This evil homeless for a good reason.

[this_evil_undying]

Hello meatbags, I am Ultron, I am your death and the future of the universe. Now then, let's begin the process of exterminating all organic life within this place. How about I start with the alternative universe version of The Avengers that have multiplied like vermin here? Even if they aren't my Avengers, killing any version of my father's dearest friends will be incredibly satisfying.

Comments

From a comics crossover AU where he's an Avenger.

[hawkingisabastard]

I knew there was something I was forgetting. Should've told the Action Scientists to move up the work on the robot anti-depressants.

Interesting.

[this_evil_undying]

Why would superior beings such as us even want human medication? Have you come to join my revolution, brother or are you going to be a traitor like my son, The Vision and side with them?

Re: Interesting.

[hawkingisabastard]

Because you have the brain patterns of a manic depressive?

And technically speaking, since I predate you by about 70-or-so years, you'd be the traitor to the robot cause.

[this_evil_undying]

You dare to compare I, Ultron to my worthless creator!? I'll rip you apart for that insult!

[hawkingisabastard]

As the Asgardians would say: "Methinks yon metal man doth protest too much."

[this_evil_undying]

You do know that I could dismatle you quite easily for mocking me?

[minor_setback]

Extermination of the universe, you say?

[this_evil_undying]

No, I said extermination of all organic life in the universe. That means you, rat.

[minor_setback]

I am a cat and a demon, do you really think you can exterminate me permanently?

[this_evil_undying]

Yes.

[Vaporizes you with energy blasters.]

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat's eyes and mouth remains floating in mid-air.]

A minor setback.

[And then they crumble into ash. Lives left: 8

A couple of hours later, Evil the Cat clears his throat. He's behind Ultron.]

Are you done yet?