it's ok, Steve. the mun doesn't know how this happened, either.

[starspangledheart]

[He is so appalled by the headspace he's ended up in. Steve's new mun is a perverted degenerate.]

Uh, not to be rude, ma'am, but I think there's been some kind of mistake. Shouldn't you have someone like Tony here, instead?

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[trainwrecked]

There have been worse mistakes known to happen.

[starspangledheart]

[Yes. Yes there have. The proof of that is in the guilt he's feeling right now.]

Y-yeah. This one wasn't my fault, though.

[trainwrecked]

... Steve. That one wasn't your fault, either.

[starspangledheart]

[Don't try to take away his guilt, bro.]

I should have been able to.. do something.

[trainwrecked]

*... shh, he's been taking care of you since he was six and you were ten, not gonna happen*

The handle broke. You can't blame yourself for that. There's no possible way in which you could have prevented that.

[starspangledheart]

[And when it was his turn to do the taking care of, he didn't pull through. Rationally, he knows it wasn't his fault. But he still thinks he could have done something more.]

[He sighs and clasps Bucky's shoulder.] Maybe. [But his mind won't be changed.]

What have you been up to, Bucky?

[trainwrecked]

*oh, really, stop that, Rogers. You protect those who need protecting; Bucky knew what he was getting himself into. There's a difference.

And he clasps Steve's shoulder back* I know so.

Oh, I'm chilling on an island with a night that lasts for seventy-two hours and horror is sort of the norm, but I think we've done pretty well, so far. You?

[repulsors]

Hey, what's that supposed to mean, huh?

[starspangledheart]

My mun has no morals.

[repulsors]

Tchyeah, and you're saying I don't?

[ .... ]

Okay, don't answer that. I have some morals, thanks. But hey, maybe you could take this opportunity to teach her some. You're Mr. Tightass Morals, aren't you?

[therightpartner]

[Peggy has to admit, she's rather amused by the condition of Steve's headspace. Not that she can talk considering who she shares her headspace with.]

Why should she have Tony there instead of you?

[starspangledheart]

Because... [Oh my god, he can't say this sort of thing in front of Peggy!]

Because... she is lewd... and regularly puts her muses into... inappropriate situations.

[therightpartner]

My mundane does the same with me and the others that share the headspace. She doesn't do it to me as much as the other, but...it has happened a few times.

[There are times she wouldn't mind if it did happen more often...if it meant that she might see Steve again.]

But I'm not sure how Tony factors into this supposed mistake.

[starspangledheart]

....Your mun does that to you? [Okay brb he's definitely not imagining anything pervy here. Definitely. not...] I-I'm so sorry, Peggy.. [Yeah, he's blushing a little.]

I just think my mun would work better with him. He has... questionable morals.

[therightpartner]

[Of course he isn't thinking pervy thoughts about her...Just like she's never thought anything like that about him, especially when he blushes like that.] Occasionally she's thrown me onto those 'memes' but I didn't mind since usually a version of you is involved.

[She pauses for a moment before smiling.] Really? Tony's always been a gentleman in those realities where we've been dating.

[starspangledheart]

[The flush on his cheeks only gets worse when she mentions version of him and memes, and he doesn't quite meet her eyes.] Ah... My mun has never done those, but she occasionally plays at a... brothel game. place. [The Love Hotel lol. She keeps threatening to check him in there.]

.....You're dating Tony? [While he struggles to keep his expression unreadable, he is obviously jealous.]

[therightpartner]

One of the muses in here used to visit that place. She never did anything improper, but we did see some interesting things there. She prefers the memes since she can be more selective of what happens to her muses.

[She knows the signs of jealous well since she'd felt the same way about Steve's fangirls.] There's a reality where I was given something similar to the serum that prolonged my life. I eventually met Tony and...

And one reality where the three of us were... [A very rare blush colors her cheeks.] I probably shouldn't elaborate on that.

[caffeinatedgod]

Ah Steven, you can not always pick in whose mind you dwell.

[starspangledheart]

[He sighs.] True. But I don't know why she wants me here.

[caffeinatedgod]

Who lives with you in you lady's mind? I am with some interesting people as well. But I can understand why people would want you. You are a true noble warrior with a kind heart.

[starspangledheart]

There are some countries from Earth, here... but they're people. [England, France, and Germany from Axis Powers Hetalia. He likes to see that they all get along for the most part. It is evidence of how far the world has come since he was frozen.] And... some elves, wizards, and weird hippies. [A gaggle of OCs and fantasy muses. Steve's mun is a former DND nerd.]

..Thanks. I think the same can be said for you.

[caffeinatedgod]

Ah I live with people by the name of Bucky Barnes, Marcus Flint, John Watson and a few others. They for the most part are enjoyable.

[old_fashioned]

It's something that comes with the territory. At this point, you've got to make the best of it and roll with the punches.

[ Cause hey, it can always get worse. Might as well keep your chin up. ]

[starspangledheart]

[Oh... hello. Weird. Give him a moment.]

I think I'm starting to see that.. [Though he's still not sure if dealing with this mun is going to be easier or more difficult than battling Loki's army.]

[fbitchesgtmoney]

Should I or my mun be offended? I'm not sure what you're going for here, Frozone.

[starspangledheart]

No. I didn't mean to offend anyone. [Not even you, Tony. Honest.] I just think that... given her personality, my mun would be more suited to working with you. I have nothing in common with her.