Whoa, whoa, hey! You can't do that! We've been over this already. Remember? Do I need to tell you
again why you can't do that? I don't like being a nag, y'know, but if you keep trying to pull me into this embarrassing ordeal,
even if it would be... kinda funny then I don't really got any other choice!
- It's against the rules. They're right there in the profile, mun. Don't pretend you didn't see them! You're a stickler for "by the book", so I know you saw 'em.
- We promised. It doesn't matter if you make a note on the post or something; you know someone's gonna be all like, "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED" because even you do that! Look, I'm not sayin' that I don't like your style— we just can't let somebody else do it and you know why.
- It's against the rules. I don't care if you technically redirect everyone somewhere else. That's cheating.
- IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. Just because you know the mod(s) doesn't mean they're gonna let you get away with something like that.
- IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!! There's no way you could keep it PG-13. Pro-tip: there's a reason everything is automated in Japan's love hotels. You don't know anything about being discreet! [ Okay, neither does he, so, yeah, it would be pretty funny and it would totally happen, but. Not the point. ]
'Sorry, mun! I know you're good, 'cause, duh, you got me here, but you're not
that good. In this case, let's just go with not playing games we may not win, okay? It's really better this way. I don't want England to get upset again. You don't either, right? Okay! That's that then. Go think about something else. It's your birthday on Monday! You should figure out what you wanna do! You don't have a lot of time... especially since Mom Day is right before!