therealgenius: (My products are THE shit. Not shit.)
Justin Hammer ([personal profile] therealgenius) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-05-11 04:39 pm

because sam rockwell is the best

Oh? Me? You chose me?

Well, ah...I'm flattered, really. And the name's nice, you know, uh...real eye-catching. Truthful, and I'm a man of truth. Truth and weapons, that's pretty much me. And you know, I'll be coming back. Justin Hammer isn't going to fall off the face of the Earth because some CEO I won't name thinks she can take out the competition. Where's the proof, right?

Yeah, it's a shame. I agree that I don't "get enough love." I really do. But that's what's expected when you've got fuc— [Rubbing his forehead, count to ten, Justin, count to ten] —all right, all right. I'm good. I'm okay. Let's...do whatever we're going to do, minus all your stupid jokes about prison, birds, and Russians. I could really scoot on by forever without them.

I don't know about this "Mjolnir" crap, but the only Hammer that matters to the great United States of America? That would be me. You've chosen so wisely that there's nothing wiser you can at this point, so you may as well just make a bunch of bad decisions and go off to the Stark Expo.

I'm thrilled to work with you. Let's blow some shit up.

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