dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: one piece

( And the winner is... )

This is clearly a sign that I need to train more. Mundane, you'll have to find Natsu and Gray - I'm sure Lucy and Wendy could use the practice as well. Maybe even Juvia - it will make for a nice team bonding exercise! [... All of the people she just mentioned, run.]

redhairedknight

Roronoa Zoro, huh?

I've heard a lot about him. If they think I'm a match for him, I look forward to seeing his swordsmanship in person!

[There's a lot to talk about for her own canon, but none of it has been good (from her perspective, at least), so she doesn't have anything to say about that.]

swordlore

Mun, I don't care what everyone else is saying, you need to take this seriously! If you're going to try this, you need to give it your all! You can't bring me out here just to flounder around without a purpose. I'm a Marine, and you can't take me lightly!

If you're serious, take a look at the game and decide if it's what's best. You know you'll have your own ship to captain at the start of next month, and I won't have you take on more than you can handle. That's not fair to your own crew, and it's not fair to me or anyone else.

thetruehistorian

Dear Mun,

It's been a little too long since you've put in a concerted effort to tag with me. The repose was nice, but we both knew it wouldn't last. Perhaps shaking things up a bit is exactly what you need. Looking at options through a fresh pair of eyes- or perhaps five or six- could open up new opportunities. You shouldn't be afraid of slower moving games that are more focused on evoking emotional responses rather than physical ones: you know I'm quite capable of handling both, and I have the canonical depth to alleviate your fears of overstepping some invisible boundary regarding headcanons. You can do this. It requires a bit more thought, naturally, but you've squandered your mind enough. I'll help you remember. You can count on me.

Can I count on you?

Regards,

Nico Robin

ace_of_hearts

OF COURSE I DON'T WANT JII-JII TO COME HERE!

ARE YOU INSANE?!

You live with yours! HOW WELL DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU?!

What is this, some sort of crazy mission to spread the pain?!

Oh yeah, I'm sure telling him I have more pirate bros, and one marine brother WOULD summon him, but what the fuck makes you think that's a good thing?!

COME OFF IT! There has to be SOME other way you can entertain yourself! What about that stupid ship thing you keep talking about?! GO DO THAT INSTEAD!

Fuck!

revolutionistflame

...You threw me into the ocean.

There were at least a dozen more ways you could introduce me to a new place and you just HAD to throw me into the ocean.

WHY??

You know this is a problem.

This is a very big problem.

ace_of_hearts

Get off it already!

You're mad about me being stubborn on something? Well, you might as well also get mad about the sun continuing to rise.

Just because some things are bad doesn't mean they all are. Doesn't matter if it's a storm or the end of things, there are some things that I will never let go. Pops is always the best, Marco isn't going to give up without kicking everything in the teeth, and the only way to deal with storms is to get stronger and ride them out. The more people try to fight them, the more it's like swimming against riptides.

Tch... Of course it's not like me fighting against Pops! It's completely different! Stop getting confused damn it and just listen!

If we were supposed to get broken they'd have to try a lot worse than that! Now go do your tags and let's have fun instead of all this bitching about getting things "right!"

tonytonychopper

WHAAaaaa! Thank you, Mun!

I know you've been trying to invite me for over a year now, but... I really didn't want to intrude.

Wait, you mean... You liked me from the start?

[Guess who's going to be clapping, blushing, and swearing? This guy!]

Shaddup you fuckin jerk! Get outta my sight!

ace_of_hearts

Really?

Really?

You're the one who gets too flustered to do anything like a normal person and yet you're trying to do an adult game, but you tell me to keep my pants on? And no, a cookie is not a good enough reason not to strip. I'll strip if I feel like it.

But you should definitely get Rose to come so I can jumpstart a crew again because she's awesome. And more bird people. And stop letting Zoro's stupid face scare people. And for fuck's sake, don't tell people I want to be a woman! I don't! I was trying to figure out a size proportion thing. Fuck.

Although now I am worried for all the big boobed ladies of all the worlds. This is why Thatch is extra sweet on them, isn't it? I knew there was a good reason. [Ace's err... "optimism?"]

meramera

Well, can't exactly argue against it at all if you're saying that's a place where the dead go, right? Besides, it'd give me something to do; guess the place's still better than a void or something in purgatory.

Chin up - it'll work out just fine.

wateringcans

How rude! Poking someone's nose is very, very rude! I swear, you're worse than Leo, mun... Ah, n-not that Leo is... particularly bad, or anything - I mean, he's awful! Incredibly rude and vulgar and terrible! Hmph. I didn't even want him to save me, anyway! Who would want someone like that rescuing them, huh? Not me!

Arg! Don't look at me like that, mun!

[ oh god, she's so tiny. her punches are so tiny. it's so cute. ]

Stop it! Stop it! Cut it out or I'll never speak to you again!

kyaaas

Kyaa!! We've got a real, live pervert 'round here! Hahaha, tryin' to use little old me is super creepy, Munny! I'm gonna have to defend myself and call for some big, strong guy to protect me! Kyahaha! I hope you get beat up!

[ fucking dellinger shut up ]

Whoopsy! I wasn't supposed to say that. My bad, Munnny! Kyaaa, don't punish me, I'm super fragile♥ I'd cry a whoooole punch if one of your fat fists hit me, y'know. Oh no, I said something bad again, didn't I? Kyaa~! Don't be mad at me, it was an accident!

Hahaha, but if you're done harassing me, we should find Big Bro Law! I barely remember him, but a gross traitor like that shouldn't be too hard to find, right? Just follow the smell of garbage ♥

justicereigns

You do remember my birthday theme is supposed to be "white" not pie, right?

[HE SAYS THAT WHILE EATING A PIE.]

[To be fair, it IS white though.]

[And it's a justice pie. Smoker does what he wants.]

[And this is totally not an invitation for people to throw pies at him. ~~Except it really is. So please do.~~]

I don't understand what all these heart pies have to do with justice or white day anyway. Isn't that supposed to be Valentines? White day is marshmallows and candy cigarettes, right?

[Waves a hand, too confusing, he gives no fucks.]

As for apping me somewhere? I wouldn't mind the chance to stretch my legs and work on motorcycles, no, but I refuse anywhere no smoking is allowed. There's limits to the torture I'll accept. Besides, weren't you the one who was sick most of winter?

ace_of_clubs

Shut up already!

This is my pipe, there are many like it, but this one is mine. You can take it from me on the twelfth of never, got it?!

And what's the big idea of sending me to some time when Luffy of all people is gonna be bigger and emotionally deader or something?! LIKE HELL NO! YOU THINK I WILL GO ALONG WITH THAT?

Come here! I WILL FIND MORE STUFF TO WRECK!

[And the ten year old proceeds to throw an epic tantrum and create mass destruction with a pipe while his mun just stays the fuck out of the way.]

[Done?]

[Nah. He's still going.]

[When he is calmer though, he has a mountain of trash.]

[Approach with caution.]

futurepirateking

OI! Mun! We're going to be going on an adventure right? Somewhere super fun!

[ ...Luffy, no. ]

Ehhh? We're not? Oi. That's not fun at all.

hummingsword

Yohohoho....oh?

Why, this is new! Though I'm not sure how I feel being alone like this...

Surely, though, in this vast space I'll see my friends again! Yohoho!

meatthefuture

Mun, you've gotta stop being so stupid about stuff! What do you mean you don't know what to do with me? I've got plenty to do! There are still lots of adventures to go on even if there are a lot of people gone now. Hurry up and do something cuz I'm getting bored!

rubbernecking

[ There is little to discuss when Luffy lends himself to introspection about as readily as oil mixes with water. He'd just as soon speak his mind. ]

The Wake...? What's that?

Oi, don't forget who gets to pick our destination!

"Something important you're gonna want to see for yourself"? That sounds interesting! But I'm in the middle of an adventure right now!

sailedfirst

Yo, mun, long time! Man, your time-management and attention span's only getting worse through the years. Midlife crisis must be coming early, huh? You'd end up like Dadan soon enough.

[WOW. WOW, THAT IS SO RUDE, SABO >:( ]

Dadan's a cool old hag though, so I dunno what's your problem with that.

Anyway, thanks for letting me talk again, 'specially today. It's Ace's birthday, huh!? And there's a lot of him hanging 'round here, na? Hahaha! Still can't believe he's such a popular guy. Well, not sure if I'm gonna be able to talk to him today, but I know he's partying it hard today somewhere! And maybe Luffy's with him too! And... maybe they're with that older me, too. That'll be great! [pauses and then awkward shrugging] One can dream, na?

Hm. My birthday wish for him? Heh, does wishing for him not to drown when he falls asleep on his soup counts?

justicereigns

You're over thinking it.

And this, coming from me, is saying something.

Just say what you want to say, do what you want to do, and stop trying to make it perfect.

For a writer you're not that great with words, and for a director you're worse with people than I am. [Mun doubts this.]

Stop focusing on the unimportant details, and explain the big picture -- since that's the only thing you're good at anyway.

You're taking too long already. Just make an outline, and then shut up already.

In the meanwhile, I'm going to the nearest bar that isn't advertising some sort of peppermint bullshit.

Catch me when you're done.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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