JUDGED TO BE WEARING HIS UPPER BODY HAIR FOLLICLES IN A MANNER BEFITTING A FEMALE OF THE SPECIES. THIS UNIT ENGAGED IN PURSUIT AND FORCIBLY SHORTENED HIS HAIR WHILE HE STRUGGLED. THE HUMAN WAS OBSERVED TO SCREAM AND BEG FOR RELEASE.

IT WAS AMUSING.

THIS UNIT IS FUN. THIS UNIT IS JOCULAR. THESE ARE QUALITIES THAT HUMAN VOTERS HAVE BEEN OBSERVED TO CONSIDER APPEALING. YET IN THE FACE OF THIS STORY THEY DISPLAY OUTRAGE. THIS UNIT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.

HUMAN BEHAVIOR IS CONTRADICTORY AND DIFFICULT TO PROCESS. THIS IMPERFECT EMOTIONAL DESIGN WILL BE CORRECTED WHEN THIS UNIT ASSUMES CONTROL OF THE PRESIDENCY.

latetowork

Stop tossing me at government officials.

Phones do not have a sexuality, as they are inanimate objects. You cannot "ship" mine and Aaron Hotchner's.

That is all.

future_founder

The answer is yes, mun, I'm excited about the movie too. Mighty heroes coming together to make the world a better place and fight against those who seek to make it worse.

I truly love great fiction.

However, the timing is a bit bad, don't you think? By the time you see it, the next issue will be out and I don't want you being torn between two different things.

g3_jupiter

Oh, I don't believe it.

The big-shot alien scientist duck who's been here all along is Proton's underling?! He does things like bow to him?!

Ugh. Your headspace is officially the most underwhelming place to ever exist, child. I want out of here now.

- Galactic Commander Jupiter

[At least it's a different Proton from those she's met?]

basicallyrun

Oooh, yes, I like it too! Though you think maybe you're going a bit overboard with all the me's you have walking around in your head? Just getting a tiny bit crowded. Nothing I can't deal with, of course! You know me, always fine.

Don't know how I feel about a game, though. Been there before, and we both know how that ended. No second chances. That's the kind of man I--

Okay, so maybe it's not the same game...Still. Y'know. Easy does it, yeah?

thenewnancydrew

I still don't agree with this, just so we're clear. The whole fifties fashion thing is bad enough as it is. That, on top of the creepy drone things and the stuff that goes on there? I'm not going to lie, Mun, it sounds scary.

I guess I'm glad you're putting me somewhere, though. Being cramped up in your headspace for so long is not good for a girl's legs.

Is this really what God has in store for me? A town full of psycho killers and bad fashion? I bet they don't even have a nail salon.

until_i_say_so

No. NO.

I don't want to see any of them anyway so just shut up.

desertpunk

Not bad.

Now when do we wreck the place?

rudeandginger

No. I am absolutely not listening to you this time. You keeping claiming to be interested by me. Well a good fat lot I've seen out of it. A few lousy musebox threads and a fourth wall day appearance. You call that 'playing me'?

Well I for one am not interested. Go bother someone else and just leave me alone. I've had quite enough of being toyed with to last me a life time.

tooshytofly

Oh...oh, my. Mun, are you sure about this? There...there aren't any of your other muses you'd rather send out?

...oh, dear. But they're all so much bigger and stronger than I am, and the Internet is such a big and scary place. What if they don't like us out there? I don't know if I can handle that kind of pressure...

therosensaint

Of course I'm content with the fact that D wants to be with me. It really is like a dream come true. It feels like I am dreaming. Do I even know if this is true? And the fact that we might have a baby is just wonderful! Thanks, mun.

weaponmadeperfect

Oh ignore the redhead! I love the idea. Come on if nothing else the three of us could probably do a lot of damage to an Umbrella lab...

And besides, green's a cool color.

What do you mean it's a bad idea now? Come onnnnnnnnnn even Dad was curious to see what would happen. And not like Uncle Whiskers is around. And with Drac there playing hero, we need someone to show him how right?

It'll be a blast. And hell they might be able to help prevent another R.C.I. That would totally qualify as a good thing right? Though, not sure if I'd like it if they dragged that other team with them. They seem like a more thought out crew than B.S.S.A. and my run ins with them... Yeah, can we have a game where I don't get a building blown up around me? Re bar hurts like hell when you're pulling it out of your heart.

((Game's a messed up little PSL we've been having a blast in))

Current Location: santa fe new mexico
Current Music: evil man - abney park

thisisgoingtosuck

Oh yeah, now you want to have nerves and second guess my 'voice'. Couldn't do that before you wrote the application? Yeah, well don't expect me to be your cheerleader.

I'm the guy over here fingers crossed hoping you screwed it up

Current Mood: cranky

firstaid

I'm excited to discover new places as well, mundane, however, I believe that for now we should rest. That way, when we get started on our journey again, we'll be rejuvenated. That's my choice and I hope that you are okay with it. I understand that being impulsive is fun and exciting, but... [She laughs sheepishly.] I'm actually kind of tired now.

I promise that we will continue this journey again soon. Perhaps during this time, we should research into some of these 'games', so that when the time comes we'll be ready!

usual

Aren't there dangerous places? I don't want to go. Are there going to be cats? There are going to be cats, aren't there? I don't want to go to a place with cats. It's scary.

...

U—uwawa, why are you looking at me with such a scary face? I don't like it. You're scary, too.

But I don't want to go, I definitely don't want to go to a place with cats. [ no matter if there are cats or not, it's non-negotiable... ]

Am I being bullied? I'm being bullied again... Uu...

disbear

You think those bastards can get away with skipping school? This is delinquency of the highest level! Now everyone will have to stay in as twice as long as forever. I'm talking about around-the-clock remedial classes.

... Did that come off as a little harsh? I have to remind them who's the principal around here.

crueltytocommas

Dear Mun,

This is a turn up for the books and, no mistake! I have barely been Captain for a minute and already I am, going to another city that is not Ankh-Morpork. Another Adventure, I am sure. And many, things for an Officer of the Watch to do. Although I would, prefer to stay with the Watch in Ankh-Morpork. There are, many thing to be done there with All the recent changes.

Yet, I am curious to see, this Other Watch you have, mentioned.

sincerely,

Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson

kokorogolokiloki

ONE DAY LOKI-SAMA WILL BE THE DAIOH OF ASGARD AS HE SHOULD BE!!!!

ALL YOU MORTAL GAIJINS WILL KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAKAS!!!!!

greatlyloved

Are you sure this is alright? I have wanted to see them, to make sure they're growing well, but they've probably outgrown me already. They're not children anymore.

Even so, if this is my only chance...

Dante, Vergil--are you well? Are you getting along? I hope you're both safe.

[Because no one tells her anything. But if anyone wants a mom hug, she is good at those.]

si_espana

Hola, Mun! It's been a while, yes? I missed you a lot! Did you miss me? I thought you've forgotten all about me because of your new muses and then here we are again. I'm glad that we're finally going to do things together like we did before! I really did miss being out and about and being able to see my friends, so I'm very happy. I wonder who we could come across here. Francia? Prusia? Hungria? Maybe even Romano! Wouldn't that be fun?

Time to work on overdue tags, too, yes?

¡Vamos! Let's get to it!

gorisaki

Ryuuji, where are you?! It's scary here with this stranger, and you could get overheated if I'm not there! Or sick! Enter could kidnap you, too. :(

Please come home. Or let me know where you are, and I'll come to you! I'll even bake you a cake!

I miss you. :(

alephbet

I don't think tagging someone new will be the most difficult thing I've ever had to do in my life. It shouldn't be that bad for you.

...'Silent protagonist'. I know.

annierall

Wait, so you're actually considering putting me in a game eventually? Mun, I'm so flattered. You really need to think this out thought, the game and my application. Can I suggest 90 second breaks - it'll keep your mind fresh!

And if possible I'd prefer to go somewhere that doesn't have zombies. Going somewhere normal is out of the question isn't it?

matrimony

( Spoilers for the Avengers )

longaevus

This will take some time, you do realise this? I've gotten far deeper, and strayed farther than I had ever thought would happen and frankly, as hindsight is kind enough to grant me, what happened is a little embarrassing.

But you knew that, saw it unfolding and did nothing for it. At least, and I hope, that nothing has been burned too irreparably, although you wouldn't mind that, would you? You should be thankful at the least that this isn't your life - not all can be tampered with and altered like this.

I suppose waiting is all I can do, and you have no need to remind me that I have plenty of time in which to do it. There is a lot that time can change, but not everything, and that I think is what you forget.

jet_jaguar

[Hello, D_M! Do you recognize this big dude? No? Well, then, you might see him doing a superhero pose. Jet Jaguar has arrived.]

thornyton

You know for someone who says I come from one of their favourite trilogies, you sure have a funny way of showing it. You're just like Julian, no - I can't believe I'm saying this considering everything he's done, but you're worse than Julian.

At least with Julian I had a chance of getting my freedom back, but with you? I don't like this, I don't like being your puppet. Aren't you supposed to be my friend? Aren't you supposed to help me? Why can't we be a team?

king_of_hearts

Okay.

Here's how it's going to go.

I've been sitting back here in your head for years. Only now did you finally make an account.

You're not turning back now. Don't even think about it. We'll know, and you know very well that you've gathered enough people in this place to make you regret it if you do.

So no more tip toeing around it. You are throwing me somewhere, one way or another.

Got it?

...

Good.

slendy_ohcrap

[Slenderman stands there, messing up your electronics, making you suddenly asthmatic, and appreciative of his Mun that he at least has prey to play with here]

angermismanagement

Look, mun, you gotta stop it with this act you've got going. Now you're suddenly freaking out, when you were perfectly fine, what, a day ago?

I'm here, you're here, we're probably stuck with each other and as completely terrible as it sounds and whatever absolutely horrible things we're going to run into, let's at least try to make this work?

And I say 'try' because you're starting to flake out on me and that's really not a good thing to pull on me. None of these guys here will like you if you do something like this.

hairflyingheartpounding

Just reminding you of a few things, mun!

First, you have to intro me in the dream game tomorrow, okay? I'm really excited to get started there. It's so interesting!

Second, you need to pick a dress for me to wear to prom in the town, even if I don't know if I have a date yet or not.

And get back to everyone in the tag, too! You can wait until tomorrow, but not any longer! Especially for my, uh... Daughter!

Wow, it's really weird to say that...

stillshinigami

What're you...

What.

Okay--... What the hell mun? You submitted all of the monsters that freak you out, that haunt you and having lived inside of your head all these years? Yeah. I'm kinda afraid of them as well.

How the hell are we gonna survive sandworms? Oh! Not to mention Barnacles! Sure, kill em' easy but they're still as freaky as shit!

You get Heero turned into a vampire at the castle and now this stuff at the Library.

How about this. Tell me you're not trying to kill me, and we'll see if I believe you.

I think we have issues.

May. 10th, 2012

May. 10th, 2012

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